So last year before Worlds I bought a CF EA Trench because I was super confident that Ranger would be in the first set of 2025... I just bought a playset of Call for Backup, sorry to everyone that is hoping for a Shadow hero in PEN

Was expecting a Balance of Justice in the mail but this showed up instead 😅

It’s been suggested that if I made some slight changes the card names would be more legible so I’ve done that for clarity here

Saw this cool trend on mtg Twitter where you can share your decklist like this and it shows off the art of all the cards, I also arranged it so that it is a colour gradient what do yall think?

For anyone too impatient to wait for James White to make an official announcement, I have insider information from some of the big TOs about what a Showdown is. More below ⬇️

As the 2025 Blue Jays taught us, we should do our best to bring about revolutionary socialism even if there is a pessimism or sense of inevitability to a certain outcome. There is bliss in finding purpose, no matter how doomed.

Maybe you can call this toxic but I keep saying bad FAB takes like “ban mask of momentum” or “ban flick knives” or “ban storm striders”. I don’t think the correct approach to bans should ever be to delete decks from the metagame, and even with LSS recent more-bans philosophy, it wouldn’t be right

CC: @brodiespurlock.bsky.social you gotta get onto this pre-tournament routine

Libbing out over the wine mom that is repeatedly calling public figures a twat

They should add an asterisk to everyone that makes it into a roll of honour for living legend points this PQ season cuz half of yall did NOT deserve that 😌

I ain’t paying for Twitter 😌

In my ideal world for @fabtcg LL: Ban Starvo OR make Starvo singleton only Ban Awakening Heavy Chane bans (e.g. all RG cards and Bounding Demigon) OR make Chane singleton only Small hit to Viserai (Dirge/Malefic restricted to 1 per colour) Unban crown of seeds WMD on watchlist I get 20 more chara

the literal absolute worst part of climate change bar none is that because it stays unseasonably warm into late October before immediately nosediving into a sad end of fall cold weather which means you only have exactly 3 hours and 27 minutes of perfect conditions to wear a cool lightweight jacket

Not now kitten, daddy got 100k on twitter and now he has to workshop a Bluesky post that will provide the same amount of dopamine

please disregard I've been informed they are identical twins @fabjudges.bsky.social @lss-karol.bsky.social

So uhm… does anyone know the steps for reporting someone for playing in a Pro Quest under a different GEM ID after they have already won a Pro Quest the week before???

Happy 6th birthday @fabtcg.com! That’s long enough to attend university and get a bachelor’s and masters degree in that timespan... or were you procrastinating too much because of the card gaming?

Why does the emergency telephone in the metro station sound like a stream of flowing water, there’s no water anywhere in sight, did I find an urban cryptid?!

Learning from other social media spaces that #fabtcg needs some more e-drama to really be entertaining, let me kick us off: if you enjoy playing illusionist, you’re basically a stinky farm animal

I was on a short flight and watched Sinners, great cinematography but not sure I understood it, (SPOILERS) the way the whole movie ended with a white woman sex killing a black man before cutting to a pixelated globe with little cities marked on it was really a bold artistic choice

Hotel convenience store is charging $8 for a large bag of chips and I have a shameful confession to make

Average American Google search history what is fascism how did they beat fascism the first time Italian meatball recipes Denazification Denazification Soviet Union fascism permanent won’t go away with bleach Is fascism real

I apologize to my loyal friends, fans, hate followers for my lack of online presence here recently. I’ve neglected to provide uplifting and insightful commentary on recent current events, and I can only do what I must to make up for the emotional harm that I’ve caused. Pic unrelated

So I was debating what Reviled thing I could do for my #fabtcg spoiler, and I realized the leakers trying to ruin spoiler season already did the most reviled thing they could. So I decided to let you, too, ruin spoiler season. Please enjoy. www.thefabcube.com (Desktop browsers only, sorry!)

I love poetry tbh

Worlds first white border #fabtcg Gold Foil Enjoy

Azalean’t

Resharing this in honour of the Ira armory deck coming out, we EDGING IN HERE

Just saw a couple walk out of the metro station staring lovingly into each others eyes while team carrying a rotisserie chicken, love is real

happy Fourth of July to my American friends, there is exactly one moral way to celebrate and it involves a lot of fireworks

No money for healthcare, hospitals, education, public services, no money for roads, no money for renewable energy, but they got money to build a new concentration camp once a week. If $150 billion dollars to the new gestapo isn’t fascism, I don’t know what is.

Thanks for everyone that tuned in to Canadian Nats and extra thanks to anyone that said kind words! @ellybird.bsky.social is an all-star who carried day 1 & @mansant.bsky.social is the goat as per usual. Honoured to be part of the official @fabtcg.com broadcast and cast my friend Jordan’s victory!!

Street vendor trying to sell a blue jays hat to a dog outside the venue WE’RE IN TORONTO BABY

Tune in to see the best of the best (aka Canadians) play Flesh and Blood!

I keep seeing spoilers for the new OP chapter and I am now a card carrying member of Agenda Piece.

Wrapping up a pretty busy couple weeks of work just in time to be hyped for NATIONALS!! 🤩🤩

Hey #fabtcg fans! I'm giving away the Cogwerx Tinker Rings cold foil that was opened on stream, alongside a Calling Entry RF Puffin, Hightail Promo! To enter, you just need to DM me a receipt for a donation of $5 or more to Trans Lifeline! Link in comments, Winner drawn 06/19! 💖

🫡🫡🫡 my goat

Update from Freedom Flotilla Coalition Press Officer, Hay Sha Wiya: "The Madleen is currently under assault in international waters. Quadcopters are surrounding the ship, spraying it with a white paint-like substance. Communications are jammed, and disturbing sounds are being played over the radio."

😌 let’s see that triple wizard top cut

As US Nats is about to start, and we've already started seeing the hero representation charts, I'll throw this prediction out there: I think Wizard is going to have excellent conversion rates all round at this tournament!

Beautiful tableau of French culture as I left the prerelease last night - a gust of wind came through the lil wind tunnel that is the entrance to the subway station, and blew all the cigarette butts into the air like a nicotine fuelled tribute to Colours of the Wind

Saw a cirque du soleil show yesterday and can’t stop thinking about the dude whose role is to be the armadillo that walks around the edge of the stage while acrobats are doing backflips

Here’s my 2 cents on the LL point changes - great all round at mitigating some of the pain points of the system that we’ve seen over the past few years, without straying from the intent of the system. I would take a million adjustments like this that LSS wants to try before going back to rotation.

No one’s taking down my ship today! Return Fire!! #fabtcg

Ya know I’m all about letting the dogs out… let’s get them extended #feetpicfriday #vacation #slay #fabtcg

Market Manipulation Pro Tip #9 Pesky necromancers and their zombies messing up your lawn? Make sure you have this card so you can CLEAVE them apart. Currently sitting at $1, this majestic from DYN is a great sideboard card for Axe Warrior to deal with the scourge of Gravy Bones. #fabtcg

falling to my knees and turning into a skeleton because of reasons beyond mortal comprehension

Offer you TWO gold tokens and expect it back smh I swear to fu