This is a perfect normal thing to have in your dining room, right? 🤣

You might see this picture and ask “oh, what is he hiding under?”. The answer is “the ceiling”. #rats #petrats #ratsofbluesky #skyrats

I’d say this came out fucking perfect

Not me going to Dave’s Hot Chicken to buy hot cauliflower to put in some soup tomorrow.

A bulldozer tearing down the White House. If that isn’t a perfect visual metaphor of this presidency, I really don’t know what is. But also, where are all the people who complained so loudly about losing our history when we took down confederate statues at? Oh right.

Since everyone is coding with AI now, maybe “lines of code” isn’t a good measure of success anymore?

It was also my birthday and we told no one there about it. Totes Profesh. 😂

Evacuated from Electric Haze while we wait for the fire department to arrive and tell us the building is not on fire. #WrestlingOpen

Evans and Slater were having a legit MOTY contender…and then TNA shot themselves in the foot twice. I’m boggled. #tnaboundforglory

Adam’s cool and you should throw money at him so he’ll throw stickers back at you.

Also. This is all brand new for me so if any of y’all have feedback. Send it my way.

GET THOSE STICKERS FAM

A buddy of mine wants to make you stickers so you don't have to use racist companies like StickerMule anymore. Consider having him make stickers for you instead?

Looks like we will be getting some new stickers made up You should do the same!

Oh god what have I done lol

Oops, I think I launched. Iguessimakestickersnow.com

Me when ppl ask me if iguessimakestickersnow.com has launched yet. (Currently having an issue where Square isn’t putting things in the cart properly. Once i get past that, I think we’re good to go. In the meantime, I put up pricing and a FAQ)

Hi @danhausen.bsky.social, I’m in PepsiMantown. I don’t know why you need to know this but happy the Thursday.

👀 druuuuuuuuuuu this rules. #ratsofbluesky #skyrats #petrats

The following is a statement from the WGA on ABC’s decision to pull ‘Jimmy Kimmel Live!’

I’m in Chicago. What do I need to eat?

Buy some stickers (when the site goes live) from one of our earliest supporters and overall good dude

Soon my friend Adam will be selling custom stickers. Unlike Sticker Mule, he's not MAGA affiliated. Also, I designed the logo for his new venture.

Cough cough coming soon cough cough Iguessimakestickersnow.com

Someone said it's Michael Keaton's birthday so I watched The Founder finally and I didn't expect how much of a corporate horror movie it was where not only does the bad guy win but he gets everything he wants with seemingly no repercussions. Like, did anyone see that movie and feel good at the end?

Everything is exhausting at this moment. If you see me somewhere, gas me up. I need it.

I don’t even wrestle and the shit is tiring. 😂

Night Two. LFG. #KGLW

U.S. Girls ended the set with something I have NEVER seen before. Meg hopped off the stage, danced through the crowd, went up into the bleachers all the way to the top of the stadium. The band kept playing the whole time as she danced her way back. Security popped her back onstage. Magical.

Night 1 started very fun but that second half was fucking bonkers #KGLW

Jake The Snake outliving Hulk Hogan despite *EVERYTHING* Jake faced in his life is a testament to what the human spirit can achieve with some help and not being the biggest dipshit in wrestling shoutout to DDP who is honestly doing miracles out here

primary EVERYONE

PRIMARY EVERYONE

fuck hulk hogan, a ACTUAL american hero just died. rip chuck mangione [www.rochesterfirst.com/entertainmen...](www.whec.com/top-news/roc...)

Wow they always go in threes: Malcolm-Jamal Warner, Ozzy Osbourne, and Chuck Mangione and absolutely no one else

10 year old me is sad because he was a hero. 44-year old me is sad for 10 year old me. But 44-year old me is glad we lost a high profile MAGA racist POS, important to the business or not.

Best video ever done of us

I was able to hold a stick and swing it around a little in the hurt hand without it absolutely lighting my pain sensors up. Not gonna try Impact yet but this was promising. In the meantime, we got back to mixing “Burn the Village”

Extremely stoked for this

wishing every member of ICE the day they deserve.

The governor said no. Dumpy Doo sent in the NG anyways. So…is THIS the line where he loses support?

Ok look, we have a show tomorrow and y’all should go to it…but we’re stoked to say we just got the invite and confirmed to return to @keenemusicfest.bsky.social for 2025 on Aug 30th!

🍊 can go fuck himself with that “tariffs wont be paid by the consumer” nonsense. I ordered a piece of musical equipment from Germany. Paid the cost, paid the shipping. UPS has the package now and it’s on hold for delivery pending a 50% “government import fee”. Cool. Thanks.

Apparently the hide in this month’s Ratty Box is supposed to be a rubber duck. I see something else. Appa & Momo love it clearly. #ratsofbluesky #skyrats

This Friday. Florence, MA. We’re getting back on our bullshit. Let’s go.

Lessons learned this week: Don’t accidentally take your brain meds twice in one day. Wooooweee Sun-Tues was NOT fun.

Cooper is perfect. #ratsofbluesky #skyrats

I am a party for the rat rescue today. @mozltovcoktail.bsky.social

Enjoyed my night seeing the bands of friends I used to work with! Thanks @pinesofrome.bsky.social @type66.bsky.social @dnasevolution.com @onefallma.bsky.social