Why is Madonna doing the half time show? What year is it?

Shows Matt Damon in the crowd of World Cup game Announcer “Brad pitt amongst the fans here.”

Genuinely baffled seeing my Facebook timeline full of people who went to wrigley Noah Kahan dressed head to toe like he’s the 2026 version Kenny chesney and not the 2026 version Marcus Mumford.

I will vote for any politician who forces Elon to pay for every dollar DODGE has cost the U.S. government and damages to the people he’s killed.

Democrats could sweep if they ran on monopoly reform and singled out Ticketmaster and live nation on their campaigns, but that’s not something they’re interested in because there’s no donor money in doing it.

Was very excited to watch the fire with lewandowski and now I’m stuck watching Montreal play Toronto.

Pathetic stuff from a pathetic country right there. England deserved to go home after playing for a 1 goal win.

All I hear on Telemundo anytime the English national team plays.

Me now that Spain’s the only hope for preventing the English and Argentinians from winning a cup

People whining about it being dark at 8:30am, brother that’s fucking better than it getting dark with an hour of work left before you can clock out and drive home.

Man Boys II Men sound ROUGH now.

France does not want it unfortunately. Show me something.

Pittsburgh black top versus brewers light blue such a good jersey combo.

England using the worst Oasis hit, and one of the most annoying overplayed songs ever as their fucking victory song sums up their vileness.

The old starter jackets actually suck you just think it goes hard cuz you owned it when you were 12 before people knew you were lame

This is the type of shit you start getting fed on X’s “for you” tab if you search for enough World Cup highlights. Great website they got over there.

I honestly didn’t think you could make the nfl and nba video reviews look any less incompetent and congratulations to FIFA on accomplishing the impossible.

My wife to my toddler when he just keeps saying he’s hungry for “food”

I think I hate the English national team more than the packers and the he Celtics.

FIFA has the wildest home cooking I’ve ever seen in sports.

Young Washington feels like a misguided Jena Maroney film in developmental hell and not something I keep getting advertisements for, but also tickets are somehow BOGO which I’ve never heard of with a movie.

Just got followed by a porn bot. Bluesky really is adding new features to make it more like Twitter, just not the good ones.

I moved into my house in 2022. They have built a new construction Arby’s and demolished it within that timeframe.

Accounting for calories added, Dijon is easily the best liquid condiment/sauce and I’m not sure anything else is close.

Toy Story having Randy Newman shitty songs throughout them is tough but I think despicable me’s Pharrell doing kid music in every one might be worse.

I don’t get people hating the Cape Fear mini series. It looks so good and Bardem is incredible in it.

Watching John wick kill like 200 people at a rave in the Roman catacombs and remembering the negative review I saw for Ballerina where the guy’s only complaint was “the moves Ana de armas did just weren’t believable enough”.

Love seeing the takeaway that started that goal for Argentina had more contact than the one they VARed but the scale slides for that based on who they want to win.

How will the refs call this goal back for Argentina?

Argentina whistle is substantially more corrupt by FIFA than anything that happened to help the shitty USMNT.

The Beekeeper is the best John Wick movie.

You’d think with the level of formative on my life Wayne’s world was I’d have way more of a reverence for a white strat.

Is Neymar the worst superstar in any sport ever?

Going to start telling people that “Satan’s Alley” is the best movie ever made.

Not one of these Fourth of July broadcasts is brave enough to put the most patriotic song of all time on their playlist, yankee rose, the only song about wanting to fuck the Statue of Liberty.

Miami dolphins logo if they weren’t cowards.

Telling people they can’t use air conditioning because data centers need the energy is absolutely going to cause someone doing deserved violence.

Paraguay’s flopping is so bad it’s somehow worse than an anti-soccer American’s caricature of a soccer player faking injuries.

nw: the greatest trailer ever made, Satan’s Alley

Dennis Duffy, beeper king, being the right hand goon for the big bad guy in John wick will never not make me laugh.

Lol

I love watching this Senegal team attack.

*non Mamdani NY mayor voice* Today, we are all Congo DR.

The English must be stopped. What the fuck even is this? You cannot just wear a football jersey without a number on the front.

Zlatan so mad at the Dutch for being cowardly, he called them the most offensive thing he could think of, “Italians”.

That was some of the worst officiating I’ve ever seen in overtime of that Germany/Paraguay game.

This Dana white, Trump humping dodge Ram commercial makes me increasing exponentially unlikely to ever buy a dodge every time I see it.

Every critique of every fun left leaning movie is like “well it’s not very subtle” and like, brother have you fucking looked outside?

Italian soccer is down so bad, Macy’s is selling their jerseys for literally less than the knock offs from China

Seems like the entire bears timeline needs a reminder that this dude is a shitty reactionary pastor in NWI with no sources who just makes stuff up for attention.