This is officially a Yuto-Ice fan account now. We Stan Yuto over here.

The tiniest of gripes: I wish Danielson had mentioned his strap match was against Ricky Starks. Don’t pretend the guy doesn’t exist just because he’s not there any more. That’s what they do over there, I don’t want it for AEW. #AEWDynamite

So ready for Ospreay to be back, man. #AEWDynamite

As the current most beautiful bald bastard in the world I would be okay relinquishing my title to Toni Storm #AEW #AEWDynamite

This match is such a microcosm for AEW. A 27 year old no one really had their eye on 3 years ago and a 40 year old clearly ready to do the most inspired work of his career and Tony Kahn understanding the Sickos will love it. #AEW #AEWDynamite

Ciampa hasn’t had a bad match in AEW yet and it does not seem like he’s starting tonight. #AEW #AEWDynamite

Kenny and Swerve is a TV MATCH!? We are so spoiled, man. #AEWDynamite #AEW

Either of these teams against Jet Set Rodeo would be a-okay with me. #AEW #AEWDynamite

Kenny saw that series of matches Swerve had with Hangman and said ‘hold my milk’. Swerve vs Kenny lights out? #AEW #AEWDynamite

Kenny and Swerve is a legit MOTY contender. #AEW #AEWDynamite

Words can’t describe how ready I am for graps tonight #AEWDynamite

Right after Louise Marsh’s folks put in a jacuze 💔

Thinking of sneaking out of bed at 2AM to watch a Yuto-Ice & Oskar match. Slept on Tag Team rn. Those dudes are great #njpw

Me walking into Book Club tonight with a pocket full of hot takes.

BAD BUNNY THE PROFESSIONAL WRESTLER?

BREAKING: Bulls trade Michael Jordan statue outside the United Center for a 2nd Round Pick.

Kenny and Andrade main Evented a Triplemania for the Mega Belt 4 and a half years ago. Now we get this match on a random Dynamite. We’re so spoiled, man. #AEW #AEWDynamite #Wrestlesky

Dang. Not his tiny balls. #AEWDynamite #Wrestlesky #AEW

REAL curious how Hangman fits into the title picture. Winner of Andrade and Omega vs Hangman in Australia? #AEWDynamite #Wrestlesky #AEW

The AEW Theater set-up is sooo under rated. Adds so much. Less arenas in 2026 and more theaters, please. #AEWDynamite #AEW

There are so few problems in life that a Sprite Zero and #AEWDynamite can’t fix.

Bears ❤️ The best season of my life. So proud of my team.

Bluesky going to work over on Twitter

Deluxe pack EX being turned back on in TCG Pocket bout to wreck my hour glass stash

#AEWDynamite and a Mick Herron Novel. A chef’s kiss of a Wednesday night. Exactly what I needed.

Slightly diminish a game. Fender Bender Bandicoot

i just watched this video and the fact that they believe this to be exculpatory is genuinely insane

Set a goal to read 52 books in 2025 and finished book #52 this weekend. A great journey ❤️

Best World Series of all time?

Why would anyone do drugs when you could just catch a shiny Pokemon.

Another perfect Bluesky exchange

Saw credits on Pokemon Legends Z-A. I get that it’s not for everyone but I really enjoyed it. Plenty to do in the postgame now and might fuck around and get this shiny charm.

> Apologizing silently to the folks behind me in the Burger King drive-thru that my mom took Tylenol when she was pregnant with me and that’s why I’ve been explaining the differences between Japanese and American Pro Wrestling to the guy in the window. (The line is long)

I had a dream last night that they remade Conker’s Bad Fur Day and called it ‘Conker? I Barely Know Her’

Spending my weekend here if anyone needs me.

I love using my McDonald’s points for free food but could do without the ‘Yeah, you like them chicken nuggets don’t you, you fat bitch’ email that follows.

Something something blood of Christ shot of malort idk you write the joke I’ve got a lot going on.

I'm mostly indifferent to CM Punk at this point, but I do think that CM Punk, known job quitter, more or less saying in an interview this week "people think the company I work for is bad, but what am I supposed to do, quit my job???????" is pretty funny. Real voice of the voiceless there.

One of the most underrated parts of living with a woman is that if you ever accidentally drop the shampoo bottle in the shower, she’s coming through the wall like B. A Baracus to make sure that wasn’t your cranium.

If you don’t know anything about golf and you bet on The Masters you gotta call the number, right?

I don't want to say the Schumer optics are bad but Gavin Newsom just invited him on his podcast.

Dear Taco Bell, I love you. I’ve supported you your whole career but my mobile order is between me and my God. Stop displaying my total on the drive-through screen in stunning HD for the world to see. Xoxo

What are the rules for playing Pokemon Go at a Wake? Frowned upon or would the deceased understand that I wanna be the very best like no one ever was?

Posted this 11 years ago today and just rewatched this match (2.17 Raw From Chicago). It is a very fun match but it’s crazy that on any given Wednesday or Saturday you might see 2 matches better than this. Really easy to forget how spoiled we are to have great matches basically on tap.

Kendrick Lamar deserves to win the very first Nobel Hate Prize

Jalen Hurts is playing like he wants to personally host ‘Where Colin was wrong’.

Just sort of feels like it’s Josh Allen’s turn. Feels like an 06-07 Peyton Manning year, but what do I know.

their view is that high status jobs ought to belong to white men, who exist at the top of a natural hierarchy

If Nissin Hot & Spicy Sizzlin’ Rich Pork has no fans- then I am dead.