Hey, Jackholes! Yeah you, American. We all know the current administration of your jacked up country are a bunch of wankers and cunts. Not much different than the last, if you asked me. But does EVERYONE in the world have to listen to you while they give it to you good up the keister? We got our own

And other things you don’t want to find out that your father said at the moment of your conception.

MILK THAT MUSHROOM MAMA

You ever been punished corporally? Smacked around a bit? Struck by a nun? I got swats in school. Once for throwing Brady Wyatt into the girl’s washroom by Mr. Collins, who later was arrested for exposing himself to a class of 5th graders. In 3rd grade Mrs Bubb lined our entire class up against

Found out today that the person whose kitchen I am installing at the end of the month is a retired Catholic school principal! I haven’t been beaten by a Catholic school principal in soooo long.😈

Soon we harvest 🌱

I like how social media can turn something like this into art🌱 For me it’s just being out standing in my field ⬆️AF I may not know art but I know what I like and this ain’t it! We should burn it!

She’s attempting a lunar🌱💚eclipse all on her own I typed that out in the rhythm of the old Twilight Zone series theme music for some reason… it might be the weed.

If you were claustrophobic this 💚🌱💚 might not be the place for you. Me? I fucking love it! Lil chill and crisp out here under the moon

Still only a low of 9°c tonight so nowhere near low enough to trigger any real visual anthocyanin expression in the cannabis patch.

Koko sad

YIKES! Not pests but something wrong with the zinnia clones! (indoor gardening🌱) Maybe because they were blooming during root set?

I think These popcorn microgreens should b grown inverted in the dark. Post germination a stainless wire shelf should be placed on top of the trays then flipped for the individual plants to grow through the wire and separate preventing the browning and wetness issues.🌱 We’ll see. #GreenScrap

Got to love a job where you take off your work boots when you come in and put on your work crocs

Autumn at the farm🌱

🎶💜YOU CAN HAVE MY ABSENCE OF FAITH! YOU CAN HAVE MY EVERYTHING!🎶💜❤️

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As if we need to make up shit to frighten us. Ghosts and ghouls and things that go bump in the night don’t scare me. You know what scares me? Earnest voters that believe the world is a good and orderly place where laws matter and their votes will “save the world” The world is fine! Save you!

Hell of a way to run a country. Government shutdown? Are. You. Fucking. Stupid? America is not a real country. It’s ferrets, gerbils, possums, and raccoons in a nylon bag.

Figure 8 trailer races are so fucking American that I really feel like I should be standing with a beer in one hand a gun in the other with a mammoth hard on to watch them.

Last post of the night with ONE OF THE BEST! Snotty Nose Rez Kids! Ft. Lakeeysha Marie! CRANK THIS UP! 🧡🧡🧡🧡🧡🧡🧡🔊🔊🔊🔊🔊🔊 m.youtube.com/watch?v=xXGC...

Well, I'm still decimated financially, should anyone feel like helping out and have the means to. 😬 I can take etransfers at the email in my bio, PP (via a friend's acct.), and heck... your prayers and well wishes too! Sure can't hurt at this point. (UBI would help so much. Omg.)

See my lil celosia clone already blooming? 🌱

Lights came on 🌱 the plants start their shift now. Time for me to go home!

In this tent we grow popcorn in the dark. 🌱 it’s a blackout tent

It smells so damn good!🌱

Yellow peas microgreens 🌱 always remind me of the mosh pit at a very odd concert.

Tat Soi mustard microgreens. Never heard of it before working with them. 💚🌱💚 Going to end up an inadvertent foodie

Why we don’t have an HR dept here at the farm: … man. That’s gotta be like a handjob from Groot.

<—- doesn’t support the war

The #CultOfTheHorizontalGrowTent Is spreading! Like a weed🌱

Do you think we can save it? 🌱💚💜

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If THIS💐💚🌱💚💐 Ends up being the job that I love I’m alright with that.

Listen to Canadian broadcast radio today. Q107 Toronto The stories of indigenous lives will bring tears. downiewenjack.ca/a-day-to-lis...

It’s not bad, for last year’s stock. Might have missed an immature seed or 2 and there’s a bit of stem left post-grind but it rolls and smokes quite nicely and I can’t fucking wait until those plants I cut down last evening come dry and I can start smoking fresh weed again!

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There’s just something so lush and decadent about the smell and taste of a pipe full of hash. Like smoking chocolate cake. Must be why it goes so well with a nice steaming cup of coffee.

You can keep your 12’ plastic skeletons in the garden. I’ll stick to 12’ bushes.😎 with arms like Shiva.

Is it possible someone crossed my cannabis with kudzu?🌱 Just imagine! Invasive cannabis taking over the southern U.S. states! Illegal! IT’S EVERYWHERE! Hey chief! Maybe we should try burning it?

<—— watching France24 world news in an attempt to get a little distance and perspective

<— sofa king tired of this fake ass existence There’s got to be more to life than growing and smoking massive quantities of cannabis as the world burns down around you.

Thinking today. Is strange like your Great uncle Igor with the extra thumbs we live in Canada. To my east is a man from St Petersburg and his wife’s family from Belarus. Across the street from this family is another small family from former Soviet Union. Is strange. I kinda like it.

genealogy is silly and anyone who uses it for bragging rights should be driven into the sea, but it also does amuse me that I got bored last night and figured out I'm related to a family who were Valets of the King's Wardrobe to King Louis XIV (and the son apparently wrote mediocre poetry)

Well it’s time to start fruiting the autumn bags and monotub. Here I’ve got a tube heater behind the cardboard and a humidifier with controllers that keep the tent at around 22c and 95% humidity. The bags have an air slit cut and the tub has open ends with sticky disc filters. #cubensis 🍄

Just soaking up that 🌱gorgeous 🌞 Total mids hardly worth smoking Don’t know why I bother

Gave up deodorant at the height of the pandemic as a chemical warfare deterrent intended to enforce social distancing and has adopted it as a strategy for modern living. 🎶My miasma drives all the boys to the yard! My miasma is stronger than ya’ll’s!🎶🎶

If I keep unfollowing people that clutter up the skyline with shit there may not be much left to read while burning these spliffs.