#HumpDay - the tail end of the week is in sight

All the other showers taken? Come on, just squeeze past me. #TodgerTuesday

It's Monday. Are you feeling it? #mcm

Rescued CR7 boxers are definitely the closest I'll ever get to cumming all over Cristiano Ronaldo. #SundayCumday #wank #cum

Flopping into the weekend #scs

Oozing into the weekend #fcf #FriskyFriday

Back in September 2023 my meeting was cancelled and the vibrations on the bus ride home had an effect 😏😉 #ThrowbackThursday

Ensuring #HumpDay starts slippery so we can slide into the weekend

Steamy emergence. "Tonight, Matthew, I will be a complete dick" #TodgerTuesday #LockerRoom

Sorry, mate, that's my locker. Mind if I just reach behind you for my clothes? #mcm #LockerRoom

Pants down, dick tugged, spunk spent, job done. #SundayCumday

Blink and you'll miss it. Changing by the car. #SoftieSaturday

Help! I'm not a twink. I'm not a bear. Don't think I'm a chub despite the gut. For the love of God, what am I? #fcf #LockerRoom

Two years ago, it rose from the deep #ThrowbackThursday

The last #HumpDay of #Jocktober. I don't do it justice, but thought I'd better.

Fluff 'n' stuff in the #LockerRoom #TodgerTuesday

It's Monday. Move it. #mcm #LockerRoom

When British Summer Time ends and you've an extra hour in bed... #SundayCumday #wank #cum

When you misplace your squeegee to clean the shower glass #scs

When the cute guy from the gym speaks to you #fcf #wank #cum

The video, mercilessly cropped 🙄

In May 2024 I accidentally outed myself as a paper-under-the-roll guy 😳 #ThrowbackThursday PS: Apologies - video won't upload

#HumpDay duties ✅

Come on, man. Either go to bed so I can get on with this or come and do it for me #TodgerTuesday

Wake up! It's Monday. #mcm #LockerRoom

Close? Yes, I'm close... and so are you! You have been warned! #SundayCumday #wank #cum

Post-workout steaming #scs

Don't see many men flossing in the #LockerRoom #fcf

After a run in boiling weather in May 2023, I decided an open air strip was the perfect cool down. #ThrowbackThursday

#HumpDay in the #LockerRoom again.

It's #TodgerTuesday. Wanna hang? #GymShower

It's #MonochromeMonday again. Are we ready for take off? #LockerRoom

Better out than in, they say. #SundayCumday

This is what you guys all mean by a blowjob, right? 😇😏 #scs

When someone isn't ready to go to sleep 🙄 #fcf #FriskyFriday

When you lose something and have hunted everywhere else... #ThrowbackThursday

What those poor unsuspecting lads see in the locker room #HumpDay

There are parts of my body that I'm embarrassed to show in the #LockerRoom. Not that you'd know 😅 #TodgerTuesday

Right, Monday. I'm coming at you. #MonochromeMonday #LockerRoom

Ripped at the waistband, abandoned on the gym floor, retrieved by yours truly, and well-cummed to the collection. #SundayCumday #wank #cum

Stop standing there gazing and just get in, you filthy brute! #SoftieSaturday

Bless these rescued boxers. May they enjoy their new home on my sweaty ass. #fcf #wank #cum

Back in September 2023 I was fascinated with the floppy #ThrowbackThursday Spoiler alert: still am.

Just your friendly calendar reminder that today is #HumpDay

If we weren't meant to play with it then why make it so much fun? #TodgerTuesday #LockerRoom

I'll believe you when you can look me in the eye #mcm

Well, splatter me sideways. It's #SundayCumday again.

No, no. You're not in my way down there. Carry on. #SoftieSaturday

Doesn't really qualify for #fcf but is there such a thing as Floppy Friday?

This was 2½ years ago. If I tried this now I'd need an ambulance on standby. 😵‍💫 #ThrowbackThursday