Another round of big-ass #aurora getting ready to go. @Waitnwallflower

AP: ‘A day without fear': Chicagoans buy out street vendors amid immigration crackdown CHICAGO (AP) — The cyclists arrive at sunrise, rolling through Chicago’s Latino neighborhoods and stopping at tamale carts, elote stands and candy stalls. They buy out every last item — every tamale, every […]

Considering replying "I'm staying the fuck out of this" to an email thread going around the past couple of days.

Crazy red #aurora visible to the naked eye. Chicago suburbs, 11/11/25.

Big fuckin #aurora about to hit

This is the shit I get in the mail now.

Gettin’ mansplained to before 8am. A good day or a GrEAt day?

1-yr-old pepper-sprayed by federal agent in #chicago Video shows federal agents spraying chemical irritants from a moving vehicle at a line of cars waiting to leave a Cicero Sam’s Club Saturday morning. The action obviously violates a judge’s restriction on use of force. #trump #law […]

[Ralph Wiggum voice] I’m a psychologist

Today marks the end of an era for Thor’s balls.

No.

Looks like my work trip Stockholm is a go. I’m sure February is a lovely time of year to visit.

Wishing you a wonderful week Garden art #streetart #art #photogaphy #photographie #photo #flowers

Folks, it doesn’t matter that Schumer voted “no”. He got the Dem caucus on board with caving. THEN the caucus figured out who should vote yes to provide cover for D Sens up for reelection in 2026, who might have been in serious danger of being primaried. As for the retiring D Senators, doing […]

Scientists have discovered that it is possible to just do something, without making a podcast about it

Mother Nature about to handle the ICE infestation of Chicago (12-18 inches of lake effect snow in early November is NOT typical)

It’s snowing.

Breaking #volcano News The USGS has a live feed on their YouTube channel :LRRR_zoom:

Saw Hasan hates Ronny / Ronny hates Hasan last night at the historic Auditorium Theater in the Chicago war zone. Made it out alive, thankfully. One of the best shows I’ve seen in a long time, incredible pace and energy. Ronny totally won.

“This is how you’re allowing them to treat the people taking care of our babies” We have heard privately from Republicans who are horrified by this one. She has papers. They went room to room in a daycare. This is both racial profiling, and terrorism.

Hold the phone, the Minocqua brewery has a Woke Coffee mug in BEIGE? Support your local anti-fascist brewery in deep red Wisconsin and subtly display your non-cult membership at the same time? https://minocquamarketplace.com/products/woke-coffee-mug-copy

Mr. Nay is flying back from Montreal today via DC. Or maybe driving home from DC.

Everyone stop, we all need to lose 400 lbs by next November. I assume that converts to “boulder” in stones.

Yo… uterus… we’re pushing 50. I think we can hang it up.

This is where I post from

ICYMI fucking ICE raided a daycare in the 47th ward (far north side) of Chicago this morning in front of a bunch of toddlers. #uspol https://abc7chicago.com/amp/post/chicago-daycare-worker-rayito-de-sol-arrested-ice-front-children-witnesses-say/18116866/

Me: [solves rather urgent problem] OWD*: hurray! Thank you! Nice job! Me: ok I’ll get communication going with the new people [that can help solve the problem]. OWDs: whoa whoa, pump the brakes. WE don’t know the person you’re vouching for to help us out of this incredible bind we’ve put […]

There’s a kid wearing a MAGA hat to school the past couple of days, so 14 checked with the dean about the rules for wearing political clothing and it’s allowed so long as it doesn’t cause a disruption. So she asked to borrow my Punch a Nazi hat today.

Pretty sure today is my 3 year fediversary. I believe the gift recommendation is an original VHS tape of season 1 episode 1 of Star Trek TNG?

Slept in til 4:32 am today so that time change thing is going well.

There are going to be a whole lot of electoral results that Mike Johnson hasn’t heard about tomorrow.

Excitedly waiting for the millionaires to leave so I can buy their swanky condos at a discount. ... aaaaand waiting.

NEWS ANALYSIS: Democrats are sweeping off-year elections. Here's why that's bad news for Democrats. (exclusive to all websites) #USPol

Thor is here to remind you “the lighter the bean the more the caffeine” #CatsOfMastodon

Oh. No. Dick. Cheney. Died. How. Sad.

Last night in karate the teacher had us holding a horse stance with outstretched arms for 2 minutes at a time, which he kept adding time to because the teenagers in the class wouldn’t shut the hell up. I often will sing a song in my head to pass the time during an unpleasant experience (I once […]

"Breaking: Grand Moff Tarkin Endorses Cuomo. Say "Andrew will bring order to the Outer Rim" #andrewcuomo #nyc

RE: https://mastodon.social/@blogdiva/114837239641362654 IN OTHER #teenvogue NEWS so some of y’all found my July call to Mackenzie Scott to buy out the editorial crew from Teen Vogue and set them up in a new publication to rival them and all arts, culture & politics mags. with news of Condé […]

My kid made this meme which I enjoy immensely. #noaiplease

Indeed

Saw this on #linkedin

The problem of reaching some moderate level of fame and success is that everyone thinks you’re great✨, all the time. Your life must be glamorous. Nobody ever checks on you. Nobody ever compliments your work. You’re never the award or prize winner. Nobody mentors you. Never again. You must be✨super.

Disappointment rooms, but for your MAGA relatives

Nobody: Tongue: hey let’s randomly make a tastebud hurt

Guy on house hunters looking to live off-grid in Idaho; I’m struggling a lot with this process because living remote makes things really hard to get… it’s gonna be a lot of work There it is, the dumbest thing I’ve ever heard.

We shan’t discuss what eating a White Castle slider at the Halloween party did to my innards.

Still thinking about the fact my friend, who I’ve known since 1999 and stood up at my wedding, is now dating a man who owns 3 cybertrucks :coolstorybob: