♫ Yeah I’m rollin’ down Rodeo wit a shotgun. These people ain’t seen a brown man since their grandparents bought one. ♫

the plan; teach Sabrina Carpenter about communism

I did not expect to be read by a TikTok Interview with the Vampire edit, first thing in the morning, and it’s stayed with me all day.

I just want the world to know that if you make an enemy out of me, it’s a Curtis Jackson-Sean Combs level of enemy around here. 50 Cent is out here trying to do what the feds couldn’t with The Reckoning.

My top artist in my Apple Replay 2025 is exactly who you think it was (that horse lady). My second was Hayley Williams because I’m obsessed with Ego Death at a Bachelorette Party. The only men to make my top 10 were Kendrick and Frank Ocean.

She shouldn't have to keep doing this by herself. She is supposedly a member of a political party and every single one of her *colleagues* should be BLASTING the fascist in chief. ALL OF THEM. Where is the solidarity???

We got a butterball turkey for 5 dollars, so it’s still turkey dinner season here.

Unclench your jaw.

*repressed sigh* “No, I don’t play basketball.”

Hear me out: eating your (snuck in) turkey dinner in an empty theater, while watching the new Knives Out movie.

seasonal attire

It’s 2am. Good night to all of those people who have to remind themselves that they are their own cloth monkey on this day of turkeys.

♫ only thing switching on me, is thick thighs ♫

1. Good riddance. 2. I am already seeing people on the left praising her and saying she should join the Democrats. HER ENTIRE RESIGNATION SPEECH WAS DUMPING ON TRANS PEOPLE AND IMMIGRANTS. www.huffpost.com/entry/marjor...

The Alabama Solution couldn’t have been made without incarcerated people having access to cell phones. Think that has to do with why the Trump administration now wants to jam cell phones in prisons? Read more from @joinjeremy.org in collaboration with @freedom.press and @theintercept.com

Hold still. Let me get a shot of you with my birthday gift. (It’s Lego)

i have gotten exactly $5 in tips in the last few days yeah i know im sick and not on my game but you motherfuckers are just prooving my point

So I say this as a proud academic labor union member who believes deeply in the importance of tenure to the academic mission: FIRE LARRY SUMMERS

I’m going to start my own Sweet Potato Pie Anonymous group at this point. My self-control is nonexistent.

I refuse to believe politicians are forgetting how rancid MTG is. Sure we can have a big tent but we do not need to welcome someone like her. Please everyone get a fucking hold of yourselves.

Good MORNING, Bluesky! I am taking ALL OF THIS WEEK OFF, cuz my birthday is the 18th and it's been a helluva year, honestly. www.youtube.com/watch?v=svqY...

follow the yellow brick road.

I’m not going to allow people to defend nazis on my timeline.

We can talk entertainers who were abusers & geniuses. Miles Davis. Marvin Gaye. Al Green. James, not Chris, Brown.

I have been serenaded with happy birthday by my adult kid at midnight, one tradition down, sweet potato pie when I wake.

it may sound primitive and unscientific, but through the fairies, we could ask mothra for help

I called it a dark fairy tale while talking to the couple that were the only other people at the showing I attended this afternoon.

That’s the metric? I haven’t been acting out *enough*.

I don't often talk about having been a victim of sexual assault in my childhood and adolescence, but I will say now that everything I've been through in trying to rebuild my sense of self and become a functioning adult is burning in my chest with raw fury at seeing the stupid cruelty of these people

It didn’t go far enough. It never went far enough.

i wish i could convince myself to hope that maybe, just maybe, THIS time people will finally admit that sexual violence is *political violence*, is a political and social structure, is a technology of oppression, not a private, basically forgivable transgression. but i really can't fool myself

And let’s be clear “women’s pain is normal and they should simply endure it” is NOT partisan. It is bipartisan. It’s is the standard and broad belief of the entire medical industrial complex from research to pharma to med schools to doctors and even to patients.

Epistemic violence against sexual abuse accusers—smearing them as deluded, crazy, or incompetent—is something rapists know works, and they conspire to do it.

I ain’t been right felt right or done right since Daylight Savings, lord.

Toshiro Mifune

What the fuck, bluesky substack.com/@sarahkendzi...

WOW this show is going to get all the awards everybody needs an EMMY well done WOW #AllHerFault

just have to get through today then tomorrow then next week then every week

Centrists saw those wins on Tuesday and decided to act like the shitty boyfriend you finally posted to social media.

i think this is key. taking the deal would amount to taking the blame. it would turn a clear political victory into an unambiguous defeat.

The average SNAP benefit per month is $177 a person. The average ACA benefit per month is up to $550 a person. People want us to hold the line for a reason. This is not a matter of appealing to a base. It’s about people’s lives. And working people want leaders whose word means something to them.

40 days of suffering to get nothing but a pinky swear and a “deal” that includes following a rule already in place.

I really need one of those scream proof pillows, like, as a birthday present if we’re ending this shutdown without protecting the ACA.

Soon in my inbox: Hello, it's the Democrats! We have decided to capitulate and cooperate with the fascists. Please donate between 5 and 50 dollars so that we can hire a marketing firm to help Republican politicians like us better. If you don't give, we won't be able to let them strip your rights!

gotta be some ambitious Dems in NV, NH and PA who would be happy to run in a presidential year at the end of a staggeringly unpopular second Trump term get your campaigns ready, folks

Jails too. What is depicted in Alabama Solution goes on every day in Los Angeles’ jails, especially Men’s Central Jail and Twin Towers Correctional Facility as well as Century Regional Detention Facility. [I inspect these jails as a member of LA County’s Sybil Brand Jail Inspection Commission]

Once again I am begging people to stop attributing this to cowardice. It's not.

Call them!! Please!!! If you are in New Hampshire call them and let them know that under NO circumstances will you EVER vote for them again if they sell out the ACA to appease Schumer and Trump!