I take offense to my algorithms thinking I need BetterHelp ads - the depression is not that bad

Hold up I just need to save the audio of Steve from blues clues saying “babygirl” as my ring tone

When there’s trouble don’t call me because I started it #starfire #cosplay

#fall #spookyseason #maskedmen

Out smarted my mouth So much that he left me gagged Now do it again

Stop giving gooners AI bots

Video I just saw: “If he doesn’t make you cum you should kill him” Me: “Well no… they were trying.”

Great minds think alike but great head makes you not think. That’s why my ideal relationship is sharing the brain cell vibes

You ever feel that your brain is like a parked car with someone slamming on the gas

Well if it’s on a banner I guess it’s true 🤷🏼‍♀️ #fdt #bedhead

Let’s be weird #pole #cosplay #demonslayer #inosuke

A song isn’t a true banger unless it drops while I’m ovulating

I am not anti bc but I haven’t felt like not existing since going back on bc

The next South Park episode is gonna be wild

Some ombré lips because my brain my not be my friend right now but I’m still hot af #makeup #cupidsbow

Today’s gym fit is giving Fairly Oddparents 🩷💚💜 #gym #musclemommy #nonbinary

He said he wanted to eat off a cutting board… kinda weird but okay do your freak #abs #musclemommy #nonbinary

“And I just looked at myself and thought… this is the ass of a clown who was throwing it back on undeserving men”

Felt cute, might never shut up about it later #gym #enby #musclemommy

Why I can’t work out at home 🙄 #pole #pets

Today feels like a good day to be a bad bitch 💅🏼✨

So tragic 🥺 #single #pole

My money don’t jiggle jiggle It goes Towards my simping and student loans

Sorry I can’t go out tonight I get to pay $300 to update my lovely stylist on everything going on in my life guilt free

Vibing with Luigi #beachday #fit #nonbinarybutthick #musclenonny

Actually so annoyed at that Neptune mess today that I’m just gonna wait until it’s actually ready and generally available

I don’t even think it’s bold to say I would volunteer to be Pedro Pascal’s emotional support hand holder

Oh what horror!! #movies

Am I dying from a sudden cyst in my ovaries or is it just a painful stuck fart? Find out next time on Please Just Be Gas

The way i went home, passed out before i showered, and woke up at 3AM to my dinner burning in the oven - should’ve just gotten Taco Bell on the way home #gym #feltcute

I need to up my whimsy. I just heard someone say “if they can’t commit to the bit they can’t commit to you”

Yeah they definitely crack me but they don’t make my heart squirt :/

Trying to be their only fan #feltcute #crushinit

The only valid reason to be eating angel hair is when my head is in their bush

Damn bro you make my heart squirt

Transitions are cool when you actually remember to finish them 🥲 #lustcosplay #cosplay #fullmetalalchemist

Only fuck with gold frames But this art can’t be contained Dripping straight from my membrane Honey’s begging for my reign Natural. Got Katara’s game

Damn I just thought “wow, if I had chosen to stay with any of my exes then they would have gotten to see me in my Lust cosplay last night and they don’t deserve that”

Men love posting their little clips with their fit and jewelry like okay slut give me 20 more of them

#barkforme #cosplay #fullmetalalchemist #lustcosplay

Is it hot in here or is it just m- 🔥 #cosplay #fmab #lust

Can’t be on gear if you want this rear. Natties, hrt, or trans baddies only 😤👌🍑

🤡 “there is no war in Ba Sing Se”

Goddamn a shit ton of people wanna see me with purple hair. I haven’t had purple since high school so this’ll be fun

Wanna dress up and hit chest? #gym #gymfit #alt

Losers get calls about extended warranties Winners get calls from goth Latina baddies

Fragile istg

Yeah I have a PhD (Please hoponthis Dick)

This fucker posted a cute feral Friday thirst trap and I freaking fell for it. Lost the game but now we’re planning festivities so I guess it’s a win 😌