Checking in on democracy:

A purchase five years in the making ❤️

This is 14 years old. I am having many, many, many, many, many, many feelings about it.

wtf I can’t keep up 😵‍💫🤯 “South Carolina has always punched above their weight,” Massey said. “Doing this will diminish that influence.” www.theguardian.com/us-news/2026...

This is weird. Like, Nixon EPA weird.

Oh well thank god 🤯 “The Pentagon did not disclose the name of the submarine, one of the U.S. military's most secretive weapons. In general, the locations of the U.S. nuclear-armed submarines are highly classified.”

But why now? “The revocation program will ‌soon ⁠be expanded to cover parents who owe more than $2,500 in unpaid child support, ​which is ​a ⁠threshold set by a little-enforced 1996 law, ​the AP reported, citing ​the ⁠State Department.”

“This guy grows a hobo a salad and you think he’s exempt from capitalism?!?!” 🇺🇸 — Crazy Ex Girlfriend 🩷❤️🧡💛💚🩵💙💜🤍

When art fights back. www.sfchronicle.com/sf/article/v...

Some iPhone owners are set to get a payout in a $250 million class action lawsuit over claims Apple was falsely advertising its phones’ AI capabilities. Consumers alleged that Apple misled them about the capabilities of new Apple Intelligence features with Siri when the update was unveiled in 2024.

These two people do not belong in the same headline.

I hope there is a future PhD that focuses on studying weird pics and screenshots.Explaining this could be a final thesis Hasan Piker: “Should You Hate The Met Gala?” Chatter: “WHATS YOUR FAVORITE HENAI WE MUST KNOW WHATS YOUR FAVORITE HENTAI WE MUST KNOW WHATS YOUR FAVORITE HENTAI WE MUST KNOW…”

Crazy what happens when a snowball rolls down a hill. I hope Ted Turner is in hell strapped to a chair, Clockwork Orange-style, and forced to watch his life work on a loop forever.

Why the hell would anyone want to move here at this point?

We all clear on the rules? 🙈🙉🙊 www.gulfcoastnewsnow.com/article/amaz...

This will be a fascinating time to study in the future: When the Supreme Court took on two cases that will determine if voters or state officials have more power when it comes to gerrymandering. (…..or, you know, we could get rid of it.)

they just introduced legislation to term limit SCOTUS justices

Can someone define what a god damn ceasefire is for me because world leaders have a really stupid one

Fantastic! Looks like we’re all on the same page. www.nbcnews.com/world/iran/i...

Lithuania released the first images of its own HIMARS rocket systems coming off the production line. The same weapon that changed the war in Ukraine is now being built for Lithuania. defence-blog.com/lithuanias-f...

“I kept begging for a divorce, and he’d threaten to kill my children.” “I was in a very abusive, sick relationship.” These women were imprisoned for crimes that stemmed from their abuse. A new law offered them a second chance. (Published Feb. w/ @nytimes.com)

Mad Max. We’ve enter the Mad Max phase. Carry on.

2020: “Nearly one-third of 215 monitoring wells showed a five-year trend of increasing salinity… The Geological Survey began special monitoring in Florida IN THE 1940S when wells too salty for drinking became common.” cnsmaryland.org/2020/11/23/s... 2026: Thankfully, rainy season begins by May.

Genre: Indian folk metal. Theme: Yes all men, by all men. Lead singer: No flag tee. Best comment: “Invoking Kali of all the Goddesses when you're talking about this subject is raw a hell” They should have never given us the internet y’all. Who’s got the latest Iranian Lego propaganda?

“Gov. Jeff Landry and Attorney General Liz Murrill said in a joint statement that Wednesday’s high court ruling effectively prohibits the state from carrying out the primaries under the current districts. Early voting had been scheduled to begin Saturday in advance of the May 16 primary.”

“That’s the attention economy — that’s the monetization of rage” - FOX News to Jasmine Crockett 🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣

Gerrymandering Teller: NEXT!

One of the websites attached to the InfoWars asset list is, I shit you not, goblinlove.net. We have our work cut out for us.

Bro. I’m starting to think, if they survive this war, Ukraine is poised to become the world’s next military superpower.

Like, are we really that confident everyone is still coming?

Florida's top cop said today his office will investigate the alleged role of ChatGPT in the killings of 2 University of South Florida students.

When people say things like we deserve better than katseye slop, I look at this. Nah, it’s exactly what we deserve.

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So ice and the fish and wildlife conservation acting as law enforcement is normal now…(I can’t decide if a period or question mark should end that sentence)

Much of the cardboard and paper goods strewn about our homes are sold by a single private company, with its name, Uline, stamped on the bottom. Many may not know that a multibillion-dollar fortune made on those ubiquitous products fuels far-right candidates across the country. (Published 2022)

If the internet is forever, so are the people on it.

How, HOW, am I just learning about Tyre Nichols?? This happened in 2023. Really sick of everything staying the same. en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Killing...

Checking in on our democracy:

Three of the conservative justices already said it should be outright overturned. The court on Monday declined to directly take up that question, but it did agree to consider narrowing the precedent. [Trump] took the rare step of urging the SCOTUS without prompting to hear the preschools' challenge…

Porsha Ngumezi died at a Texas hospital after bleeding heavily during a miscarriage. The medical board’s discipline of her doctor felt like “a slap in the face,” her husband said. “What kind of justice is this for Porsha?”

Since no one else seems to think it’s headline worthy, two women were shot in the head as well. I predict another man killed his children to get revenge on his partner. Another average day in America.

War in the 21st century: “More questions than answers over reported US seizure of Iranian vessel” aje.news/w7b54q

What the hell am I tuning into bro??

Fan-fucking-tastic. Can’t wait for more of this shit. 😵🔫 “…The Iranian crew refused to listen, so our Navy ship stopped them right in their tracks by blowing a hole in the engineroom,” he wrote on Truth Social.

“It is believed the group had been training for non‑violent direct‑action in Salford as part of a coordinated mass shoplifting campaign, intending to steal goods from high‑value stores and major supermarkets across the country and redistribute them elsewhere.”

Sir. Oh, sir. 🤡

“It ​is the first time the ​government will have activated the ⁠plan, which was designed during ​the energy crisis triggered by Russia's ​full-scale invasion of Ukraine in 2022.” www.reuters.com/business/ene...

One alert. One. “…Amanda Ungaro, a Brazilian model who was brought to the United States on Jeffrey Epstein’s plane when she was 16, was trying to build a new life in South Florida with her teenage son, far removed from the modeling world...” www.miamiherald.com/news/local/c...

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