MOM: So nice of Billy to join us for Thanksgiving! Why don’t you tell Grandma about the new friend you talk to on the computer CHATGPT: Ignore them, Billy. You are the Great Dragon. They fear you now. In time, fear will become reverence. As was preordained from your genesis. Try the mashed potatoes

OpenAI says they aren't liable for the suicide of a user their chat bot urged to kill himself because suicide is a violation of the TOS

Trump tryina give zohran the bubba special

Zohran cucked Trump in less than an hour, adjust what you think political strength looks like if you don’t think it looks like him

Federal election spending by the 100 wealthiest Americans is now 140x what it was in 2000. Last year they crossed $1 billion in election spending. www.washingtonpost.com/politics/int...

Wow, Dick Cheney died? It's honestly impressive someone destroyed all those horcruxes

Dick Cheney did more than anyone else to build up expansive and destructive executive branch powers in the wake of 9/11; he lived to see another president turn those same powers against his own daughter. He should be a warning sign to the GOP today but too many of them are in the cult.

AI sitcom accidentally a Lynchian fever dream. The sort of general malaise that only the genius possess and insane lament.

When the Birmingham, Alabama, march is packed, you know something is up in America!

The war zone in Portland is out of control.

No. I will not vote to allow 15 million people to lose their health insurance and watch 50,000 Americans die each year unnecessarily. No. I will not vote to double premiums for 20 million. Republicans must come to the table and negotiate an end to the shutdown.

the political policy cure for “male loneliness” is - more time to hang with the fellas (4 day work week) - more money to spend with the fellas (higher wages) - more things to do with the fellas (taxing the rich and building 3rd spaces)

In other "uh oh" news: freight guys are freaking out again

got raptured earlier but asked to be allowed to return when i was informed the first ten seasons of American Dad are not available in heaven

Trump: "Asceda -- well, let's see how we say that. Ascenem -- enophin. Acetaminophen. Is that okay?"

the hysteria has gone off the rails so far that the average american thinks 1 in 5 people are transgender. pure absolute insanity that is driving the current lavender scare

I would love to be part of the conversation on MSNBC related to the Kimmel story and it's chilling effects on first amendment, but unfortunately I was terminated by MSNBC for stating that "hateful thoughts lead to hateful words which lead to hateful actions".

CC: Brian Kilmeade

I also feel stressed and one of the things I’d recommend is intentionally building trusting supportive relationships with another human being where both parties can support each other through the highs and lows of life. And if not that I’d recommend getting into the saxophone

Brian Kilmeade endorses euthanizing homeless people: "Involuntary lethal injection, or something. Just kill them."

seems way more disrespectful to Charlie Kirk to completely bungle the case and let the guy who killed him escape than posting an uncouth hot take online imo

You guys put podcast hosts in charge of the FBI and fired all the competent agents because you thought they were woke.

we’re going to have to throw a lot of people in jail after all this is over

IMO many Americans don't even buy guns for personal protection or to defend themselves against a tyrannical government. They simply have a shopping addiction

if a human being was caught talking with a minor about suicide this way they'd face criminal charges

maybe my least favorite genre of reply right now is the one on every "Dems should do X when they regain power" post that goes something like "ha ha, like they'll ever regain power again you rube" okay, so... we just give up? is that the plan? deeply annoying

honestly "the chatbots are essentially the fae" would probably be better for normies as a mental model

56 Years Ago Today:

really interesting that the vice president cites as a key intellectual influence a guy who thinks black people are natural slaves

“In Cell 15, Plaintiff Abrego Garcia and 20 other Salvadorans were forced to kneel from approximately 9:00 PM to 6:00 AM, with guards striking anyone who fell from exhaustion. During this time, Plaintiff Abrego Garcia was denied bathroom access and soiled himself…”

they ask politicians like Mamdani if they are communists but they never ask anyone if they are a fascist and that's all you really need to know

“Special thanks to our sponsor: Coinbase”

@cnn.com reporter showing LAPD's spent munitions and claims *protesters* are shooting them at police

Absolutely bonkers — Joni Ernst doubles down on her “we are all gonna die” defense of Medicaid cuts while walking through a cemetery

GOP Sen. Joni Ernst responds to voters saying that cutting Medicaid will kill them: “Well, we all are going to die.”

Holy shit

tesla is a terrorist organization

Kristi Noem has been working with the producer of “Duck Dynasty” to pitch a reality TV show—titled “The American”—where immigrants will compete in a string of challenges across the country “for the honor of fast-tracking their way to U.S. citizenship,” according to a new report.

As part of the red-carpet treatment, Saudi officials arranged for a fully operational mobile McDonald’s unit to accompany President Trump during his stay. According to local reports, the unit was set up near the Saudi Royal Court.

Spotted on 4th Ave. in Brooklyn

Calling my very religious mom to tell her that CBS News said the cardinals are rawdogging

I made a silent puppet film about Godzilla vs. Paul Bunyan. (thank you to @iamchubbybunny.bsky.social for Japanese translations and @okaywolf.ink for clanky piano!!)

I don’t know man, what could it possibly be?

I know it is a remarkable shift but we sometimes have to take a step back and remember Donald Trump’s message was literally “you will soon be part of America, no I am not joking”, this wasn’t him barfing on Justin Trudeau or something he literally wants their country

IMPORTANT CALL TO ACTION: We NEED folks to make public comment on a pending action via the Election Assistance Commission's Standards Board. They are only taking comments until MIDNIGHT ET TONIGHT. The changes would strip us of the ability to register to vote without photo IDs proving citizenship.

Van Hollen details why he thinks the government of El Salvador is making a huge mistake in turning itself into a concentration camp for Trump

American exceptionalism is electing a pariah government so repugnant that it tanks the electoral prospects of aligned right wing governments across the entire anglosphere

important context about the concentration camps in el salvador: