" i'm straight bobbing it rn "

" man if I wasn't married. I'd marry blaze the cat... she's my like dream girl "

" here just for you : D "

" oh man that's sad do you want a free burger "

Well, my mom and dad passed away and my brother got kidnapped. It’s just me and my younger sister in our family but we’re still happy together.

" yeah man that's what i've been saying for months maybe years now "

upload.wikimedia.org/wikipedia/en... " hi belch heads look at my family "

" If i serve this burger and people end up not liking it. Bobs burgers is fucking DONE "

" WHAT. IS YOUR FUCKING. PROBLEM. " " WHY TODAY OF ALL DAYS. I CAN'T MAN FUCK "

" anybody want to tell me they love me I feel so lonely right now "

" i'm not gonna join that scary place with the big skeleton guy. but if they want some bomb-ass burgers, i'm on it "

" bob feels very sick. resturant is closed. do not come in unless you want every disease "

" while i appreciate any and all valentines gifts because I am so loved. " " i am happily married and will be spending time with my wife. thank you for understanding. "

" best believe it pal "

" guys... can we cancel jimmy pesto? he kinda took it too far... i .... i need a moment guys.. "

" : ( "

" idc lol "

" when i grind you into a fine paste and feed you to fucking animals. you'll be singing a different tune. "

" says the fucking fungus man "

" yeah "

" free burger for kindness "

" btw i love everybody so much! "

" NO "

" thanks your a real one "

" even should the evil be vanquished. jimmy pesto is like ganandorf and i'm link. bro we always come back "

" he's very bad " " Imagine.. your worst freaking nightmare.. "

" yet i always wake up ready for tomorrow "

" I am your worst nightmare. "

" try me "

" you could never reach the heights i've obtained "

" let's go you fat bitch "

" I am a devout servant of the lord. And i will not stand for SATAN in my RESTURANT. "

" JIMMY.... PESTO.... "

" i don't want to alarm anybody. but the anti-christ has showed up "

" oh sure man. you are very nice "

" I FEEL HIS PRESENCE " " RAGE. COURSING THROUGH ME. "

" my FUCKING burger place is FUCKING open so please buy my FUCKING burgers i need so much FUCKING money right now love you all : ) "

is way awesome cool sauce

" i just wanted to let you know. guy to guy. man to man. personally. if you do not like this burger. i will die. "

" oh hell yeah you got it man "

" i'm naked as shit rn what do you want hello "

" does it look like i care "

" burger for you no exe included "

" oh okay i can get you a burger "

" people will die tonight "

" Burger Of The Day: YOU "

" I've been wronged far too much "

" Jimmy Pesto Better Watch Is FUCKING Back Tonight. "