a store is like a video game and everything inside it is like a bunch of mini games if you’re feelin me here

Bo T. Ldlerwheel Album (caption stolen from my boyfriend)

seraphina 🍷

astrolabes take the grand prize for “coolest ball i don’t understand”

saccharine infant raymond’s gotta be like top 3 condiments

oh deer

SUPERNOVA

spectra will bring us beefcake avelus...

*seeing someone express a genuine display of emotion* haha that’s so reddit

combos are gods gift to mankind. top 3 pretzel types along with dot’s and snyder’s cheddar cheese pretzel sandwiches

I met Blaidd last night and I don't like how tall he is

pussy calibrated. wii motion plus

party bear

twitter down for my lunch break…. giving nomad rn

life hack: put wax paper in your microwave

i be flossinnnnnn 😇😋

i have a question

Giancarlo Despacito

they should bring back blimps. i would love to die in one

no one pan should have all this flooour

Wholesome 100

Confirm Kash would be a sick rap name

i fucking love saying meowza

what the dog doin (slowed and reverb)

forgot how to skeet

Vanessa Carlton on June 1st, 2017 be like: Making my way downtown, walking fast, browsing the new Xbox One game pass

Checking the news got me sitting like black ops guy

i can’t keep it up anymore this was literally rolling the sisyphus boulder up the hill

Those who know 💀

kisses!!!!!

i would never save a picture of sonic and shadow kissing to my phone. i would never look at it laying down in bed and touch my finger to it in the hopes that their intimacy travels slowly, gently up my finger and into my very soul

guys real quick should i look this gift horse in the mouth

happy new year. i keep hearing the doordash noize. it’s here

pray for my friend he’s about to start a new year in the middle of a league of legends game

Backshots or 1-3 smeech

does hot topic still sell meth

i’m lowkey the giggle monster but they don’t want to talk about it

if your ad has a white girl pogging they need to jan 6 your company’s hq

Carti adlib compilation | 1957-present (full)

i leap at the pussy like withered foxy

emitting frequencies rn

use me as a hawk tuah DISrespect button 🤣🥶

if you have a child sing to me on a tv commercial i’m gonna make sure something real bad happens at that hq

who up playing with their…. um… i’m sorry. dragon quest slime? what are YOU doing here???

i blame it on your. looooove i do

tftsky where are we

I feel like Walter White with his huge barrels of methylamine when I've just finished cleaning my ferret's cage and I have two big bags of ferret jenk ready to go.

love lying on here

McRib cum tribute got Kennedy’d on the everything app. Can we have anything with meaning nowadays?

sorry i didn’t skeet for a little bit! master forgot to take the restraints off. my hands are kawaii purple now >u<