Pisces: Today, be the fish who swims upstream! Or downstream. Either way, just flap those fins beautifully.

Aquarius: Remember: Aquarians aren't weird—the world is just too ordinary. Keep shining!

Capricorn: The stars remind you that even the greatest goats stumble sometimes. The trick is to pretend elegantly that you planned it that way.

Sagittarius: The Universe will offer you an adventure today. But finish your sandwich first—no heroics allowed on an empty stomach.

Scorpio: The stars hint that your suspicious glance will scare off your problems better than any magic today.

Libra: Today is a perfect day for making decisions! Specifically, deciding very decisively that you can decide tomorrow.

Virgo: If you’re feeling anxious, remember: even the universe doesn’t always know where the missing sock has gone.

Leo: Remember: your lion's charm is your secret weapon. Just smile, and watch your problems start getting nervous.

Cancer: Your intuition is so sharp today even your cat is jealous. Listen to it, and everything will go smoothly.

Gemini: You're in for a fascinating conversation with yourself today. Just try not to argue too much, because there's nobody else to mediate.

Taurus: Today is perfect for eating sweets and claiming your astrologer predicted it. Don’t worry—the stars will back you up.

Aries: Today, the stars advise not to tackle your problems head-on. Gently sneak around them instead—otherwise, your horns might get stuck, and who needs that?

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Today, the stars suggest smiling for no reason at all — who knows, someone might smile back.

The Universe reminds you that you're the cutest and most important creature on the planet—at least according to your pet.

Today isn't the best day to trust horoscopes. Except this one, of course. This one is absolutely accurate.

Daily astrology advice from Meowsty: Be like a cat — live by your own rules and let the stars do the adjusting. 🐾✨

Stargazer Meowsty reminds you today: Even black holes look cozy if you add fairy lights ✨

Meowsty warns: The Universe is on your side, but it's busy right now—too many errands on the other side of the galaxy.

Today is the perfect day to believe in yourself. Or at least convincingly pretend you do.

Welcome Meowsty, the great stargazer. With the power of his knowledge - and his little paws - he crafts his daily astrological forecasts just for you ✨🐾