"And we're lucky to be in this amazing stadium in Seattle...". Looks absolutely unsuited to The Beautiful Game. Maybe it works for gridiron..

If you're supporting Germany at the World Cup, Toi, Toi, Toi! I'm still waiting for Wednesday 🇩🇪 ⚽️ 🏴󠁧󠁢󠁥󠁮󠁧󠁿

Fabian Reese leaving Hertha for Wolfsburg? Now there's a player that HSV should be signing.

#Vušković could be sold to Brighton for only £30m?? If that's true, I have 3 words to say in reaction: Klaus Michael Kühne. #nurderHSV

Canada isn't a footballing nation because it's not played on ice but they have 2 things going for them. They call the people who've lived there longest "First Nation Canadians" and people who have migrated there "New Canadians". That's how considerate they are. 🍁👏

Summary of the Premier League season. There are more top coaches in the league than any other. There are more clueless owners than just about any other. Trust the process on the training ground, not in the boardroom. #EPL

HSV's loanees this season from dire Downs to the pair we can't afford makes me think. Many of them came with an option to buy. The total must be well over €30m. I think we're well set for midfielders if we buy Grønbæk instead of Vieira (unless we can get the fee for Vieira under €12m)...

I am delighted that Königsdörffer is going. It's a pity that Poulsen can't be released too. We won’t get away with such a piss poor attack next season so at least it frees up some capacity to pay for players who are strong enough for the 1st Bundesliga. #nurderHSV

Ouch!

Jatta! #HSVscf ... Grõnbæk really has to stay. #nurderHSV

Got an excuse to wear a football shirt to work today. I can't wear artificial fibres all day so I put a T shirt on underneath.

We are staying up! #nurderHSV

I can only follow the updates for this match on my phone. Hang in there! #sgeHSV

Garnacho is a one-man advertisement for the disadvantages of inverted wingers. #CHELEE

I see the whole village has travelled to Hamburg and they have both brought pyro with them. This HSV performance deserves more than it looks like getting due to some sloppy defending. #HSVtsg

Google's football info doesn't know Bayern 16 year-old Bastian Assomo's name. Why didn't they just Google it? 🤪 #M05FCB

For me, that was a foul by Jatta but I don't think it was more than a yellow card because it's not a reckless challenge and it's not denying a goalscoring opportunity. So VAR got that one right.

Another example of VAR being used very badly. You need ex-players doing VAR so that they understand how impossible it is to avoid contact at times. Most neutrals would say that's a very unlucky red card #svwHSV #AufgehtsHamburg

Half time according to xG = Bremen 0.5 HSV 0.5. Great goal by the 'Strafraumstürmer' #svwHSV #nurderHSV #AufgehtsHamburg

I bought a replica of my favourite ever #HSV shirt. My first match was at the end of the 1988-89 season and this beauty is from 90-91. Needless to say, I never saw them wear it live as it's the away shirt. Blue or white, let's beat those boys in green today. #svwHSV #nurderHSV

If we hadn't bought Capaldo & Lokonga and got Vušković on loan, most games this season could've looked like this one. Credit to Stuttgart. They have some very good players. Next up: the Nordderby. #vfbHSV #nurderHSV

Revolutionary idea I know but maybe a target man up front would help to relieve the pressure on Heuer Fernandes' goal..? #vfbHSV

Bobby and Ransi can play together. Who knew?

Wow, Gregerl. #fairplay Denis Aytekin's refereeing normally allows a few pushes and barges and suchlike physicality but that was a good decision all round in the end #HSVfca

#HSVfca I like that starting line-up. Augsburg have been poor on their travels and their defence is weak while ours is strong. Sacrificing a man in midfield may just be a risk worth taking.

Surely Otto "Stoss" Stange should get a chance today. He must feel like he has a goal in him. #HSVfca I saw someone moaning about Elfadli in line to replace Rambo. I suppose Capaldo could do it & another centre back could come in but we don't have many CDMs with recent experience of playing there.

Italia e-fuckin-liminata ancora! Sergei Barbarez!

More squad thoughts for Herr Tuchel. Hall and Livramento are proper full backs unlike the starters. Rodgers won't thrive in a Lee Carsley vs Greece kind of attack. No idea what position Mainoo plays for United but it wasn't the one he's been playing here #ENGJPN

Moin aus Köln! Danach Bochum und dann... ⚽️⬛️⬜️🟦

Chicken and egg question: does Dompé look completely out of form because he hasn't been playing or shouldn't he be playing because he's out of form? Also, Baldé in front of Mikelbrencis with Vieira on the left would surely work better. #HSVKOE

Can't help but think we'd be leading 2:1 at half time if Glatzel had been in the middle just before the whistle. #HSVKOE

Poulsen is on 4 yellow cards for the season. How did that happen?

When Tottenham get relegated, will that make it more likely or less likely that Vušković can stay longer? A season in the Championship vs another season in the Bundesliga...

Not happy with this ref's inconsistent application of playing 'advantage'. #aufgehtsHamburg #HSVB04 Otto Stange to score the next goal..?

How stupid can you be to bring an RBL banner to the Volksparkstadion that says "Tradition 2.0"? 😤🤬 #HSVrbl #Traditionsverein #nurderHSV

Not much you can do about that Romulo shot. Category= unexpected goals. #HSVrbl #aufgehtsHamburg

I would rather see Schalke and Hannover promoted and Wolfsburg and Heidenheim relegated than any other combination...and the 3rd from bottom of the 1. BL survive relegation. I know there are many in brown & white or green & white who wouldn't say the same if #HSV was in the bottom 3 #NotDerby

Two American-born skiiers on the half pipe at the Olympics. Two clever young women studying in Stanford Massachusetts. Neither representing the USA. I absolutely get it in 2026. #EileenGu 🇨🇳 #ZoeAtkins 🇬🇧

I think we need a proper right back for the 2nd ½. Not a criticism of Jatta but Mainz are dangerous down that side + Omari doesn't look 100% in form. Better set pieces and crosses in the 2nd ½ please. #M05HSV

Mainz' pre-match build-up was massively underwhelming even before they reeled out Heino & the Scorpions' version of You'll Never Walk Alone. #M05HSV ##aufgehtsHamburg #nurderHSV

Yay! Finally a 🥇 for 🇬🇧! #Olympics

Neto shooting too high, too soon as he saw the whole of the goal. To paraphrase the song #HULCHE

I am not a fan of Karneval kits as I don't really get the idea at all but this is a "hold my Kölsch" moment as Viktoria use a minger of a shirt to end all mingers. Step aside EffZeh, Mainz and the rest.

I am soooooooooo excited about a football-related thing but I can't say more until Monday 🤞😗🫴⬛️⬜️🟦

#BigAir snowboarding commentary doesn't always sound too complimentary to us newbies: "She's got a big backside", "Drunk Driver", "Nice Melon Grab" 🤔 The main thing is she's had a good jump, eh? #WinterOlympics

Rostock taking more fans away to Hoffenheim reserves than Hoffenheim are taking to Bayern away. 770km vs 280km by the way.

#fchHSV This should be our best chance of an away win. Even more so now we're leading at half time. There's the logic but 45 more minutes will prove how logical football is. #nurderHSV

For pretty disgusting reasons, Allan Saint-Maximin has left his Mexican league club. #HSV really should reach out. I think he would fit in brilliantly.

Great home performance against a top team again. Now for an away win... #HSVfcb