i am much funnier than elong musk because when i tell jokes i explain them after, not before

Europe needs to nationalise monster energy before we go to war with the yanks

well whatever political thing that is im like a mix of half of that and half the opposite but xtreeme 🖕‼️

How do I play anthem. It is not on steam

woke up from a nightmare. Just as I had figured out the true meaning of the number "67", the children had come up with a new number. 68.

#leak Ari Aster is directing a Simpsons Treehouse of Horror movie

#spoilerwarning Wow they killed off mod flanders . How did Homer Simpson escape blame for this?

net flix is going to cancel harry potter after one season lol

doesn't hlx mean half life 10 where are the other half lifes

sorry I turned off all the lava lamps at cloudflare my bad

Anyone remember ur mr gay

#WOW‼️‼️ 😱 Earlier this year in his hit video game #DeathStranding2, Hideo Kojima predicted his best friend and acclaimed movie director Guillermo Del Toro would direct a movie called Frankenstein! Just this weekend, that prediction has come true! Kojima has done it again!! Bravo Hideo!

🚨 BREAKING: Mary Shelly has just sent me her first draft script of the movie FRANKENSTEIN 2

I’m releasing an ai sex robot trained exclusively on the sex acts described on urban dictionary

arc raiders is steal a brainrot for adults

I once met dick cheny. He said his real name was penis but told me to keep it a secret

I don’t see the point in people having ai girlfriends just write your messages into your notes app instead, it’s more realistic

Dont care about any base ball.

tfw u upgrade ur internet and it's 15x faster and half the price. sky is SHIT #focksky

it seems today that blue sky is a lil….. darker 😈👹👺👺👺😈😈😈😈😈😱😱😰

how to make an average battlefield 6 redditor cry

Egregious case of battlefield 6 netcode

ive just Cunted Spotify off my devices. Fock off Spotify !!

anyone know what this sweet new ladder movement trick is called? #battlefield6 #bf6

Why do they call him the family guy when hes only got one family

Imagine going to someone else’s house and you need to shut in their toilet but the toilet has a shit cam installed

caught this man driving drunk so I had to show him the law #battlefield6

batol feld six!!

Breaking: Dondald Trump is dead

Theres a huge disconnect about the way the word sausage is spelt and how it's pronounced. That's why we're renaming it to Sossidge

tangled?? how abnout .... radicle

i am selling fire proof blankets made specially for xbox series s and x for when microsoft decides to remotely detonate your xbox on 10/10/2025

dick and bballs therapy

Wonder how much money the boys/gen v spent on CGI of men being inside other mens dick/ass

If you see Graham lineman’s face and it looks peculiarly straight and symmetrical it means he is having a stroke

i thought the beast crest was ass when i first got it but actually for boss fights it rules

they can still save him if they turn him into a robot

i beat the savage beastfly in silksong which is probably the biggest news of today i think

news outlets are reporting hes on 1 hp

note to self: do not try to debate a bullet

bomba pussy ras clart

Can’t believe Eddie hitler is in alien earth youtu.be/v5p-YQkbe_s

Deadlock is coming together so nicely I might have to start playing it again

sure I may sleep in a racecar bed but i bet you can't do this! yeah, that's right, in videogames i'm a hotshot! #battlefield6

Can't believe Ice Cube replaced Mr Robot as Hackerman

Wait doesngt peter kyle rhyme with something