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I'm not gonna go into the wheeling and dealing that was done, but I convinced my husband to watch the summer I turned pretty. His questions during and after the first episode: Β°is that the third corner of the love triangle? (Re Jeremiah) Β°is something supernatural going to happen?
about 1 hour ago
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I love when a piece of pop culture weasels its way in and stays on my mind. It happens less frequently these days. I've found myself returning to Belly and Conrad in Paris a lot since Wednesday πΆI bought this dress so you could take it offπΆ
2 days ago
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Aldi finds that go hard.
2 days ago
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What happened to us? We used to know everything Pete Davidson was up to but his girlfriend has been pregnant for months and I'm just finding out.
2 days ago
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I made a new friend, in real life, as an adult πππ
3 days ago
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My sister and I having quite a "sister stuff" fall. First a trip to see Rilo Kiley, endless discussions about Summer I Turned Pretty (but I need her to catch up omg) and now tickets to Release Party of a Showgirl. Now we just need to figure out when to see the JAW Springsteen movie π
3 days ago
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I like Vinny a good deal but also omg how does he have these two hot girls fighting and crying over him. It's not exactly a romantic love triangle but it's in the same ballpark.
#bb27
4 days ago
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I don't think every show is successful at bringing their teen characters into adulthood but I think The Summer I Turned Pretty handled this incredibly well, particularly when it came to Being Sexy
4 days ago
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For days I've been saying to my husband "I have a big TV night on Wednesday." First up, the series finale of The Summer I Turned Pretty, followed by a two hour episode of Big Brother. Getting old and boring rules honestly
5 days ago
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Does anyone besides me and my bestie remember this movie? Sometimes I think we're the only one who saw it
7 days ago
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God the CBS red carpet correspondents are so awkward. These are rough
8 days ago
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Quite a few years late to this but I'm watching letterkenny for the first time.
8 days ago
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We are VERY CLOSE for Weird Al lmao
9 days ago
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Happy 20th Anniversary, boys.
9 days ago
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I'm in Pittsburgh, bitches
11 days ago
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The number one most comfortable position.
11 days ago
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Oh wow, I thought Jeremiah sucked but now he somehow is worse than his shitty dad! Flames on the side of my face I hate this guy. This post is about the summer I turned pretty.
12 days ago
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Does anyone have luck with auto ship? I can never predict the timing and just got shipped a bag of cat food I won't need for awhile. It's fake convenience! The only thing it's good for is Brita filters.
13 days ago
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I just can't get enough weird Facebook group posts. I love being suggested something totally bonkers and diving into a niche community. Lately it's been these "I do not care" groups.
14 days ago
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All of the songs in Sing Street. The biggest earworms I've ever heard. Just thinking about it will get them stuck there. If you're unfamiliar, here's one.
youtu.be/MlTsYqUKWoY?...
add a skeleton here at some point
14 days ago
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The stupidest argument me and my husband have had today is that he insists we've watched ace Ventura together. I say we absolutely have not watched ace Ventura together. This is a no winners disagreement.
15 days ago
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These are incredibly basic answers but I have deep personal connections to both of them. ROMEO AND JULIET made me want to try acting; getting cast as Puck in A MIDSUMMER NIGHT'S DREAM when I was a freshman in high school was a life changing, rewarding experience.
add a skeleton here at some point
15 days ago
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I saw a little guy today.
16 days ago
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I somehow feel more comfortable posting in jest about, like, my various neuroses and personal problems than I do about my often bad, corny taste. It is some learned reaction because of The Internet
17 days ago
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The time comes in any marriage where you have to explain to your husband that there's a difference between "French bread" and a "baguette."
19 days ago
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The Emerald Fennell stan has logged on. Reminder that I wrote an entire romance novel inspired by Jacob Elordi before anyone legit was paying attention to him!!!!
19 days ago
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My bestie's dad is taking a solo trip to Tanzania and his luggage got lost somewhere en route so now he's in Africa with no luggage and folks, this is why it pays to never go anywhere or do anything π
19 days ago
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The Port of Cleveland has a new CEO and unfortunately his name is Jeff Epstein.
19 days ago
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I just saw a deranged anti-fentanyl (?) commercial. To be clear, it's not deranged for being anti-fentanyl but the content of the commercial (which mentioned tr*mp somewhere along the way) was so bizarre I thought it was a joke
20 days ago
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Aldi's apple pie bites topped with target's salted maple pecan ice cream
20 days ago
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Stuff I'm watching rn: Big Brother 27, Upload s1, Scrubs S1, Platonic s2, the Stand (2020), survivor s18. Always a lot, something for every mood
20 days ago
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"the news isn't great" says entertainment weekly
20 days ago
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Me, every 5 minutes to one pet or another: what are you eating off the ground?!
20 days ago
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I came home to wfh this afternoon mostly because I feel vaguely off / bad / sick but a little bit because I want to be online at 2 pm.
20 days ago
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They got Frank Darabont to direct an episode of Stranger Things 5????? Incredible.
21 days ago
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Here's a snapshot of the playlist my sister and I are making for our road trip to see Rilo Kiley (no RK included cuz that's a separate playlist)
22 days ago
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It's been a fun time looking online after watching a movie and having to figure out why everyone is talking about Giuliani.
22 days ago
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Without fail, if a Cat Stevens song starts playing in a movie, I will immediately tear up.
23 days ago
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Is Apple+ burying Platonic? It's one of the funniest shows on TV right now, is in the middle of its second season run, and it was NOWHERE on the home screen
24 days ago
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Hot honey is fine but I'm not sure I need hot honey everything. Hot honey Mac and cheese? Why
24 days ago
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I'm listening to Sabrina carpenters new album and like is this a bit. It's making me laugh a lot but I have no idea if it's supposed to. The concept seems to be "my man is so fucking stupid and awful and that makes me hot" I'm not even dissing it, I kind of respect it
24 days ago
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Me: I think they're gonna move here. Husband: I hope not. Me: They were already looking at houses. Supposedly. Husband: Great. NOW we're gonna have a Taylor Swift-based economy. We can't keep doing this.
27 days ago
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27 days ago
This is a huge setback in my plan to marry Taylor Swift and/or Travis Kelce.
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I kind of hoped she'd never get married but to a nice Cleveland boy?? My heart is warm. π§‘
27 days ago
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Our kitchen is very small and we were desperate for more storage. We never sit at our table so we decided to replace it with a tool chest. I am so happy this looks so cool.
28 days ago
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Another, very different, pet emergency. Roxanne the dog seemed to find a tick nest at the park and came home covered in seed ticks.
28 days ago
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I have to admit something shameful. I waited 5 years to watch that new CBS adaptation of The Stand that no one seemed to like and....I'm really enjoying it.
30 days ago
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It's Family Outing Day. We stopped to see the new Superman statue on the way to the Rock Hall.
about 1 month ago
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NGL they really sold me on this litter scooper.
about 1 month ago
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My new therapist is a goth girl with an MCR tattoo who ALSO got married on Halloween.
about 1 month ago
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