Happy new year!! (Chinesely)

Just solved the male loneliness epidemic ya’ll, after years of respectable engagement from pics or thirst traps on insta, I shared a clip of my sourdough and immediately got 20 dms from ppl wanting to talk about bread

Wild to imagine that kids born after 9/11 are starting to have a fully developed frontal cortex. Not like it’s scary or anything, but just crazy to think that Gen Z is actually unc and chopped

Someone at my office has put a small pizza box into the fridge except it’s vertical like a book, and now all I can think about is Pizza Library

out for 2026 -lovebombing In -lovecoercivediplomacying

Sorry to my fellow blooters I posted these on Twitter first

I have a noble savage view of the rich old people that go on cruise ships and then come off and haggle with the locals in tourist towns about what’s a “fair” price for a $6 fridge magnet

Does anyone mind if a white girl speaks a lil Volcornese

On a short 3 and a half day trip for work and I brought not one but two books with me so that I make double the progress on kidding myself

Caption this, best caption wins a copper cog

Here's my idea for December 15 Ban: Plow Under Scour Wrath of Retribution Blood Splattered Vest Sawbones Unban: Talk a Big Game Bonds of Ancestry Cash In let the kids play, see what happens

This shit too easy

Update I ended up making my own enchilada sauce

Me asking the white french Canadian guy at the Asian grocery store whether they have enchilada sauce in Chinese and he’s like 「當然有～」

@fabtcg.com The new website roll out is pretty nice, but the event search has critical features that do not work properly. 1) Only 15 events will ever be shown. 2) Events are not shown in any specific order I can tell. It causes closer RtNs not to show. See this search centered in Charleston.

Reading online study that says Instagram reels literally rot your brain, so basically it’s actually dealing psychic dmg to you via cursed device, very cool

just read all of kagurabachi while watching the FAB world championship this weekend, and I gotta say it was as good weekend for Retribution

So last year before Worlds I bought a CF EA Trench because I was super confident that Ranger would be in the first set of 2025... I just bought a playset of Call for Backup, sorry to everyone that is hoping for a Shadow hero in PEN

Was expecting a Balance of Justice in the mail but this showed up instead 😅

It’s been suggested that if I made some slight changes the card names would be more legible so I’ve done that for clarity here

Saw this cool trend on mtg Twitter where you can share your decklist like this and it shows off the art of all the cards, I also arranged it so that it is a colour gradient what do yall think?

For anyone too impatient to wait for James White to make an official announcement, I have insider information from some of the big TOs about what a Showdown is. More below ⬇️

As the 2025 Blue Jays taught us, we should do our best to bring about revolutionary socialism even if there is a pessimism or sense of inevitability to a certain outcome. There is bliss in finding purpose, no matter how doomed.

Maybe you can call this toxic but I keep saying bad FAB takes like “ban mask of momentum” or “ban flick knives” or “ban storm striders”. I don’t think the correct approach to bans should ever be to delete decks from the metagame, and even with LSS recent more-bans philosophy, it wouldn’t be right

CC: @brodiespurlock.bsky.social you gotta get onto this pre-tournament routine

Libbing out over the wine mom that is repeatedly calling public figures a twat

They should add an asterisk to everyone that makes it into a roll of honour for living legend points this PQ season cuz half of yall did NOT deserve that 😌

I ain’t paying for Twitter 😌

In my ideal world for @fabtcg LL: Ban Starvo OR make Starvo singleton only Ban Awakening Heavy Chane bans (e.g. all RG cards and Bounding Demigon) OR make Chane singleton only Small hit to Viserai (Dirge/Malefic restricted to 1 per colour) Unban crown of seeds WMD on watchlist I get 20 more chara

the literal absolute worst part of climate change bar none is that because it stays unseasonably warm into late October before immediately nosediving into a sad end of fall cold weather which means you only have exactly 3 hours and 27 minutes of perfect conditions to wear a cool lightweight jacket

Not now kitten, daddy got 100k on twitter and now he has to workshop a Bluesky post that will provide the same amount of dopamine

please disregard I've been informed they are identical twins @fabjudges.bsky.social @lss-karol.bsky.social

So uhm… does anyone know the steps for reporting someone for playing in a Pro Quest under a different GEM ID after they have already won a Pro Quest the week before???

Happy 6th birthday @fabtcg.com! That’s long enough to attend university and get a bachelor’s and masters degree in that timespan... or were you procrastinating too much because of the card gaming?

Why does the emergency telephone in the metro station sound like a stream of flowing water, there’s no water anywhere in sight, did I find an urban cryptid?!

Learning from other social media spaces that #fabtcg needs some more e-drama to really be entertaining, let me kick us off: if you enjoy playing illusionist, you’re basically a stinky farm animal

I was on a short flight and watched Sinners, great cinematography but not sure I understood it, (SPOILERS) the way the whole movie ended with a white woman sex killing a black man before cutting to a pixelated globe with little cities marked on it was really a bold artistic choice

Hotel convenience store is charging $8 for a large bag of chips and I have a shameful confession to make

Average American Google search history what is fascism how did they beat fascism the first time Italian meatball recipes Denazification Denazification Soviet Union fascism permanent won’t go away with bleach Is fascism real

I apologize to my loyal friends, fans, hate followers for my lack of online presence here recently. I’ve neglected to provide uplifting and insightful commentary on recent current events, and I can only do what I must to make up for the emotional harm that I’ve caused. Pic unrelated

So I was debating what Reviled thing I could do for my #fabtcg spoiler, and I realized the leakers trying to ruin spoiler season already did the most reviled thing they could. So I decided to let you, too, ruin spoiler season. Please enjoy. www.thefabcube.com (Desktop browsers only, sorry!)

I love poetry tbh

Worlds first white border #fabtcg Gold Foil Enjoy

Azalean’t

Resharing this in honour of the Ira armory deck coming out, we EDGING IN HERE

Just saw a couple walk out of the metro station staring lovingly into each others eyes while team carrying a rotisserie chicken, love is real

happy Fourth of July to my American friends, there is exactly one moral way to celebrate and it involves a lot of fireworks