Hey… it’s been a while

I’ve awakened from my slumber, what’s good guys!??

"I'm ready for round 2 against these weirdos... we need to 100% cure this platform" | the owner of the abandoned Twitter police force account has made his way to bluesky

“Just got a new phone. What’s your numbers???”

=Have a question for anyone. Have you seen someone by the name of Tokato?=

I think I might be the only Parody around…

=Heya, anybody know where the food is? I’m getting hungry=

=Whats this place??? And how did I end up here…=