Trump has a LOT of imaginary conversions with people who never get identified to corroborate ever talking with him.

Trump is as decent a 34-count felon for fraud and adjudicated rapist as anyone could hope for!

Woo-hoo!!! I guess this mean the war is over...right?

In War We Trust

The debut of the INCEL Party...

"War" is now a forbidden word in the Trump administration, so I guess they'll be rebranding the DoD again to the "Department of Kinetic Action"

Via NYT: "For Trump, a Promised Economic Boom Collides With the Costs of War President Trump had envisioned a growing economy and improving fortunes for American families in 2026. That appears at risk in his war with Iran." Oh, please. The economy was tanking BEFORE this war was launched.

I seem to recall that same thing was said after the first few weeks of invading Iraq. How'd that work out?

Thou shalt not make Trump look as stupid and incompetent as he actually is by reporting facts. gift article from The New York Times. www.nytimes.com/2026/03/14/w...

WaPo headline: "Trump urges world to help open Strait of Hormuz" Trump has decades of experience (6 bankruptcies) in creating a huge mess and expecting everyone else to clean it up for him. It's somehow always worked for him in the past.

Whenever something causes gas prices to spike overnight, they never, EVER go down just as quickly. Gas stations will rake in the $ for as long as they can.

The republican economic policy in a nutshell... From the #NonSequitur archives, published 15 years ago www.gocomics.com/nonsequitur/...

Anyone who doesn't think this is going directly to Trump REALLY hasn't been paying attention.

Are you tired of all this winning yet? gift article from The New York Times. www.nytimes.com/2026/03/13/w...

Via WaPo: "Why China could emerge a winner from Trump’s global energy shock Spiking oil prices may reveal how China has been more successful in electrifying its economy and reducing dependence on fossil fuels than the United States." Because China is smart and Trump, well...isn't.

Well, as Gen. William Tecumseh Sherman famously said, "Excursion is hell".

This entire administration is Bagdad Bob

The Trump mantra..."If you just say it, people will believe it".

Via WaPo: "Trump touts economic agenda on tour as Iran war stirs prices, GOP dissent" Delusionomics.

“…You know, we expect some things. Like I said, some people will die. When you go to war, some people will die.” Update: "When you go on an excursion, some people will die." There, fix it for ya, Mr. President. You're welcome.

Misogynist? Oh, perish the thought! We LOVE women...who know enough to stay in their place.

So is the new name, "Department of Excursions"? Just trying to keep up with the rebranding.

Via WaPo: "Pentagon bars press photographers over ‘unflattering’ Hegseth photos" The cable news weekend host just HATES it when they take pictures of his bad side.

Hiroshima and Nagasaki says hello...asshole.

Is this guy a writer for The Onion? If not, he should be.

Considering how Trump's war on Iran has had worldwide effect, and given Trump's penchant for branding everything, perhaps it should now be called World War Trump...WWT.

Easy explanation on the miscalculation on Iran...it's what happens when you have a nihilistic moron as president with complete, unchecked power having only equally stupid and incompetent yes-men as "advisors". www.nytimes.com/2026/03/10/u...

Has Susan Collins said that the death and destruction Trump has wreaked upon Iran, and by extension, the world, is "concerning"?

I hereby nominate @gottalaff.bsky.social to take over as Bluesky CEO, effective immediately. All in favor...

In case you were wondering what it would've looked like if Saddam Hussein had Twitter, here it is...

No, it is NOT a cult. What would make you think that?

At the risk of over-simplifying things, taking a quick look at the administrations over the past 4 decades, it appears that the only ones who didn't learn the lesson from Vietnam are republicans.

Via NYT: "Trump’s War in Iran, and Rising Gas Prices, Collide With Midterm Agenda" Lindsay Graham called it 10 years ago... www.youtube.com/watch?v=mkXI...

Via NYT: "Hegseth Says Tuesday Will Be ‘Most Intense’ For U.S. Strikes on Iran Defense Secretary Pete Hegseth said that “the most fighters, the most bombers” would be deployed." Just like what Eisenhower announced the morning of June 6, 1944.

Trump says it's not a war, it's an "excursion". ex·cur·sion noun 1 a short journey or trip, especially one engaged in as a leisure activity 2 a deviation from a regular pattern, path, or level of operation: Yeah, that definition fits, eh?

That reminds me...JD Vance has been in hiding since this war started. Many people are saying, he's getting things lined up to invoke the 25th Amendment. Thank you for your attention to this matter.

Remember how Trump was convicted on 34 felony of fraud for grossly exaggerating numbers?

And there it is...blaming Newsom has become the new blaming Biden or Obama.

@gottalaff.bsky.social Maybe it's just me, but whenever I see "Breaking News" on tv, my brain hears, "What that fuckwit has screwed up this time".

A huge aspect of the Trump campaign was rising grocery prices, particularly eggs (due to bird flu), and voters somehow believed him when he said prices would drop on Day 1. Then on day 2, Trump said there's nothing a president can do to lower grocery prices.

"Trump and his administration have asserted that recent price hikes, particularly in oil and gas, are temporary due to the ongoing conflict with Iran." Didn't Trump say exactly the same thing regarding tariffs last year? How's that working out?

Via WaPo: "After slashing federal jobs, Trump administration ramps up hiring" Oh. So all those federal workers were actually there for a reason. Who knew?

Another #NonSequitur state of the (non)union... www.gocomics.com/nonsequitur/...

“It’s being investigated” is the new, “we’ll have something in 2 weeks”

So now that Trump has declared victory, will he rename the Persian Gulf the "American Gulf" or the "Gulf of Trump"? bbc.com/news/article...

Aw, c'mon...there's never a bad time for product placement! Let's not begrudge a workin' man for just trying to make a living and put food on the table.

First it was the trope, "Iran has been at war with us for 47 years", parroted by Trump defenders. Now this jackwagon says we've been at war with Iran since 1947. Note the theme...47. And what number president is Trump? This pandering to his ego is just so pathetic.

"Seizing weapons of mass destruction"...where have I heard that before?

Scene we'd all like to see: Kari Lake being frog-marched out of the building by VOA security, carrying a cardboard box with all her shit. Explore this gift article from The New York Times. You can read it for free without a subscription. www.nytimes.com/2026/03/07/u...

The entire Trump family is missing the self-awareness gene.