To be honest they should be rolling the Wagon Wheel around the field like a child with a toy.

Kent State went 1-23 over the last two years. Now they're 4-6 and planting the Wagon Wheel on Akron's field. Heck of a year.

complete fucking losers. just fucking retire if you're this pathetic

Babe u left ur bike unlocked again 😭

he is actually just peddling sci fi that he has heard about from other people as if it were a near future reality. that's it, that's the schtick. he is effectively the head of a weird religion because of this

this fact mentioned to emphasize how extremely obvious it is that elon has never actually read the books

also in the culture almost literally everyone is trans by current standards. changing your gender is easy and it's weird if you've never done it.

i cannot emphasize enough that this is how the society in The Culture novels, which he claims are his favorite but probably only heard about from Grimes, deals with murderers. it is an anarchist utopia in the far future

in a long life filled with saying stupid shit this is may be the stupidest shit he's ever said

We could have had it all

I forgot to post the best part about this frog and here it is: BRO HAS CHEEEEEKS

California alone produces a third of all the food America eats. So this is a lie. But let’s break down the food produced by the red states: Guess what percent is harvested by people from Latin America?

Can’t take him anywhere

Socialism... but for nationalists! I wonder if anyone's ever came up with a term for this kind of blood-and-soil right wing ideas?

Thanos couldn’t snap me up fast enough if she said this about me

incredibly funny that Joyce Carol Oates owned Musk so hard he's started trying to post like a regular person with normal interests

“Rather than taking over the Democratic Party the same way the right took over the Republican Party, we should take the easier route and just start up a new party ourselves!” I’m about to fill my pockets with stones and walk into the sea.

The Giants are going to keep Schoen and 100% going to make a push for Belichick in his old useless creepy perv era and most of this fanbase will actually want that and I'm so tired, boss

None of this is my fault, don’t doom in my mentions, don’t be a bitch, kick the shit out of everyone in our way until you see daylight, hope this helps

Pats win but here's that play where TreVeyon Henderson looked to the Pats sideline to see if he should score or go down

unfortunately common occurrence

the video version is honestly great, Bruninha is STRUGGLING in this cold and Esther has zero interest in any human movement

"The Revenant" (2015)

I still absolutely cannot believe Omar Cooper's *left* foot is the one that touched ground first on this catch.

Why would anyone want to make up a dumb thing Sean Duffy said when the actual Sean Duffy says actual stupid shit at all times

This is a parody account. This is not a real quote. Stop sharing it. And if you say, "well, it's ok because it might as well be real," I will block you.

based

It's not even weird it's a "were you born before 1986" checklist. I'm a millennial and I score 0 points.

Kirk Ferentz is so mad but so aroused rn

“woke” is when you acknowledge that black people have contributed to the united states

We've spent years and years snd years litigating "wokeness" and "critical race theory" and "DEI" and "political correctness" and spilling untold gallons of ink explaining how complicated and nuanced it is, and it always seems to turn out to be exactly what you'd expect.

See, this is true and correct and there's at least a 30% chance that the DHS Twitter account will release a mocking video about him specifically. These people live for cruelty and the pain it causes, and we have to destroy them.

That interest rate is pure insane evil. Get the Girllitine.

it's turning people green

マルシルちゃん！

get rid of qualified immunity and you will quickly break law enforcement that doesn’t know or can’t be bothered to learn the law and civil rights

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a couple years ago i contracted with one of subway's ad agencies for a small rotating sandwiches collab that ultimately they decided not to publish and i never did anything with. today feels like a good day to post one of them. here's my favorite subway sandwich, the veggie delight

The two inevitable technologies that VC ends up reinventing are phrenology and the bus.

Evergreen

remember kids: if you work hard and *really* fuck things up, a pack of cultish dopes will happily throw money at you anyway

lol

Complete list of every player in MLB history to have 52+ home runs, 18+ stolen bases, and 4+ triples in one regular season: Shohei Ohtani in 2024 (54 HR, 59 SB, 7 3B) Shohei Ohtani in 2025 (55 HR, 20 SB, 9 3B)

Bad AI supplanting human expertise is an issue that transcends any one field, but man—not many people on earth whose knowledge and dedication deserves respect like LIBRARIANS.