Still in the land of the living... just about.

Every week you always hit some sort of hump in the road... BUMP! I meant bump 😏 #HumpDay

I've noticed that sexy guys stand perfectly still while drying their back and butt. I, on the other hand... #TodgerTuesday

When I think back to the views I used to get as a short-ass kid in the local pool's open showers... #mcm

When you realise that the "no nuts" on your diet plan did NOT mean what you thought it did #SundayCumday #wank #cum

Fine. Just stand there and watch. Just saying, there's plenty of room if you want to hop in. #scs

The throbbing is just my dick's way of telling me he knows it's #FriskyFriday #fcf

April 2024. Just couldn't wait to get out of my clothes. #ThrowbackThursday

#HumpDay - the day I feel like telling work to kiss my ass for the rest of the week.

My best angle... far away #TodgerTuesday

Let him know you love him before you stuff him away for work #mcm

When you see snow falling outside and it reminds you of something... #SundayCumday #wank #cum

Shake your softie like it's Saturday #scs

Attention all guys signing up to a gym for the first time: THIS is how you dry off in a #lockerroom. Nobody's going to shame you in there. It's not school. #fsf

2026, I'm cummin' at ya. Happy New Year all. #wank #cum

The end of the year sees the end of me #HumpDay

Are you ok there? Do you need me to waft some air at you? #TodgerTuesday

Washing off the last vestiges of Christmas filth before returning to work #mcm

Trying to convince Marie Kondo that a pair of abandoned boxers swiped from the locker room floor brings me joy #SundayCumday #wank #cum

It's Saturday. Let's crush it!

When Christmas leaves you feeling overstuffed, a little pressure relief is required #FriskyFriday #wank #cum

Ho! Ho! How about No! My Grinch is coming to stir up your Christmas 😈

Nearly time to wrestle that turkey into the oven #WillyWednesday

Middle of three working days for me this week makes this #HumpDay. If you object, you can just kiss it. 😈

You might be off work today, but I'm not. Outta my way! #mcm

Exorcising the demons on #SundayCumday #wank #cum

Here we see "serpentes ephemerides", commonly known as Eph's Dick, in his natural habitat #scs #lockerroom

Post workout gym dick waggled to a dangle. Definitely #fsf. Not so sure about #fcf.

In August 2023, I just wondered if anyone fancied going for a run. #ThrowbackThursday

Calves, hamstrings and glutes need a good rub down after a run. I really need to get someone else to do it, though. #HumpDay

You know how you sometimes lose your train of thought and end up just doing the same thing over and over... #TodgerTuesday

It's Monday. Time to get your big boy pants on. #mcm

A swing and a miss: when baptisms go wrong #SundayCumday #wank #cum

It's Saturday. Let's hang. #scs

What did you say? Sorry, I couldn't hear you with the door closed. #fcf #fsf

In August 2023 I got a work call-out when in the middle of a bit of self-care 🤷‍♂️ #ThrowbackThursday

#HumpDay - surely I should be seeing light at the end of the tunnel by now?

Just making him presentable for #TodgerTuesday.

Waking up in his usual state only to realise it's Monday #mcm

When your straight gym bro says "I've no time for a shower" but then hangs around to watch you #SundayCumday #wank #cum

Gym shower on #scs with added itchy balls

Just once I wish someone would stick their phone over the top of the cubicle 😈 #fcf #fsf

October 2023 - being an attention-seeking little slut. Nothing new there, then. #ThrowbackThursday

Turn around. You can almost taste the weekend. #HumpDay

His happy place. Hanging around in the locker room. #TodgerTuesday

Stop sitting there gazing. It's Monday. Gotta get to work! #mcm

Closest I've got to a "rope" in a while. Evidently being manly and helping shift furniture got me going. #SundayCumday #wank #cum

Two days of helping with a house move and not being naked. I feel filthy. #scs

When oomf tells you he loves watching and hearing you cum... #FriskyFriday #fcf #wank #cum

July 2023 - needed something to hump. #ThrowbackThursday