The Captain has business in port. Happy opening day.

Okay so I was off by a few

When you play Pittsburgh, you play the whole city. Good luck in the playoffs, Steelers! #HereWeGo

Calling it right now. Steelers by a million. #LetsWeld

It’s gameday, baby. Get those damn horns up.

When someone has a knit sweater with a moose on it, you know that bad boy is crazy warm.

One day at a time.

Hell yeah

The amount of people that came out with high fives and hugs that said “can’t believe you got kicked out of Market Square” made it all worth the effort. Love you guys, love this town. Thanks for showing up, Pittsburgh.

Pittsburgh’s original Krampusnacht party. Accept no substitutes.

Another friend and great, former Pittsburgh bartender passed away too young. Just sick to my stomach.

Me in the third quarter: No, I didn’t expect this game to be a trap. Me all week:

THERE IS THAT MAN

Sark pushing the players off of the logo lol #HookEm

I couldn’t imagine driving an F1 car. If they managed to squeeze me into one, I’d just start sobbing immediately until they disassembled the car to get me back out.

I bought ten pounds of chicken wings then realized I didn’t have room for ten pounds of chicken wings in my fridge.

How it feels to not have to worry about Bryan De La Cruz on the team I like.

Huge news for Comadena. Love to see it.

I asked Paul Skenes if he thinks there is a chance the Pirates could have another Rookie of the Year pitcher in the next few seasons. His response:

Hell yeah

Pretty excited to be terrible on a brand new platform. Let’s go Bucs!