people often misinterpret my name "Your Fellow POLE" as like a street pole or something and it's always funny. but recently i joined a server and someone called me "stickman". funniest shit I've ever seen.

MIKE, FORGET WHAT I SAID AND CANONIZE DESS KNIGHT! (Finally someone explained it to me)

if anyone ever confesses with me by giving me one of these, I'm buying the ring the next day

Mike, disprove Dess Knight theory. it was funny at first, but this experiment leads nowhere.

gotta shoot my shot. anyone wanna be friends on Pokemon GO? :3

me looking at the Silksong price tag:

after today's stream I've learned one thing. i REALLY need to learn how to yap.

playing Celeste for the first time in about an hour and a half on twitch.tv/yourfellowpole be there or be *insert Celeste reference here*

shout out to drunk me who asked my mom "why didn't you shake me around to make me a girl?" also shout out to my mom for telling me to "go ask my dad". i still haven't

why didn't anyone tell me lettuce makes food so much better?

one like and i get headphones with cat ears

Toby is so evil for giving us a character limit :'] I wanted to say so much more, but it's fine. I was never good with words anyway. Thank you for everything Toby Fox. Despite everything, it's still us.

nice view from up here :D

people who played Celeste say that if i climb a mountain i learn how to double jump. alright bet.

y'all remember when i said no one was gonna beat Tenna as my favorite character? that's still true, but this magnificent bastard is the closest second this world will ever see.

i can't believe Deltarune Chapter 4 has a reference to my upload schedule

my sister called over her cat and it came for cuddles to ME instead. safe to say I'm his mom now :3

just started Chapter 4 of Deltarune, but I doubt anyone will surpass Tenna as my favorite character. farewell my husband. you were groovy and never gloopy. i could never get this from an egg :']

saw a toy gun at the store and my internal monologue was: "i want to buy that gun" "you can't" "i can, i have the money" "you're supposed to be a responsible adult" "yes, one that can be trusted with a gun" "why are you like this"

it's a wonderful day for 🥧

"69 is funny because sex" "420 is funny because weed" why can't we laugh at 25 simply because it's funnier than 24?

Report if you like Pokemon OR you want a forehead kiss I'm trying to see something

I've had a lot of new follows the past days which means there's a lot of people who don't know they used to call me The Drift King back in college. Please share this message to save a life immediately

Always 💖 Don't make me tap the sign

How does bluesky feel about Technoblade fanart? [ #technoblade #techno #technobladefanart #dsmp #mcyt ]

"doomed by the narrative" implies the existence of a coherent story. life was written by a chimpanzee repeatedly jumping on a writing machine and this is its attempt at writing Macbeth.

thinking back to the time i was watching the FNAF movie with my friends and when Afton said "I always come back" the entire room clapped. makes me wonder what people who don't know anything about FNAF thought at that moment.

happy holidays everyone! i hope you're all spending it with people you're happy with :3 if you're not, make yourself a great gift by poisoning their eggnog :D worked for me

me to my twitch chat one day: guys would you still use Twitch Prime on me if i was a worm?

i'm not the only one who reads fully lowercase posts in a monotone voice, right? right?

hey, #pokemon fans, i wanna do another playthrough of Legends Arceus, but i wanna spice it up somehow. please help, i am not a creative person :']

my sister apparently has too much testosterone, so she started taking estrogen she's just like me fr

"I'm gonna do it whether the women like it or not."

Trans Girls of Bluesky, i have an important question. when you transition, does the bro code stop applying to you? /gen

Bridget Marin dance!

it's asexual awareness week! asexuals, i am aware of you 👁️👁️

HEY, LISTEN. Take some gameplay from my game, An rpg where you fight (Or talk to...?) a living cherry and spiders with knives in their back. #gamedev #indiegamedev #jrpg #rpg #pixelart #TalesFromTheOtherSide