watching some Ozzie Smith highlights and it's like he teleports when diving

They should make Twin Milf video games

may we all get what we want most this year

Since I'm always angry about all the more serious parts of it, the weird minor thing that strikes me whenever some dipshit transphobe starts talking about chromosomes or DNA is that you can literally find rocks that will change either. That is what acute radiation sickness does.

wonder how far I'd get in a primary on a "will put fascists into a device I call the Calamitous Cockripper" platform

Wemby is so good, the Spurs youth are all incredible too.

SGAs reaction to the flagrant 😂

What even is this team this is insane

SGA might break one of Wilt's seemingly unbreakable records this year, he might win 5 different MVP awards from the league this year, OKC might win more than any team ever has, by more than any team ever has

Remember, don't fucking buy Bethesda games

Jaylen Brown's heroic Player of the Week numbers compare to some of MJ's best seasons and, in any other era of the NBA, completely eclipse any other player. Luka is averaging more points, assists, and rebounds per game though, and that's across the whole season

Sniper Elite V2's linearity makes certain segments really funny when you realize the lack of Nazis is worrisome

I was scrolling through Tubi and kept finding this, for months. Eventually I had to know. Blackmale is a pun on blackmail, which is part of the plot somewhere but this movie goes places, the poster is not at all representative of it, very entertaining

The Washington Wizards have the worst Net Rating, worst SRS, and second worst Points Allowed Per Game in NBA/ABA/BAA history right now

You should be allowed to call and yell at anyone in charge of major UI decisions on any application hundreds of millions of people use like they were a US politician. Whoever makes decisions on gmail should legally have to read that I think they lick horse assholes.

AI teddy bear that sings Edge Play by Necro featuring Katja Kassin, Mr. Hyde, and Ill Bill, for the children

The Houston Rockets have the two remaining Supersonics on their team this season and it is really a testament to both of them. KD is a starter and one of the greatest scorers of all time, and now. Jeff Green is a small minutes bench player but you don't get to be 39 and do that normally

Luigi's Mansion is very similar to Alien Soldier

CK3 is in a really great place right now. RIP my poor leper son, he lived long enough to die a different way. With any luck, a childless couple will approach their king for a threesome when he gets back home

Kuzma is the funniest NBA player. He might be the least valuable starter with a career as long as his, the Bucks were seemingly getting positive value from him off the bench but he's able to put up just enough number to keep tricking teams into starting him

Wemby being able to almost match Fox's speed running the court is just so much, what an incredible athlete

If there's any game franchise that would have an extremely short leash for having annoying, especially intentionally annoying, side characters, it is Metroid.

at the rate these reveals are going, by Monday the pee tape will be public, available for everyone, and somehow include Epstein showing off a camera from the set of Avatar he is personally taping it with

I love Crusader Kings so much

When I say skin them, that is my moderate, for the normies stance. I won't post my personal, more extreme one

We should be allowed to skin them

I know palming basically isn't a call in the NBA anymore but man, the way players are dribbling in the Rockets/Spurs game

nancy reagan welcoming dick cheney to hell

baseball is an incredibly honed sport, they call gridiron football a game of inches but baseball can change a single thing by half an inch in these enormous stadiums and it'd be immediately noticeable

The Blue Jays lose because of a ground rule in their own stadium, forcing Game 7 of the WS, is insane

I am glad I do not need to know travel rules

I'm sorry Keon Ellis is a dude you have to have on your team Kings fans

Something the Price Discourse going around now feels like it is neglecting is how variable video game prices have almost always been. SMW launched at 8000 yen, if I've managed to understand what advertisements I could find said. Dragon Quest VI launched at 11400 yen.

Last year, OKC started some games with 5 players shorter than Amen Thompson, the shortest player of the Rockets starting 5 tonight

that KD bucket with like 40s left in the second looked like a video game move, bro interrupted his forward movement animation with a shot

man Houston v OKC is such a fun matchup already, two young top seeds, great coaches, the storyline of KD being the new veteran presence for the Rockets to open the season against the OKC squad to do what he failed to in his time there

the Beggar's Bazooka, but in Doom

my NBA season predictions: Wizards are bad, Pelicans are surprisingly good, OKC tear your home team's soul out live on primetime, and Jaylen Brown stakes claim on Tatum's longstanding 4th place MVP finish as he leads the Celtics to a surprise 5th seed finish

this happens in Postal 2

Shohei Ohtani is maybe the greatest athlete who has ever lived

Ian Watkins was such a horrible person that the guy who stabbed him to death should probably get a cake.

Do you think Trump's doctor realizes they are the least trusted person in the world when giving reports on that fucker's well being?

the most interesting thing Banban has going for it is the decision to do a LSL4 with Banban 5. This time with a Steam page that has been "coming soon" for more than a year now

This October I'm watching horror movie sequels that I've not watched the previous movies for, but I have seen the first at least. First up is Pulse 3, American sequel to American sequel to American remake of Kairo, J-Horror titan. I've seen Kairo!

All these mods are climbing a mountain. Why are they climbing a mountain? To die on it, apparently.

I like thinking about "The best X in a sport" to never win whatever championship they could have. Patrick Ewing is a quick NBA example. As with most competitive things, pretty much any pick for "best," even best loser, is arguable.