The end is nigh. Happy 250🎉

Holy shit. www.kiro7.com/news/local/c...

The American dream

Happy Juneteenth! 🎆🎇

I needed to find an old video…. Today I learned old iPhone are the future of photo albums.

Dear god! If you wanna snort from laughing go to 40:45 youtu.be/AocPzZFGHso?...

✊🏿🫡🇺🇸 www.msn.com/en-us/societ...

Ryan burned the damn pita again.

Awww! Look at them learning about tech. It’s cute 🥰

I give zero fucks about basketball. But this felt worth a post

You get no context.

Hello, Synergy Insurance Affiliates. “Motiwalla's death previously drew broader public attention because he served as chief operating officer of Synergy Insurance Affiliates and had filed a federal whistleblower lawsuit against a former employer.”

I thought an intern fucked up! www.economist.com/interactive/...

Eight people killed in Mali after bus hits land mine, says union official reut.rs/4x6EWM1

Someone remind me about all the recent funding rounds…

HAAAAaAAaaaaAhhhHHHhhhAaaaaahHHHH thehill.com/homenews/adm...

Holy shit!! www.huffpost.com/entry/hasan-...

I’m sure this will yield only positive results. “But the company in recent years has been embroiled in controversies surrounding treatment of its workers, according to media reports.” www.msn.com/en-us/money/...

WWIII incoming.

I think about this headline daily. It could be a meme for, like, 85% of SCOTUS decisions.

Checking in on democracy:

A purchase five years in the making ❤️

This is 14 years old. I am having many, many, many, many, many, many feelings about it.

wtf I can’t keep up 😵‍💫🤯 “South Carolina has always punched above their weight,” Massey said. “Doing this will diminish that influence.” www.theguardian.com/us-news/2026...

This is weird. Like, Nixon EPA weird.

Oh well thank god 🤯 “The Pentagon did not disclose the name of the submarine, one of the U.S. military's most secretive weapons. In general, the locations of the U.S. nuclear-armed submarines are highly classified.”

But why now? “The revocation program will ‌soon ⁠be expanded to cover parents who owe more than $2,500 in unpaid child support, ​which is ​a ⁠threshold set by a little-enforced 1996 law, ​the AP reported, citing ​the ⁠State Department.”

“This guy grows a hobo a salad and you think he’s exempt from capitalism?!?!” 🇺🇸 — Crazy Ex Girlfriend 🩷❤️🧡💛💚🩵💙💜🤍

When art fights back. www.sfchronicle.com/sf/article/v...

Some iPhone owners are set to get a payout in a $250 million class action lawsuit over claims Apple was falsely advertising its phones’ AI capabilities. Consumers alleged that Apple misled them about the capabilities of new Apple Intelligence features with Siri when the update was unveiled in 2024.

These two people do not belong in the same headline.

I hope there is a future PhD that focuses on studying weird pics and screenshots.Explaining this could be a final thesis Hasan Piker: “Should You Hate The Met Gala?” Chatter: “WHATS YOUR FAVORITE HENAI WE MUST KNOW WHATS YOUR FAVORITE HENTAI WE MUST KNOW WHATS YOUR FAVORITE HENTAI WE MUST KNOW…”

Crazy what happens when a snowball rolls down a hill. I hope Ted Turner is in hell strapped to a chair, Clockwork Orange-style, and forced to watch his life work on a loop forever.

Why the hell would anyone want to move here at this point?

We all clear on the rules? 🙈🙉🙊 www.gulfcoastnewsnow.com/article/amaz...

This will be a fascinating time to study in the future: When the Supreme Court took on two cases that will determine if voters or state officials have more power when it comes to gerrymandering. (…..or, you know, we could get rid of it.)

they just introduced legislation to term limit SCOTUS justices

Can someone define what a god damn ceasefire is for me because world leaders have a really stupid one

Fantastic! Looks like we’re all on the same page. www.nbcnews.com/world/iran/i...

Lithuania released the first images of its own HIMARS rocket systems coming off the production line. The same weapon that changed the war in Ukraine is now being built for Lithuania. defence-blog.com/lithuanias-f...

“I kept begging for a divorce, and he’d threaten to kill my children.” “I was in a very abusive, sick relationship.” These women were imprisoned for crimes that stemmed from their abuse. A new law offered them a second chance. (Published Feb. w/ @nytimes.com)

Mad Max. We’ve enter the Mad Max phase. Carry on.

2020: “Nearly one-third of 215 monitoring wells showed a five-year trend of increasing salinity… The Geological Survey began special monitoring in Florida IN THE 1940S when wells too salty for drinking became common.” cnsmaryland.org/2020/11/23/s... 2026: Thankfully, rainy season begins by May.

Genre: Indian folk metal. Theme: Yes all men, by all men. Lead singer: No flag tee. Best comment: “Invoking Kali of all the Goddesses when you're talking about this subject is raw a hell” They should have never given us the internet y’all. Who’s got the latest Iranian Lego propaganda?

“Gov. Jeff Landry and Attorney General Liz Murrill said in a joint statement that Wednesday’s high court ruling effectively prohibits the state from carrying out the primaries under the current districts. Early voting had been scheduled to begin Saturday in advance of the May 16 primary.”

“That’s the attention economy — that’s the monetization of rage” - FOX News to Jasmine Crockett 🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣

Gerrymandering Teller: NEXT!