The older I get the more I understand why my Gramma keeps a box of tissues in every single room of the house 🤧

No good deed goes unpunished

Wearing sneakers with a suit has always been trashy, not sorry. Only thing worse is the graphic tee, blazer jacket, jeans, and sneakers combo

Also hey Bluesky. What it do?

A pedi and espresso martini kinda day

All I have I’ve worked for. And wow it feels so good to say that!

If you’re a self identified handsome boi, let’s please follow each other 😌

So much so that I may or may not have spontaneously booked a day trip to Orlando to see him again. Just landed 😅

I saw @theweekendmsnbc.bsky.social live for the first time the other day! Changed my life

I don’t post here enough

Metro Boomin really made a whole tape that sounds like early 2010’s Atlanta! And it’s FIRE! This needs to be studied!

Something that will always calm down irrational white men is telling them they should do stand up comedy

I got the McDonald’s snack wraps the other day and I’m still pissed off about how bad they were

The way I’m so happy and proud of the people in my life >>>>>>>>>>>>>

These days I only go on TikTok when I’m taking a dump *reaches for toilet paper*

Ya boi is officially on vacation! And first time on a trip with bae?! I’m HYPED!

Rewatching Umbrella Academy and it's def gotta be in my top 5 shows of all time

LIZZO IS SNAPPING ON HER MIXTAPE!!!!!! ITS LIT!!!!!!

The fruits of my labor are SO ripe and I'm SO grateful!!!

Bless those that haven't been exposed to alcohol.

The longer a white guy’s mullet is the more right they lean. Gotta watch out for them ones that got it brushing the shoulders!

This might be controversial but, puppies.

I ain’t been skeeting for a minute lol. Something something Switch 2, something something video games.

Ah, to be the child of a celebrity just to be handed an acting/modeling/music career. Must be nice

Wayne byke! #ThaCarterVI

Grateful to see the fruits of my labor 💙

I don't just have chronic FOMO, I also usually end up having MO (missing/missed out) which is slang for HOMO and so it really all is just a full circle.

Universe, please fulfill me in The ways I yearn. Or give me the wisdom to know better.

#WhereInTheWorldIsOddio 🌎

‘Fallout’ Renewed for Season 3 Ahead of Season 2 Premiere in December variety.com/2025/tv/news...

Bluesky's algorithm is me liking ONE pic of a bunny and now all I see are bunnies, when I've mentioned FALLOUT on here no less than 5 times and I never see it lol

Now what do I gotta do to get on Fallout Bluesky?!?! #Fallout

I saw Thunderbolts yesterday and I really enjoyed it as just a fun superhero movie. Marvel stans (or haters) will probly not enjoy it as much as I did, and I'll agree in the grand scheme of things it's probably a mid tier Marvel movie, but I really liked the mental health themes! #Thunderbolts

I took a long time but I’m FINALLY on Fallout Tok!

Be mindful of what you say to people this Mother's Day. It can be a very, very difficult day for a lot of folks.

I did this at 5 in the morning while binging the first season of Yellowjackets (I’m late af but that show is so dope!) #platinum #platinumtrophy #fallout #ps5

I really thought the Met Gala already happened this year

Hungover in bed and just cried at a TikTok video of a grown man making a light saber at Disney World. In case you were wondering how things are going.

Having some me time exploring downtown ATL before the Kendrick and SZA concert. It’s been too long since I’ve hung out here. Old stomping grounds and whatnot. It’s changed but yet, still the same. SO many memories here

This adulting-while-in-a-healthy-relationship thing is amazing and I’m so grateful 💙

I don’t post THAT much on IG but once the liquor hits the system, it’s over! I be posting memes on my story, liking pics I would NEVER, and commenting sweet things to hype up my frands

When I die bury me with salsa verde

Good luck to everyone today on getting your Switch 2 preorders! Remain diligent, refresh often, and before all that make sure you’re logged into your accounts and have updated payment info! I scored mine last night, you can too!

Scored a Switch 2 preorder!

when Bethesda drops that Fallout 3 remaster

Car trouble is the worst trouble

Just now remembering that I had a dream last night where I got a haircut and my barber put sloth designs in my side burns and I kept getting SO many compliments from random people

That feeling when you wanna explode with emotion but don’t wanna burden anyone 🥲

Robert Irwin on Instagram. That is all.

Shawty just ordered an espresso martini with a red bull on the side. She bout to BLAST OFF like Jimmy Neutron 🚀