Could he be a bigger Doofus? SAD!

I just found out that I, Princess Halley, have just won the Most Beautiful Beagle Award. Thank you all for your Attention to ME. Carry on, 🐾

Let’s not dance the night away with boat bombings, there are also survivors of these two evil horrors….

Sleepy burnt toast grandpa can’t even stay awake for the strokefest ….

“Quiet Quiet Piggy…” To a female reporter asking about Epstein accusations…so yea, he’s guilty as shit. Oh, and a sad bully Your president America

American politics : Sure millions have no food, kids with cancer have no medical support people are being blown up in international waters BUT Epstein’s brother says the president was NOT blowing Clinton So WHO then was he blowing?

“When you’re a star they just let you do it”? America Really Enough already… 🌎

Trump is going to sue BBC for between $1 billion and $5 billion “I think I have to …” BBC lawyers have confirmed that lawsuit will be filed 2 weeks after the next 2 weeks which is right after Infrastructure Week.

Bullshitter said “Ahhh shucks, we had some “Intense fellowship” before you got sworn in…” my ass Literally you’re intensely protecting the ass of your pedophile master That’s it Would Jesus be proud ?

Mikey too busy to work too busy to vote too busy to follow through on promises ….too busy to expose pedophiles What would Jesus say Mikey?

Hey America If this was your dad sleeping during dinner you’d be worried. Do you think the right side of his face drooping is ok too ? Get real Not OK

“Americans will lose 135,000,000,000 pounds… No more renal failure no more dementia…” So based on the Dr. Oz aggressive preaching from the oval office, Americans will literally disappear, and as soon as dear leader wakes up, he can throw away his diaper and will no longer be demented! 👍

Says a thousand words: Democracy is on the floor gasping Americans are without food and healthcare “This is MY show - how dare you upstage me ?!”

Champagne and caviar for me, Partial food stamps for thee. Thank you for your inattention to this matter. donald Are you “great” yet 🇺🇸 ?

Biggliest most beautiful BALLROOM!!!

But look ❤️💪🇨🇦🐾

Yesavage walks off the mound faster than Tiger Woods picks up his ball after sinking a 20 foot putt.

Always Find A Way Jays Strong 💪🇨🇦❤️

Watching PM Carney - -Not once did he refer to himself as ‘Carney’ -Not one double jerk off dance ***All sentences were insightful, logical and complex. Proud 🇨🇦

Beagles doing beagling …

He’s laughing AT you He did NOT believe in protectionist tariffs Oh, and he’s disgusted by the fake gold filigree …

“Canadians - proud owners of Canada !” 💪🇨🇦

RESOUNDING FASHION

Mmmmmmm good

“When you’re a star they let you do it” What else exactly did you expect America from a life long criminal malignant narcissist abuser? That he “wouldn’t” grab each of you and squeeze out what he wants ?

“I don’t think we’re going to ask for a declaration of war we’re just gonna go ahead and kill people…” donald j trump

So what if I rip “your” White House down ?!?! I’m giving you my style direction for almost free! Sincerely, Ima Inda Files

Yes donny Size matters …. 🍄‍🟫

“Noise is simply the echo of insecurity” You have the most insecure deranged president in your history America Resist

His own words “Worst Of All Time” But when you’re a star they let you grab ‘em by the…!

Meloni is the female leader version of Fauci. “What in the fcking hell is happening?!??…. Brain exploding…”

But I guess the silver lining is all the chubby military will be shedding pounds as they won’t have money for food? Hungry warriors are angry fighters I guess ….

Can’t even listen to American television this morning ….

“ i’m just a little old elf here trying to make cookies so everyone can be happy. I’m just trying to do my job with a smile on my face and handle all this chaos outside my treehouse ?!?!”

🎶🎶One of these things is not like the other…🎶🎶

Is this one of “Epstein’s girls” Or is this Ivanka? Hard to tell Time to release all the files 🇺🇸

Asshole pedophiles of a feather stick together…

Is that Ivanka or just another prepubescent skinny blonde girl? “If she wasn’t my daughter I’d be dating her So let’s try you Jennifer!” Where are the Epstein files?