"Election Integrity Army" Translation: Only White people have the integrity to vote.

Via WaPo: "Trump’s ‘golden visa’ for global elite is risky and legally dubious, lawyers say" You can end any sentence about anything Trump does with, "...is risky and legally dubious".

The joys of mansplaining...#NonSequitur style www.gocomics.com/nonsequitur/...

A geeky post even non-animators might find interesting anntelnaes.substack.com/p/animated-m...

Behold...Ron DeSantis has his, "drinking bleach will cure Covid", moment.

I seem to recall Trump said he was going to balance the budget in his first year. I'm beginning to think he might be full of shit. Explore this gift article from The New York Times. You can read it for free without a subscription. www.nytimes.com/2026/05/07/b...

Translation: Trump is calling on leaders in cities to help him keep the Epstein files out of the news media spotlight.

So...just who determines who "the worst of the worst" is, and what's the criteria for making that determination?

Via WaPo: "As midterms near, Democrats are seeing a path to retake the Senate" At which point, Chuck Schumer, driving the campaign party bus, will drive very slowly to save on gas and fall asleep at the wheel.

Actually, Judge Gaslight, the American public understands how THIS supreme court operates very well because you've made it quite clear.

A "memorandum of understanding"...is that another way of saying, "a concept of a plan"?

Here's my Project 2028 if the Dems take the House, Senate and President: 1. Ban gerrymandering nationally. 2. Eliminate the Electoral College. 3. Expand the SC and limit terms to 10 years. 4. Make Senate represented by population, like Congress. 5. Codify Voting Rights Act as Cons. Amendment

First Amendment? We don't need no steenking First Amendment!

Anything in the Constitution that's inconvenient for this administration is unconstitutional. Got it. Thanks for the clarification, L'il Marco.

MISSION ACCOMPLISHED...just like all of Trump's bankruptcies... Explore this gift article from The New York Times. You can read it for free without a subscription. www.nytimes.com/2026/05/05/u...

It's Cinco de Cartoonist Day!

There's a golden opportunity here for the DNC to fund their candidates by creating a 1-800 donation hotline that ends in 8647. But they won't.

@anntelnaes.bsky.social nails her former boss. Can't help but wonder how many more employees at Amazon and WaPo will be laid off to help pay for sponsoring this ego-fest. Lead sponsors and honorary chairs of the Met Gala open.substack.com/pub/anntelna...

@gottalaff.mstdn.social.ap.brid.gy Post in the comments section of today's #NonSequitur. I wish it was being sarcastic. "Biden and the dems are gone, so good times are happening. No more kings now. Just an america loving president. Make sure you vote all red to keep it that way."

I highly recommend watching this film featuring @anntelnaes.bsky.social ...and pass it along to any Trump supporters you may know. www.democracyundersiegedoc.org

NYT headline: "Trump Faces the Complicated Reality of a Costly, Unpopular War in Iran" And he's facing it on the golf course.

Someone needs to explain to me just what the fascination/adoration of Kid Rock is with the Trump crowd. Guess I'll just have to add that to the ever-growing list of things about the MAGA cult that eludes me.

The #NonSequitur cloudy daze... www.gocomics.com/nonsequitur/...

This is brilliant:

Self awareness has never been a Trump attribute, but projection is always on full display.

Two items in NYT, one on top of the other: 1."In letters to the House and Senate, the president asserted that the hostilities had “terminated,” in an apparent attempt to avoid having to seek congressional approval." 2."Trump ‘Not Satisfied’ With Iran’s Proposal on Ending War

When you continue to think a cognitive test is an intelligence test, you've flunked both tests.

May I suggest that if the Democrats take the House and Senate, they should quickly pass a bill changing the WH address to 8647.

Watch for more layoffs at Amazon and the Washington Post to pay for this...

For republicans, facts allergy season is year-round.

Edit for real world accuracy: "Let me just say for the average person in the country -- President Trump loathes you. Thank God almighty that President Trump doesn't give a shit about the pain and misery of employees, independent contractors, and small businesses too."

Via WaPo: "Gov. Jeff Landry (R) told Republican House candidates he plans to suspend the May 16 primary elections so lawmakers can redraw the congressional map, following Wednesday’s Supreme Court ruling on the Voting Rights Act." But let's not call it a power grab by republicans, right?

The Ballroom is desperately needed to protect the president from meme-spelling seashells! Thank you for your attention to this matter.

If only Kamala Harris had the common sense to not be born a woman...or Black...none of this nightmare would have happened. It's all her fault.

The bunker in the new ballroom will also be the perfect solution on where to store the Epstein files...for safe keeping, of course.

Via WaPo: "King Charles’s rare state visit offers U.K. a chance to mend ties with Trump" Wait...so the onus to mend relations is on the U.K./King Chuck and not Trump? Seriously?

"He's assembled the greatest law enforcement team I've ever seen." Not exactly a high bar for someone with ZERO experience in law enforcement.

Thou shalt not ever question or criticize decisions Trump makes. And blame everything on the Democrats when it all blows up.

WaPo headline: "President says brushes with violence are a sign of his historic significance" I'm pretty sure Hitler said the same thing after multiple assassination attempts on him by his generals.

Let's take a nice little trip to the 1993 WHCD featuring dear friend @eboosler.bsky.social... www.c-span.org/program/whit...

The upside of this looming train wreck is that it just might bring an end to the WHCD...which should have never existed in the first place.

The Trump childcare system...Hire a nanny, never pay them, wait for them to quit, hire another nanny. Repeat until your child is old enough to leave at home alone.

"Trump's _________ has backfired spectacularly". Fill in the blank with ANY decision/action Trump has made.

If Kash Patel was a woman, he would have been fired by now. But he's not, so he isn't.

Let's edit this for easier reading and clarity... Tim Cook is an incredible guy! He "donated" a shit-ton of money to me. President Donald J. Trump

Via WaPo: "Trump’s statements on Iran increasingly contradict each other" He's doing "The Weave" again. You need to be a stable genius to have it all make sense to you.

So...Kash Patel is suing The Atlantic for definition of character. Do have that right?

Gaslight economics

So, the decades of the Catholic church hiding and protecting pedophile priests, Cardinals and Bishops wasn't a bridge too far for Hannity, but Pope Leo not bending the knee to Trump is? Gee, I wonder why people think MAGA is a cult...

So reassuring to have the seasoned diplomacy of two Jewish real estate guys doing the negotiations with Iran to bring peace to the Middle East. What could possibly go wrong?