Bring him home Matt.

Seeing the way other teams are acting this cycle, thank god my team finally got off the bad coach carousel.

It’s times like these I consider opening myself up to the idea that God could be real and contemplate going back to church.

I’ve heard enough. At this point Mays is way more of a Green Bay Packer fan, to the point of homer than bears fans. We need to band together and kick him out the fanbase.

Brandon Beane getting a promotion when he’s been this bad makes me so angry, it’s somehow on par with the Sox and bulls moronic infuriating gm shit for me and I actually root for those teams.

Brandon Beane is the worst GM in the fucking league how on earth did he survive this. The roster is way worse than the coaching.

If you’re a complete loser wr who is so unhelpful to your team you’re getting healthy scratched in your second season, picking number 0 is so fucking funny.

The Buffalo bills sure could use an actually good pass catcher on a drive like this.

Bo Nix is by far the worst qb who made the playoffs and it’s not even close.

The entire offense can’t be built out of Josh Allen dives man.

Brandon beane is one of the worst gms in the nfl and him and Brady have to be fired.

I don’t understand how broncos fans can think Bo nix is awesome. This broncos team is every good bears team of my life before Caleb. I would hate him even more if he was my team’s qb.

This game rules cuz it’s like “what if every player on a roster except 1 was better but the 1 better player is qb and he’s 50 times better”

Tony Romo, Bo nix blew that throw because he’s bad, not because he was expecting courtland Sutton to stop his route where he was wide open to settle into a zone window he didn’t need

Giants saw the weird shit the packers were doing with their hc extension and threw their beer into the fire place.

Abolish the death penalty except for people who take 5+ minutes to order at the drive thru.

Come one, come all, get your “I’m a baby” t shirt.

The nfl media treats Bryce young like an injured baby bird they found and are trying to nurse back to health, which is fitting given he plays like an injured baby bird.

I will never ever ever believe in the variability of a Gary Indiana stadium. Hammond, sure. But that Gary one is never happening man.

Rewatching stranger things and something I disagree with fans on: 1) Steve and Nancy just have the shittiest friends. Everyone hates Steve’s dbag friend but Barb is a shitty friend to. And 2) Jonathan IS a fucking creep. Taking a bunch of photos of them from the woods is weird stalker behavior.

I’m gonna give this one a pass because they played high school football together but Ben Johnson better not turn the identity of this bears team into shitty pop country bullshit.

It is I, the fucking loser tweeting from his desk while barely doing some shitty email job, calling a one of the best pro athletes in the world a coward for taking the most money he was offered from the best team in baseball. I am smart and very brave. Please pay attention to me.

Tom Cruise doing close up magic in MI7 is so fucking funny.

Donald Trump getting a participation peace prize and hanging it up in his house like the guy who bought LT’s championship ring.

If I owned a baseball team, I would simply pay players like the dodgers do instead of pretending to be poor.

F1 is effective ass propaganda. I might actually watch a formula 1 race due tl this movie.

That “Matt lafleur and the green bay packers have mutually agreed to part ways” tweet from Adam schefter tomorrow going to hit so hard.

I would love a feature on streaming platforms that turns off recommendations for reality tv or shitty network tv shows. Would be amazing if I never had to wade through “Mr beast’s snuff film”, or hot people fuck on the beach, or some shitty copaganda show to get to the real tv and movies.

Packers media is still fucking crying about Ben Johnson being a meanie. This is more pathetic than anything chicago media has done and those guys are all embarrassing losers.

Been a hell of a time for fans of the nfc north’s 2 top favored teams coming into the season.

The jets are a clown car filled with despair and sadness but I will not let you all gaslight me into Dante Moore being good. He’s going to avoid the jets this year but he also might now avoid the first round when it’s not teams desperate for a second qb in the draft to have a pulse.

I’m learning that Green Bay packers are actually the only team in the entire nfl where if every player on their team isn’t healthy, or if the points aren’t scored in the first half, wins against them don’t actually count. I was shocked, I honestly didn’t know about that special rule.

Patriots fan newfound obsession with replying to every positive bears post shitting on them very interesting. Your insecurity is showing sweetie.

So like does Pharrell exclusively make music for minions movies now?

I love how every conservative online now just tries to dunk on people they don’t like by tagging grok to fact check then only to get extremely mad when the dumb ass AI tells them they’re actually super wrong.

I’m sorry but I refuse to listen to a fanbase and media that spent an entire week talking about “belt to ass” clutch pearls about a fucking handshake. Oh are you offended and outraged the coach of a team you spent the entire last week and decades belittling doesn’t like you? Cry me a fucking river.

Fernando Mendoza at the raiders OTAs this offseason

Green Bay packers fans the first time they lose a game that means something to Chicago.

The camera was all over the place on that down but included like 30 seconds of a close up of just Herbert’s ass.

Cc @janeyyi.bsky.social

Let’s go jags

A dude in my bears group chat just sent this and I cannot stop laughing

I have Kid A in vinyl, one of my favorite albums ever and I was wondering why I don’t listen to it too much and after putting it in I remember it’s cuz it’s inexplicably 4 sides and you have to change sides every 2 songs.

We’re about to find out if my hatred for Jared Leto or my love for how dumb but awesome the Tron movies wins out in Tron: Red version

Nothing like getting through way too many leftovers in the fridge without having to throw anything out. That’s like a peak washed dad W.

A whole bunch of social media is fucking evil but there is a Mexican band that does norteño covers of every genre of popular music from the past 4 decades so there is still some good in the world.

Philadelphia fans are hilarious. They’ll be like “sure Jalen hurts stats are bad, and he looks horrible on film, but qb winz in an easy division with a stacked roster means he’s elite nerds”

I swear to god if I see one more “1984 was supposed to be a warning” post.

I think there’s one thing that bears fans and packers fans can agree on and that’s Fuck ICE.

Baklava is an elite tier dessert. I have found a hill to die on.