You know it’s a gay Christmas when you’re using the fisting gloves to do the washing up.

You can call me Daddy VIII.

In 2025 I’m thinking about starting a semi-pro* queer choir in Birmingham with a view to doing gigs & festivals but also just having a space to sing together. I’m at the very early stages of planning but if you’re interested fill in this form and I’ll be in touch in Jan. forms.gle/zbmwRoWyeDJU...

yeah but wicked was actually quite good wasn’t it.

I am confronted by the overwhelming feeling that this Uber driver has a massive dick. No evidence, just divine intuition.

London friends, it’s time to XXL your Xmas. I’m bringing my Christmas show to the Kings Head Theatre for 2 NIGHTS ONLY, 18-19 December. Tickets are selling fast, grab yours here: kingsheadtheatre.com/whats-on/fat... Grateful for any shares too!

So what’s the deal, did everyone set up alts here too or are we keeping those on the artist formerly known as twitter?

Here she is boys! Here she is WORLD!