ᴸᵒᵒᵏ ᵘᵖᵒⁿ ᵐʸ ʷᵒʳᵏˢ ʸᵉ ᵐⁱᵍʰᵗʸ ᵃⁿᵈ ᵈᵉˢᵖᵃⁱʳ

It's been almost twenty days. I've healed a good amount. Don't worry about it too much.

-- covered in deep purple bruises and swelling. Even with Jason's fast healing, this would be a long recovery.

-- weren't nearly as deep. The injuries didn't stop there. His right shoulder had been dislocated, two broken humeruses, broken left femur, several broken or cracked ribs, and a hairline skull fracture. Concussion. Internal bruising and bleeding. A few teeth knocked loose. His body was --

-- easily shrug off. Lacerations covered his skin where the claw of the crowbar had struck: his left thigh, right calf, right shoulder, the left side of his abdomen, and across his right cheekbone. His skin had split in various other places too, just from the impact of the weapon, though those --

|| Hold please while I find the post listing his injuries

Can't get up actually. Both my legs are broken too.

Yeah. I'm great. I'd give you a thumbs-up, but both my arms are broken.

... Yeah, I can see that. ... Glad you're not dead.

... Is that Babs?

|| thank you, much appreciated 🙂‍↕️

|| I will accept my punishment with grace and dignity

|| thank you 😊

|| the next one was worse.~ 😊

... Actually, that'd be great.

|| Reposting the solo thread just in case the references were lost on anyone~

He's actually already at the hospital, but he appreciates the offer.

Yeah. Just a little.

Anyway, Jason can't help with Aster. Because all of his bones are broken.

|| fun fact: Jason only fell for Joker's trap because his siblings decided to not tell him they knew where Babs was and that she was fine.~ 😊

Jason had been concocting a plan to get Aster, but then he was kidnapped by the Joker.

How ordering pizza for date night goes... Jason, ordering pizza on the phone, pausing to ask: what do you want, Roy? Roy: meat lovers extra large 😜 Jason: ...... And the veggie special, please.

ɪꜰ ᴏɴʟʏ ʏᴏᴜ ᴡᴇʀᴇ —- 𝐌𝐈𝐍𝐄 ˳ᐟ ˳ᐟ

<-- Has a kitten in his shirt pocket.

The only person who did anything for his birthday was Roy. That's all he needed though.

|| me two seconds ago

...... I'm gonna kill him.

... It would actually be a good way to keep an eye on things. Going in undercover.

Oh. Right.

A long pause. He might have a terrible idea...

Wow. Sharper than I thought.

Dick? He just woke up.

No.

On you? Probably.

........ There have been a recent string of dead people found around the city who were drained of all their blood. There are new vampires in town. My detective skills: 1+1=2

I'm trying not to let you get yourself killed, Roy.

That's what I've been saying.

Trying to keep an eye on Roy and vampires at the same goddamn time—

So you think this will be a 𝘯𝘪𝘤𝘦 vampire party?

No.

𝘠𝘦𝘴 to me!

No.

And what happens if they have mind-control abilities?

Of a bunch of bloodsuckers collecting in a room with a bunch of humans? That's concerning.

Absolutely not.