Gosh the Detroit Lions look hot as fuck in their goth uniforms.

I suppose we should never have become this dependent on companies like Amazon and their giant AWS cumulonimbus cloud thingy. Duh.

Figuring out what to eat the day before a grocery shop, while flaring with POTS and unable to cook, is difficult.

Rome didn't fall in a day. AD 476 is a convenient end point for scholars, but the empire was in decline for decades. I'm sure Romans in AD 450 were denying the fall of Rome and calling everything fine. Why do I mention this? No reason at all.

My friend could use a hand!

Random stranger spotting me with a book: Hey, what are you reading? Me, shoving said book into my purse: What are you, a cop?

When I see the Italian flag, I don't think of Venice or da Vinci, I think of Sbarro, as in the pizza place once found in malls all over the US. This is because I learned about broccoli on pizza after back-to-school shopping before I learned about Italian culture, and possibly all of Italy. Ope.

I assembled a shoe rack yesterday, and one of my cats thinks it's a bunk bed and is currently sleeping on it.

I have really bad news for my young friends: the 1990s were terrible.

I tried typing out "I'm a worrier," and my phone corrected it to "warrior." That is not at all what I meant, phone. I am having a panic attack, not righteous fury.

I hate my tummy growling just as I finish painting my nails. Someone come open the string cheese for me.

My friend needs help getting a car out of the impound lot and then towed and repaired. This is keeping her from getting to and from work and really fucking up her life. Please share, and if you can, donate.

Got my Covid shot! Being chronically ill with many comorbidities meant I qualified for the high dose without argument. There's very few benefits to being this ill, but the accessible parking and Covid booster are nice perks.

There's a big difference between being disabled with money and being an impoverished disabled person, and ableds need to recognize that.

You can pry my jelly shoes from my very shapely feet.

Gen Alpha: What was it like being a young adult in the 2000s? Me: Society was so homophobic/transphobic that when many mainstream men decided to wear eyeliner like goth men had for decades, the media had to come up with a new term for it: guyliner. Gen Alpha: Cringe.

If you're a leftist and complain about having to see so many more mutual aid posts in your feed these days, surprise! You're not actually a leftist.

YouTube ads, repeatedly: Buy a Coach purse! BUY A COACH PURSE. They are so versatile! Great for daily wear! Me: Do not cite the Deep Magic to me, Witch. I was there when it was written Me in 2012, before I went alternative and while I was walking and employed:

It's September 5, and I already have "The Wreck of the Edmund Fitzgerald," a song set in Michigan in November, stuck in my head. My body and mind crave autumn.

I miss going to see the softer side of Sears.

Lead singer of a band at a rock concert: Let me see those fingers! Audience members: *throw devil horns* Me: *does Vulcan salute* Me: Live long and prosper, motherfuckers!!!

an ESA dog and her human need your help with a living-in-car wishlist. any donations will help as we prepare for unsheltered car homelessness in 6 days. please boost and share. it means a lot. thank you for considering. V SNDesiree C $SNDesiree gofund.me/4c6c6ecc wishlist below ⬇️

My mother: What would you do without your makeup? Me: Drive to Ulta.

Paul Wesley is the superior James T. Kirk. I said what I said.

Just fyi, @verillasclothing.bsky.social, which makes, among other cool things, boots, will not be selling #accessible boots with zippers any more, for "authenticity" reasons. You special order zippers, but at a higher cost, & #accessibility should never cost more. Boo. #disability #cripplepunk

Radioactive shrimp was not on my 2025 bingo card.

If anyone can help my friend and her little kitty boy with veterinary expenses, please take a look. 🖤

The only way out of this is out of it together. Sacrifice one group, they will take that as a signal that they can pick us off group by group until there is no one less. We hang together, or we all hang separately.

Please lend a hand to my friend if you can!

This is what it is to be a queer person in GOP controlled states. They will massacre us, and then attempt to criminalize us for mourning the dead. Even mourning is denied to us. Even our grief is made illegal. In what way is this not a policy of genocide?

I keep getting ads for beautiful gothic fall coats, and I am so ready for sweater weather; chilly, rainy nights; and sipping hot coffee on the patio without my POTS trying to nerf me.

I don't dislike Labubus, I'm just poor.

Next week, I will be having surgery to amputate both legs above the knee due to complications from EDS and erythromelalgia. My sister has kindly put together a GFM. Please share and consider donating if you are in a position to do so! www.gofundme.com/f/corins-sur...

FUNDED. Thank you all for your support! I am so thankful.

Only $125 left to go until my wheelchair is funded! I appreciate everyone who's shared or donated. Can we get to the finish line with some shares?

I'm a disabled, nonbinary & queer impoverished person seeking mutual aid to replace my wheelchair, which is breaking down. As it gets more difficult to use, I've hit a wall w/donations. Any shares or contributions would be so helpful. #cripplepunk #trans #nonbinary #disability gofund.me/b6103ccc

Plucked out the fronts of my eyebrows on the day I'm getting a photo taken for my Real ID because I wanted to test if it made drawing in my eyebrows easier. It did not.

And if targeting trans people and the unhoused is somehow a "purity test" for you, then what the fuck are you actually fighting for and against? I'm serious: If the literal things our enemies are doing are not bad enough for you to say "hey maybe this guy isn't actually on my side," then *What Is*?

My eyebrows are two different shapes, and I would just shave my them off to draw them on properly, but I need them as a guide. Boooooooo.

I wish my fingernails would quit peeling like onions. I've been on Synthroid for the Hashimoto's thyroiditis for months now. Get your shit together, nails.

Still seeking mutual aid as I work to fundraise for a replacement wheelchair. I survive on disability benefits alone, and I need help as my current chair breaks down. Any shares or donations are appreciated! #disability #spoonie #cripplepunk #disabled #chronicillness #wheelchair gofund.me/b6103ccc

If I had a Vulcan child and they were assigned male at birth, I'd name them Steven. It's a pretty Vulcan human name, I feel.

Me: *plays Party Rock by LMFAO* Me: Every day I'm strugglin'. Me: *beatboxes*

It's hellish out here. My oil light flickers when my car is in a full stop with my foot on the brake. Weird. Adding motor oil (it was low), then taking it to the mechanic in the morning, but fuck. I can't compartmentalize everything.

Mutual aid req: I've hit a plateau with my GFM, and my currently dying wheelchair is acting up more and more. If anyone can share or dough-nate, I'd greatly appreciate it. #mutualaid #disability #wheelchair #crip #cripplepunk #mobilityaid gofund.me/b6103ccc

Seeking mutual aid, trying to fund a new and much-needed wheelchair. Medicaid won't cover it, and of course, I can't either. Even a few bucks or a share/reskeet helps! #mutualaid #wheelchair #disability #chronicillness #mobilityaid gofund.me/b6103ccc

Watching my Amazon driver go all over town through the app is the best way I can currently find to pass the time.

Many female athletes can make more money as a right-wing grifter complaining about trans women than she can as an athlete. Therefore, trans women in sports greatly enhance the career prospects of mediocre cis women in sports.

Seeking #mutualaid as I work to fundraise for a new #wheelchair. I survive on disability benefits alone, and Medicaid will not pay for the chair I need. Any shares or donations are appreciated! #disability #spoonie #cripplepunk #disabled #chronicillness #chronicallyill gofund.me/b6103ccc