I'm drinking the Bios Crash slurpee I hope it crashes my bios I hope I blue screen

kill the cop inside your mind but keep the tiny osha inspector there, they do good work

Inside you there are two wolves. One is active, the other one is on hot standby and becomes active if the first one fails or is taken down for maintenance. Add more wolves as necessary for increased redundancy load balancing. A quorum badger can be added for environments with multiple active wolves.

Stripe Link and Shop Pay aren't doing me a service if I have to get a login code every time I make a purchase. I already have a password manager that can autofill my credit card: if you want to be faster you need to authenticate with Passkeys, otherwise please get out of the way. You add friction.

Faggot #2163

"I used to chase squirrels" - @handle.invalid

We are SO back!

I think too many people have gotten comfy with the idea that the Internet never forgets: it does forget, large amounts of info, alarmingly frequently. Sometimes via bankruptcy and feletionz, sometimes through malice like we're seeing with government sites and datasets right now. Backup everything

chin up, don't bet on sinking ships because they'll turn ur chips to trash. uv got to set ur sights and hopes on setting not to crash! the truth can seem quite bleak if you don't make your plans unfurl, but I would not let that mar my opinion of the world

Smooch time! >:9

Ok, hear me out- a performance of cats the musical, but they're all in the cars universe and it's performed by cars in catsuits.

I really wanna go back to Bristol, the vibes there were kinda amazing.

Bark! I'm a dog!

Re: Party City bankruptcy. I don't understand why banks keep lending to companies taken over by private equity if they keep escaping with profit and leaving them with huge liabilities owed by these bankrupt entities. This just seems like a huge failure of capitalism that it keeps reoccuring

headpat a furry today

lmao why does x feel as bad as linkedin now in terms of ai shitposts

Bank of America's phone system is genuinely awful and just hung up on me for not picking one of the options (none of the options were relevent and I needed to talk to a human). I'm just gonna close the card now.

one for the money, two for the show, three to get my hands on the marshmellows. one for the lovely, two for the pone, three to get ready and four to go. one for the money, two for the show, three to get my hands on the marshmellows. one for the lovely, two for the pone, three to get ready and four t

This is not surprising at all given how often I had the dumbass of the century album on loop. @spott.bsky.social is based.

Why do we call them 'ugly holiday sweaters'? I think a lot of them are actually really cute

can someone else be strong for me today? just woke up and i'm still super tired. = ~ =

I really don't understand why people prefer slot machines when rhythm games exist.

Nostalgic curiosity ✨ #mlp

reassurance from local bug! 🦋 remember that your value is in more than numbers 🌈 remember that everything is not a competition ✨ remember that a lot of us with creative careers are nervous at the prospect of "starting over" 🌼 we have the opportunity to build a super supportive community together!

🍏 ROTTEN RIGHT TO THE CORE 🍏 #mlp

u, and i cannot emphasize this enough, wu

I HAVE BLUESKY NOW! this makes me happy, i can finally not use the dumb elon musk thing.