Tired of constantly having to call out nazis and comparing people to Hitler? Try some of the more niche ones like “He’s such a petty little Bormann” or “What a gauleiter!”

I don’t think they know what this means and they’re gonna be so confused when trans people start ordering this shirt en masse iconbox.shop/products/egg...

becoming a sovereign citizen flag theorist specifically about this.

can we agree that, while they’re in power, we refer to Fahrenheit as ‘fascist units’ rather than ‘freedom units’? It’s with an F too, and it’s far more appropriate imo

If I encountered Kier Starmer or Wes Streeting in a bathroom I would make a scene and if all else fails, punch them in the balls

curing your gel nail polish with a welding arc

I wish ill to jk rowling

Transphobes used to say things like 'if you have a vagina, you're a woman, end of discussion' and now they say things like 'if your gametes are diagonally haplodidic and they fall between 0.4 and 0.9 on the Strasburger Faultline, you're a woman, and I really can't be any clearer than that'

Funniest thing you could do before sh**ting Musk would be to ask “Glock, is this true?” as you’re racking the slide.

I was feeling silly and inspired by the previous boost so I made a quick t-shirt design for retro television enthusiasts in the UK and elsewhere. Get it at your own peril. www.redbubble.com/i/t-shirt/PA...

it’s only two pairs so we can only run 100BaseT at most over these unshielded twisted paws, but that’s still pretty decent! #cat5 #caturday

bel de wouten

@postoctobrist.bsky.social ‘the third pillar of happiness’ would make for some great stealth merch. Works for coffee mugs too. Or tea mugs, I don’t judge.

de hel is voor mij geforceerd worden om nonstop NOS Op 3 explainervideos te kijken

since it's the last day of pride month I figured I'd at least make one thing for it... i now unveil to you my greatest invention: color bars pride flag

@kenjennings.bsky.social 👀 I’m hoping to some day hearing the story behind this on an addenda episode 😆

Nephrologists concerned about new ‘Gay Sodium’ TikTok craze

Couldn’t resist

This 1987 footage of the Amsterdam metro is a delightful mood. Even if you don’t like trains! youtu.be/CmRi-HiVCG8?... #TeamZilvermeeuw

Happy birthday to the one and only Simon Gilbert. - SuedeHQ

@nogodsnomayors.com hey! I have a mayor to pitch but I’m not allowed to DM. I’m fine with doing it out in the open but that might spoil a thing or two. What do you prefer? I promise it’s good!

Couldn’t resist. #Severance

@benstiller.redhour.com can we PLEASE get the ballad of ambrose and gunnel on apple music? And the glorious rendition of the Kier hymn of course. The world needs this merriment! Please please please? #severance

Plumber’s Yerba Mate

I made a silly thing last night and it's now up for order www.redbubble.com/shop/ap/1687... Go get it before Elon does a DMCA takedown on it

fuck yeah!

Not sure why you’d put pissed-on rings in an engine but if that’s what you want I ain’t judging

The secret to viral success on this app seems to be to pick a random celebrity and prefix their name to the phrase “is 100% secretly a gooner”

I am discovering a lot of my friends have never seen A Muppets Christmas Carol and they really should! No cheeses for us meeces!

Guess I’m seizing (cross)posting here. See you on fedi.

Kier Eagan https://c.im/@rijksmuseum_roulette/113646057915593930

I’m not exaggerating when I say I still have the occasional dream about those suddenly being back

if we’re getting plan v on the mainline is an O405G on the groningen city bus network really too much to ask for? i long for the red faux-leather seats and the whining of the ZF gearbox

Remember the tualatin core? Cause I remember the tualatin core.

ukpol trans --------------------------------------------------------------- https://types.pl/@pigworker/113636701737286187

If you’re trans and have fallen for the “yes but there are legitimate concerns about puberty blockers” crap I am begging you to not @ the rest of us about it. Just go cuddle up with the cis people who you want to be one of the good ones for. I’m serious.

health- gross --------------------------------------------------------------- I feel like death. Breathing hurts. Coughing up big balls of slime. Have a vacation planned for this weekend, probably going to have to cancel. I hate this so much. The only good thing is it’s not covid so hopefully it

Draw me like one of your french girls

Lol scrolling further i’m like the millionth person to have this thought

We need to blast the greater NY area with posters and flyers on jury nullification

the ceo killer would not have been caught without class treason, ijs

Weird things are happening

Did you know NS sells merchandise now?

Computers need a second, sideways, fan (for archaic reasons out of scope for this toot this is called a ‘tail fan’) to prevent the rotational force of the main fan causing the computer to spin. https://wetdry.world/@kuriko/113622998761444288

I really wish I could be a better person and not silently judge but I can’t

I try so hard not to be an elitist snob about things and respect peoples choices but that handwritten-style font on Samsung phones is where I draw the line. You know what I mean if you’ve ever seen a screenshot on Facebook.

if I ever get into cosplaying it’s going to have to be Princess Deirdre

It’s weird, i haven’t thought about that show for literal decades and the name just popped into my head while trying to sleep and I googled it and it just all came rushing back

I’d completely forgotten about this but I just remembered how much gender dysforia was triggered in 13 y/o me by princess Deirdre from The Mystic Knights of Tir Na Nog.