Annoying is half the battle

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Today I learned blood comes right out of a squishmallow. Just soap & water.

I was in a work meeting with Rez, Genesis, and CeCe… and you’ll never guess which one of them is the transmasc nonbinary one… unless you know my non drag name LOL.

Facebook who is she?

This Polaroid @abstractdrag took makes me look like a rapper… who is a furry… but still

Surprise! I’m performing tonight at FAGS come support the 2026 Diva Award Winning show for Philanthropy! Drag, comedy, poetry, and community!

This is gonna be an incredible show on TDOV. Come get some trans joy with all trans comedians March 31st at denvercomedyunderground

Category is: intergalactic toddler… aka I did a cute makeup to match my overalls 🌌🌠💫

Come hang with your kink community friends & let us entertain you!

I saw an all white comedy lineup and was annoyed but then I saw it’s for a pickleball event and was like… ok that’s fine.

Do you wear butt plugs or do they wear you? Discuss.

About the 5th time they say “your call is important to us” it feels like it might just not be true.

Come see an all trans comedy show on #tdov this yea. Tickets are on @denvercomedyunderground website

It’s been 1 year since I moved to Colorado. Or moved back after ~20 years away, technically.

My day job is social media for a porn star, so my sense of normality has gone out the window. If I ever had any to start with. Sources say no.

Go fuck yourself: a mirror mask reboot

Got a bit hyper focused yesterday and finished that one side of the notebook I’ve been messing with for a while and did an entire pair of shoes (though I have ideas about adding some color pops so maybe they’re not done?)

I graduated from physical therapy today. 🎉

Katherine: you cry a lot for a comedian Me: No I think this is standard, actually.

I just got tipped $20 by a random guy who looked like Yosemite Sam for helping my mom get in the car. It was outside a dispensary, so, that may explain some things.

I know my makeup is done when my phone won’t open.

Felt cat, might delete later 😸 Off to host an adult baby open mic, just like I thought I’d be doing at 40.

Transition goal: be such a man you can’t find your own clit despite it getting huge

God I am so behind on my animal crossing chores. You know, my relaxing digital chores to earn fake money?

Saying “don’t worry I’m trans” in the bathroom isn’t as reassuring as you’d think

Gung hay fat choy! Happy lunar new year!

I’m doing whole advanced new versions of trans bathroom uncomfortableness: taking my mom into the women’s bathroom with a wheelchair while passing as a dude while technically having F on my ID and trying to be as faggy as possible to make it less weird for the women in here. 🙃

What are you doing for Valentine’s Day? Going to a funeral in Utah, you? Oh… uh… romantic.

Happy Friday 🍑🌹

Having a freshly trimmed beard makes all the hairs stick to collars of clothes. Things you don’t know until you do, I guess.

You’re a girl dad? Okay girlypop.

Do dentists really think people are going to get waterpiks, or are they just saying it like a prayer at the end of appointments?

It turns out being the mixed kid of a white autistic engineer who voted republican your whole life does actually fuck you up did you know?!!

How We Met: Queer Love Stories — it was so good to tell our story together & it’s always fun to play with you Katherine ♥️ 📸: @jeffrey.packard

I wore cowboy boots with mine, but still

My mom’s Dr appt, the nurse: “my toddler only wants to wear a diaper and rain boots and I’m like… you can’t go out in public like that!” Me: “I mean… it’s kind of a vibe right? That’s a look.”

My cat is giving you stink eye because the photoshop is so crappy. Meow. 🐱

Little Debbie you evil witch! What have you done?! Why are nutty buddies so good 😭

In direct contradiction to the lil smokies joke 🌭 Friday in Boulder don’t miss finding out how my partner and I met—we’re gonna make it weird and entertaining!

I remember playing Halo back in the early 00’s and being told I wasn’t a girl, I was “just a boy whose balls haven’t dropped yet,” based on my voice. Guess the joke was on me, after all fellas. ¯\_(ツ)_/¯

I hate the character limit sometimes. 7 year on T update

I can say tranny, I had the slurgery.

Katherine (Thee Lady S.A. Stardilf) and I are gonna share how we met & we’re gonna make it weird (nobody is surprised). Dont miss this one!

Updated date—see you this weekend

Hey everyone be careful in the blizzard out there! We are postponing to next week because of the weather & road conditions!

Say what you want about the current administration, but incest jokes are really coming into their own.

Unusual things I have gender euphoria about: neck meat. 🍖

Every day I confound my cat by having neither balls nor tits for her to stomp on. Hah! You thought I’d have sensation in these nipples?! Checkmate, bitch.

My personal trans agenda is to marry a fundamentalist Mormon guy… cuz I’m a woman still to them or whatever… so I can have a shot at being the Bachelor on his planet with all the sister wives. It’s my only shot—I’m 5’6” & trans, right?