“Right, it’s not like you’re gonna party with a baby attacked to your chest.” He laughed heartily.

“This new child of course. It’s going to grow like a mortal child. It’s going to require… attention.” He shuddered at the word.

He swirled the wine in his glass. “Still pissed YOU’RE TRYING TO REPLACE ME!”

Dionysus looked at the bottle of his own specialty brewed wine before shrugging and poring a glass for his brother handing it over. “The whole you raised me bad thing. I loved the adventure of traveling.”

Eyeing him while making a wine glass appear in his hand poring himself a glass of wine. “Right…” He sips the wine slowly just staring at Hermes. “You know I’m messing with you right?”

He’s standing there holding a wine bottle. “You handed me a cloak, a bag, and sent me on my way.”

“Now I have to have another child to prove that I’m a better father than you! Of course I’m worked up.”

“You pulled a father on the poor woman? Getting her pregnant from a kiss? Couldn’t do the full deed yourself could you?”

“You’re a goddamned filthy liar, she definitely would not have a child with you.”

"You're having a child? With who?!"

I bet I could parent better than you with my hands behind my back!

Yes you did….

Someone who has to be in bed by ten or else they’re cranky the next day….

Lies and deceit!!!!

Are you saying I’m not fun? I bet I’m way more fun than you!

Lies, I’m the favorite, I bring wine.

Now now, we all know I’m the best god there is.

“Oh absolutely. I must say, I have seen nothing so divine as you in all my years. May I get you a drink, Aphrodite?”

"Break your mother's heart."

Tears his hand away. "Leave!"

Ah, the little trouble maker. How are you Deidei."

He is searching for @ofgentledeath.bsky.social in his little part of the underworld with a bottle in hand. "Oh Thanatos?"

Vines tangle around @tromosofnightmares.bsky.social's feet and legs. "And where do you think you are going?"

Holds his chest as he looks at @lovelaidbare.bsky.social. "Look at this, I have been graced by beauty herself."

Mature and Dark Themes MDNI Admin is 25+ Independent portrayal of Dionysus got of Wine, Madness, Theatre and Revelry

𝒫𝓇𝑒𝓉𝓉𝓎 𝒶𝓈 𝒶 𝓋𝒾𝓃𝑒, 𝒶𝓈 𝓈𝓌𝑒𝑒𝓉 𝒶𝓈 𝒶 𝑔𝓇𝒶𝓅𝑒 𝐼𝒻 𝓎𝑜𝓊 𝒸𝒶𝓃 𝓈𝒾𝓉 𝒾𝓃 𝒶 𝒷𝒶𝓇𝓇𝑒𝓁, 𝓂𝒶𝓎𝒷𝑒 𝐼'𝓁𝓁 𝓌𝒶𝒾𝓉