If you're wondering how many clowns Louisiana has on the bench waiting for just the right moment to launch themselves into the fray, the limit does not exist. Geaux Tigahs

I just wanna know if Verge is gonna let the band play Neck

Scott Woodward, run for governor

As a silver lining, Landry wrecking the LSU football program may be one of the few things that could get a Democrat into the Governor’s mansion.

Oh cool, this is going to be even stupider than I thought, and I thought it was going to be real, real stupid.

I was resigned to LSU canning the offensive staff & making us suffer through another miserable year. Glad to be wrong. I usually feel at least a little sympathy and regret when these things go down, but Kelly is so deeply unlikable, I am just glad he's out. Let's memory-hole him immediately.

He was probably as sick of us as we are of him, if we're being honest. 53 million reasons to say "go ahead, fire me."

Word is the governor is running the show without the AD involved. LSU already has an interim president. This is going to be an absolute shitshow. But I don't ever have to see Brian Kelly in my team's colors again, and that's a positive.

LSU:

Whatever happens, Brian Kelly is having a very stressful and embarrassing day, which is cool

Aren’t we lucky to have LSU football as a brief weekly respite from unaccountable powerful men breaking things, making people miserable, and getting richer in the process.

Scoring TDs when you get into the red zone is pretty cool, y'all. Offense isn't fixed by a long shot but they've been opportunistic tonight and that's a big big deal.

Mood

TIIIIIIIGAHHHHHSSSS

Listen I’m glad we scored but I just don’t understand the Nuss keeper. Even if they know it’s coming the jump ball to Green is infinitely better odds. Just run the unstoppable play to the unguardable guy, it doesn’t have to be that complicated

Harlem 🍓

Felt like we deserved that after all this circus bullshit

This team has at least one great game in it, why not tonight? Eat 'em up, Tigahs!!

When this finally ends it’s going to be like kicking a bunch of squatters out of what used to be a pretty nice house. Endless messes to clean up, maybe looking at a total gut job, even.

The vibe in Baton Rouge tipped from "Brian Kelly's got a lot of problems" to "Brian Kelly IS the problem" today, I fear for good. Many of us didn't like the hire but tried to make the best of it... that's over. It's ugly, unwatchable ball and that's almost worse than the losses.

Hire your football coach in such a way that the entire cfb world isn’t delighted when your team eats shit.

Yikes. This staff ain’t it.

Won’t take anything away from Vandy and Pavia, who I think are fun as hell every day but today, but the LSU defense got stops with the game in reach and the offense just couldn’t put drives together. This offensive staff is never prepared for the big moments, despite the talent.

what

Every time LSU does something positive offensively they immediately cut to Nuss appearing to actively die.

DEEEEEEEEFENSE TIGAAAAHS!!!

Yeah, Geaux Tigers!! [vomits, passes out]

Very helpful to cut to commercial instead of showing replays, SEC Network

Offense simply disappeared in the second quarter, defense wore out late in the first half, and you could never quite make up for it. Defense made it closer than it should’ve been, but 3 points off of 2 turnovers isn’t going to do it on the road in the SEC.

The defense is trying so so hard to win you this game. Help them.

Let’s eat em up, Tigahs

Later, Gators

💥💥💥 DBU INTENSIFIES 💥💥💥

Offense possess the ball for more than a minute challenge

Defense is putting in a heroic effort, would be nice of the offense to give them a moment to breathe. And… maybe some points

DBUUUUUUUUUUUU BABY

Really nice drive, let’s GEAUX!

Harold Perkins just tearing ass after the quarterback, as nature intended 🌟

Allright Tigahs, let’s eat em up

Strong parallel to Republicans’ insistence that emergency pregnancy care is accessible in states where they’ve banned abortion, while ensuring that no doctor feels safe providing the care, then blaming the doctor when the patient suffers.

Just remembered Alabama lost, what a day

1-0 😎

WE GOT A DEEEEEEEFENSE Y’ALLLLLL

We got a defense, y’all!

Truly cannot believe that shit

ABSOLUTELY NOT

Ooooh, that was a dime.

Here goes. Eat ‘em up, Tigahs!

We love you too, Lee Corso. Geaux Tigahs.

How come when Devin White is suspended as the result of a wrong call it's not reviewable but now we can go back 8 months to "fix" a call and sit a kid? NCAA can kick rocks. Go jump in a pond, I hear there's a cell phone down there y'all can use to penalize actual cheaters.