I’m sure this is fine

I don’t remember the ‘cool S’ from when I was young and I don’t think it’s all that cool. Kinda mid.

how every business and organization ever wants you to take a survey is one thing but at least make the surveys good so I’m not wasting my time answering what’s effectively the same question three times when I say yes

ok those new e-citaros are pretty cool. Tho I am gonna miss the characteristic headlights of the old ones.

RE: https://mstdn.social/@rtvnoord/116886160836440036 EN WAAR MOET IK MORGEN HEEN????

Comrade Cesko says: “STRAIGHT BACK ALWAYS” https://youtu.be/TwGMF58xriI

I tried 3 from the archive and I got one right! Woohoo!

should I just do medical school in my spare time so i stand a chance at getting one right on doctordle.org?

this is a sovereign account not subject to any moderation or policy as I am not “posting” but merely transfering short burst of binary data

@q (https://glauca.space/@q) hey, the calendar event the excellent zügli created for me is listing the departure station as Steinbach-Hallenberg which is not where I’m leaving from? It’s also in the details alongside the correct one. Is this just normal Bahn weirdness?

#Polderprikker nummer 36 • 4697/5000 🟨780 🟩976 🟦1000 🟦1000 🟩941 https://polderprikker.nl/

WEEEEWOOOO!!!!

It’s honestly shocking how my generation (older millennials) seems to have zero media literacy. Just saw a sketch online and all the comments were angry white people my age convinced it was real. Dear god.

RE: https://zug.network/@smveerman/116867621230309964 mijn brein, een nanoseconde na het lezen van ‘dag van de zachte g’: https://youtu.be/KPhfFlgJn5o

this locomotive is just a lil’ guy trying to clear the overgrown tracks before the sugar production season starts 🥺 https://youtu.be/hF18yMTp-ZU

Congratulations England on 250 years of those bozos not being your problem anymore

anyway here’s 93 minutes with a German guy lucky enough to own one https://youtu.be/hF10cTuT0iU

ok but the howling sounds of an O405 with a ZF EcoMat are just so good, it keeps me up at night

https://youtu.be/oRBS70J2Poo Benedict Nixon explaining turing machines in 1966 and predicting a future in which everyone will have access to a computer whenever they please.

#Polderprikker nummer 32 • 4949/5000 🟩999 🟦1000 🟩950 🟦1000 🟦1000 https://polderprikker.nl/

ik ben citaro, jij bent een dennis dart

I **really** hate what I’ve come to call boobytraps such as the almost empty tube of toothpaste that’s gonna fall over and roll onto the ground the second you reach to turn the tap on. Even worse when it’s a fucking cascade of things. Like it also knocking over the toothbrush causing it to fal

if you put the champagne in the fridge now there’s still a chance it’ll be cool when the news of mitch mcconnels passing comes out

astatine is not a statin but apparently if you ingest it, it won’t be high cholesterol that kills you. So in a way, it is.

RE: https://mastodon.social/@Ivovanwilligen/116840072017171395 dont connect your tv to the internet

#Polderprikker nummer 30 • 4520/5000 🟦1000 🟦1000 🟩936 🟩956 🟨628 https://polderprikker.nl/ een ondergrondse locatie is wel wat gemeen @timmipetit (https://mstdn.social/@timmipetit#Polderprikker maar ik heb m gevonden 😎

related: someone set the news theme to footage of trains and it’s very satisfying https://youtu.be/BBqCN0YDM_U

the bbc needs to be torn down to the ground and rebuilt to better standards except for its news theme music

#Polderprikker nummer 29 — 4942/5000 🟩990 🟦1000 🟩987 🟩973 🟩992 https://polderprikker.nl/#Polderprikker ooit gaat het lukken een perfecte score te halen, maar niet vandaag

People think I’m cultured until they find out what I was reciting were just the lyrics to Baby K’s Da Zero A Cento

Polderprikker #28 — 4481/5000 🟦1000 🟦1000 🟦1000 🟧533 🟩948 https://polderprikker.nl/#28 Die vierde 😭

may your gold stars be lucky

A friend asked how Millie is coping with the heat. Well, she loves it. She’s voluntarily in the hottest room in the entire house rather than downstairs with me where it’s 10C cooler.

I’m tired and I need a hug but it’s too fecking hot for hugs

RE: https://infosec.exchange/@josephcox/116805459519983701 can we please call these punch-me-specs?

we mogen weer!!! Polderprikker #23 — 4823/5000 🟦1000 🟦1000 🟩939 🟩998 🟨886 https://polderprikker.nl/

Mijn score voor vandaag overigens: Polderprikker #22 — 4806/5000 🟦1000 🟩905 🟦1000 🟦1000 🟩901

RE: https://mstdn.social/@timmipetit/116799296464058562 ik speel dit nu al ruim twee weken dagelijks met mijn vriendenkring en het is erg leuk! Niet enshittified, geen in-app aankopen of uberhaupt een app, gewoon simpel leuk webspelletje zoals het hoort!

RE: https://zpravobot.news/@TerribleMaps/116795086040988920 Apparently I’m a “shoes off” person in a “shoes on” country. Tho that shouldn’t be surprising as I also buck the national trend on actually bothering to wash my hands after using the bathroom.

@smveerman (https://zug.network/@smveerman) kijk! nog een! https://link.marktplaats.nl/m2411471923

I don’t speak Italian but this song is a banger and the random English language business jargon thrown in makes it even better https://youtu.be/HH3EPKwaCgQ BUSINESSSSSS MAN!

happy to report it’s a comfortable temperature in my bedroom, thank u jebus

you thought i was kidding werent you

Hugged a pink citaro ✅

Ah this is the version as I remember it: https://youtu.be/WbkAiRV3m38

When I was a kid I didn’t understand why one random cartoon among many had such a banging theme song. I still don’t understand. https://youtu.be/JKI7x-LJw9E

This is one of the most boring youtube videos I’ve ever seen until it very suddenly isn’t https://youtu.be/9IxIHXhDndg

we gieten er nog maar een halve liter hydratiemix bij in voor de zekerheid

Content warning:dutchie kvetching about mild weather --------------------------------------------------------------- its 32c in my bedroom how am i supposed to sleep

turns out, telling girls on dating apps it was actually toptunov who pressed az-5 gets you blocked really quickly