ive just Cunted Spotify off my devices. Fock off Spotify !!

anyone know what this sweet new ladder movement trick is called? #battlefield6 #bf6

Why do they call him the family guy when hes only got one family

Imagine going to someone else’s house and you need to shut in their toilet but the toilet has a shit cam installed

caught this man driving drunk so I had to show him the law #battlefield6

batol feld six!!

Breaking: Dondald Trump is dead

Theres a huge disconnect about the way the word sausage is spelt and how it's pronounced. That's why we're renaming it to Sossidge

tangled?? how abnout .... radicle

i am selling fire proof blankets made specially for xbox series s and x for when microsoft decides to remotely detonate your xbox on 10/10/2025

dick and bballs therapy

Wonder how much money the boys/gen v spent on CGI of men being inside other mens dick/ass

If you see Graham lineman’s face and it looks peculiarly straight and symmetrical it means he is having a stroke

i thought the beast crest was ass when i first got it but actually for boss fights it rules

they can still save him if they turn him into a robot

i beat the savage beastfly in silksong which is probably the biggest news of today i think

news outlets are reporting hes on 1 hp

note to self: do not try to debate a bullet

bomba pussy ras clart

Can’t believe Eddie hitler is in alien earth youtu.be/v5p-YQkbe_s

Deadlock is coming together so nicely I might have to start playing it again

sure I may sleep in a racecar bed but i bet you can't do this! yeah, that's right, in videogames i'm a hotshot! #battlefield6

Can't believe Ice Cube replaced Mr Robot as Hackerman

Wait doesngt peter kyle rhyme with something

If you dont want spotify to delete your account you're a paedophile 🌹

Liquid Glass on iOS 26 beta 4 #wow

Absolute lmao

Harry potter is a CUNT

caught a guy walking around with a pirated n word pass yesterday. Stay safe out there folks

I really hope the squid game writers would have learned from s1 when they added the foreign vips but they didn’t. Every scene was dreadful

nerds are out there buying expensive telescopes so they can see the moon when they could easily just put "moon" into google images and see it for free

elon musk to linda yaccarino: "no!! you cant leave me.... i havent impregnanted you yet 🥺"

who god damn idea was it to place a bridge HERE

sorry lil guy (I did not mean it) #deathstranding2

Was just arrested for speeding. going 250 in a 30mph zone. in my defence everyone I hit was killed instantly

well done creg #wwdc25

good job creg #wwdc25

thanks creg #wwdc25

i was right never to touch splitgate in the first place

He stopped posting I think trump assassinated him

Did some body finger Joe Biden s ass recently or was it just me

I looked at the prompts and obviously they did not fully open source it and left out the juicy part. The templates support injecting a “custom prompt” which could make it very easy for a dumb ass fool to come along and tell it opinions it should have about “white genocide”

#Severance theory: all the severed workers have a secret innie that gets activated while in the lift. These innies take care of their pissed and crapped pants. This is how outie Mark didn't know he had sex, because his secret innie wiped his willy after he put it inside Helly.

What.

Nah it’s fuckin shite

Haven't watched the video of the pope's casket yet pls dont spoil the ending

How to self immolate

if i was going to make up a buzzword i wouldn't make it as fucking dumb as "agentic"