Oh shit, some people here DO recognize me. Time to split

Got me thinking, bet I could open a niche chain of bars. Since my “retirement”, I’ve been pursuing endeavors centered around niche things benefiting me and me only. Turns out, lot of things made for only me in mind tend to be pretty useful for plenty others.

Girl tonight sees me sittin in the corner of the bar. Real tall looker sort. Comes up to me, says, y’know, you look like a guy who’d kill in platform boots, maybe we could see eye to eye. Didn’t say nothin. Stood up. Had a good two feet on her. Poor thing walked away without another word.

Can’t say I’m real big on social media, not anymore. Last experience with it in a format like this was pretty scuffed. Givin it a shot though. No one really around anymore to cause a scene. For the better.

Oldest joke in the book, this “are you human?” checkbox thing the modern internet’s got goin on when you’re anything but.

📌 Pinned | #MVRP #OCRP + Social media/text style RP account for a multiverse OC + Reasonably high-tech inventor, musician, pet dad + Has fingers in a lot of pies (verses), but follows a single continuity + Meant to be incognito and chill, so things like names and the like are irrelevant