So DIE, already…

I didn’t think 2025 would get a better visual metaphor than the pic of Elon Musk’s micropenis car on fire outside a Trump hotel. Or inaugurating a racist on MLK Day. Or tearing down the East Wing of the White House. But apparently we have a new winner:

First of all, your masturbatory “military” (birthday) parade is SATURDAY, you senile, cognitively-impaired fuck. Secondly (and far more importantly) the US Constitution guarantees the right of American citizens to peacefully protest whatever the hell they want.