When I was younger I got sold on fascism for about two minutes when I realized democracy in America is often just undoing the last guys work (sometimes necessary) and thats just a waste of time. But then I remembered I loved doing American shit like watching pornography and decided it was worth it

I did not capitalize on that appetite what a foolish mortal. So satisfied with the idea of being hungry I held onto it waiting for it to grow but instead it died. Gotta eat my mashed potatoes

Airline (2004) is so peak, this one lady's losing it because she has to buy an xtra seat and this other guy is malding about the jet they used for the flight and THAT was beautiful. "Lets have some big damn planes around this place, let's going to Las Vegas." I love him (he's being a dick)

Posted up like a Mormon

Took a 3+ hour nap today so bumping music to exhaust myself. Worth it

This crisper baby is paper white. I need to see a brown one.

God I need to know what happened in that four hour conversation

I can only imagine how many times A has briefly awoken to my figure in his room. Smack literally screams at me when I walk past, I must approach my gargoyle atop her tower. He doesn't care but I would shit myself

CLOSE THE SCHOOLS MAN IDK "They didnt ask for taxpayer dollars. They asked for streets and a parking lot and it was declined. Lets read the entire paper please". THIS IS PASTED VERBATIM FROM TIKTOK... WHERE THE FUCK DO YOU THINK THE MONEY COMES FROM???

I REALLY want to pursue my DMV VPN nightmare issue all the way but if it does get traction they'll just pull reservations and then I'd have to arrange the worlds largest nightmare class action lawsuit (that no one would sign or take) to get the justice I feel I deserve

Grief is weird. It has always been a faucet that I could never really turn off on my own but then I turn around and ooo it's just a light drip! But then sometimes the drip is so so loud but it's only ever a drip it's never that rushing faucet again. This is my grief analysis.

"I don't like jazz" like bro where is your soul

Is Stephen King on the list, someone check. I don't trust him he's so fucking WEIRD

GUYS NEW HISTORY LESSON JUST DROPPED en.wikipedia.org/wiki/General...

I treat my body like the British treated the 13 colonies but there's a Boston Massacre every night

Erika Kirk paid Candace Owens to shut the fuck up

Do you guys ever spiral about how you live in America out of everywhere in the world

Anti Orwell adaptations. It can't be done well because no one is willing to endure the abuse required. Ariana Grande and Cynthia Erivo are ready for their 1984 roles though.

We're so cooked

Just throw in a Sandy Hook joke or something dude, help Alex Jones with his legal fees. Between Bondi and Brown I'm spiraling. Trump nightmare and Israel using Bondi like the right tried to use Kirk (but I love the current cesspool that's developed into)

Intolerance is hitting new highs. Hate this new world order.

Love cameras in the courtroom, don't broadcast until the trials over. The sphere of law is changing and its actually the worst. Someone needs to work on some concrete legal theory before media completely ruins any and all trust in the system. Please leave me with the tiny pieces of hope.

Thinking about the final hurrah with the Wolf of Wall Street

Just ugly cried on the phone with my grandma and managed to choke back the tears every time I had to speak. I am a crazy person. The closest to honest I've been with someone in a while and fuck she is the greatest.

The Australian shooters were a father and son this is a whole new layer of oh god oh fuck

Seeing people moan about a dog getting a bath in the sink but I'm thinking about how babies get bathed in sinks. Eugh. They poop in the bathtub dude.

I can tell they're related sometimes. That glare.

Me watching 2016 F1

Think I'm actually losing it because I just read this aloud like ten times. It helped

Lowkey shocked Candace Owens is married to a white guy. I thought she was REALLY guzzling that race science kool aid.

FOOBAH

Bro fell asleep until the alarm went off. Now he's LOCKED in

What will woke take away next

ICE is deporting chinese nationals... eugh yeah this is not the breaking point I expected. World War 3 because of American concentration camps?

I live in a fucking nightmare that operates on timers I can't see

How did Godzilla minus one outgross Shin. Proof these hoes love vfx. Maybe I just love bureaucracy. @untamedwizard.bsky.social have you seen minus one

Hogwarts Legacy is free on Epic, I deserve this karma. Literally the one game I should've been like nah I'll wait and I was ravenous for it. It's a pretty good game (I don't know how enjoyable it is if you weren't insufferable in middle school). OUCH.

"As a non American wouldn't this count as Civil War" shut the fuck up and go sit in your corner. GO SIT IN YOUR FUCKING CORNER EURORAT

I wanted to read this book but now its kinda like well, can it be that helpful?

OutdoorBoys quit YouTube to become a super mormon. Sigh.

Did yall see the Palantir CEO or whoever absolutely lose it when someone asked about Israel using Palantir to commit war crimes.

Deion Sanders removed his entire bladder because of cancer. Really has me thinking since some people keep their malignant prostates. Like pee bag forever, rough. I'm assuming Deion would not fall into the I must keep my boner camp.

i took my clonidine! i am scared i double dosed. time will tell

Oh God it's recession music.

My parents are really confused why I know so much about FNAF having never spoken of it. They're slowly realizing they need to ask different questions that mandate more in depth answers.

It is literally a habit from my grandmother but yall are missing out on rasinets in hot popcorn. Fuuuuck.

I thought America got sexy with their capitalism but Abu Dhabi just had an Emirates jet fly over their fighters smoking the colors. Looked like a fucking whale and her six malnourished children

I am horrified. Netflix is going to make absolute SLOP tv with the DC ip

I love American pope!!! Bro if we had American pope when I was 10 I might've actually been baptized because they would've stifled my Catholic curiosity.