Me walking into Book Club tonight with a pocket full of hot takes.

BAD BUNNY THE PROFESSIONAL WRESTLER?

BREAKING: Bulls trade Michael Jordan statue outside the United Center for a 2nd Round Pick.

Kenny and Andrade main Evented a Triplemania for the Mega Belt 4 and a half years ago. Now we get this match on a random Dynamite. We’re so spoiled, man. #AEW #AEWDynamite #Wrestlesky

Dang. Not his tiny balls. #AEWDynamite #Wrestlesky #AEW

REAL curious how Hangman fits into the title picture. Winner of Andrade and Omega vs Hangman in Australia? #AEWDynamite #Wrestlesky #AEW

The AEW Theater set-up is sooo under rated. Adds so much. Less arenas in 2026 and more theaters, please. #AEWDynamite #AEW

There are so few problems in life that a Sprite Zero and #AEWDynamite can’t fix.

Bears ❤️ The best season of my life. So proud of my team.

Bluesky going to work over on Twitter

Deluxe pack EX being turned back on in TCG Pocket bout to wreck my hour glass stash

#AEWDynamite and a Mick Herron Novel. A chef’s kiss of a Wednesday night. Exactly what I needed.

Slightly diminish a game. Fender Bender Bandicoot

i just watched this video and the fact that they believe this to be exculpatory is genuinely insane

Set a goal to read 52 books in 2025 and finished book #52 this weekend. A great journey ❤️

Best World Series of all time?

Why would anyone do drugs when you could just catch a shiny Pokemon.

Another perfect Bluesky exchange

Saw credits on Pokemon Legends Z-A. I get that it’s not for everyone but I really enjoyed it. Plenty to do in the postgame now and might fuck around and get this shiny charm.

> Apologizing silently to the folks behind me in the Burger King drive-thru that my mom took Tylenol when she was pregnant with me and that’s why I’ve been explaining the differences between Japanese and American Pro Wrestling to the guy in the window. (The line is long)

I had a dream last night that they remade Conker’s Bad Fur Day and called it ‘Conker? I Barely Know Her’

Spending my weekend here if anyone needs me.

I love using my McDonald’s points for free food but could do without the ‘Yeah, you like them chicken nuggets don’t you, you fat bitch’ email that follows.

Something something blood of Christ shot of malort idk you write the joke I’ve got a lot going on.

I'm mostly indifferent to CM Punk at this point, but I do think that CM Punk, known job quitter, more or less saying in an interview this week "people think the company I work for is bad, but what am I supposed to do, quit my job???????" is pretty funny. Real voice of the voiceless there.

One of the most underrated parts of living with a woman is that if you ever accidentally drop the shampoo bottle in the shower, she’s coming through the wall like B. A Baracus to make sure that wasn’t your cranium.

If you don’t know anything about golf and you bet on The Masters you gotta call the number, right?

I don't want to say the Schumer optics are bad but Gavin Newsom just invited him on his podcast.

Dear Taco Bell, I love you. I’ve supported you your whole career but my mobile order is between me and my God. Stop displaying my total on the drive-through screen in stunning HD for the world to see. Xoxo

What are the rules for playing Pokemon Go at a Wake? Frowned upon or would the deceased understand that I wanna be the very best like no one ever was?

Posted this 11 years ago today and just rewatched this match (2.17 Raw From Chicago). It is a very fun match but it’s crazy that on any given Wednesday or Saturday you might see 2 matches better than this. Really easy to forget how spoiled we are to have great matches basically on tap.

Kendrick Lamar deserves to win the very first Nobel Hate Prize

Jalen Hurts is playing like he wants to personally host ‘Where Colin was wrong’.

Just sort of feels like it’s Josh Allen’s turn. Feels like an 06-07 Peyton Manning year, but what do I know.

their view is that high status jobs ought to belong to white men, who exist at the top of a natural hierarchy

If Nissin Hot & Spicy Sizzlin’ Rich Pork has no fans- then I am dead.

In 15 years we’ll watch this gauntlet and realize how spoiled we were with this roster at this time.

Insane opener. Could watch Osprey wrestle Buddy forever.

Bears ❤️

Having a big DOOM (2016) resurgence this weekend.

I cannot overstate how much I need a Bears win tonight.

Microsoft Outlook think I’m gonna be busy next Thursday on One Half.

All ready for the big guy. Merry Christmas ya filthy animals.

Watched Anora a few nights ago and can’t stop thinking about it.

Nothing better than watching Darby Allen matches with my wife. Gasping and yelling like there’s a man with a gun in the window.

God dammit, I love Bandito.

We don’t talk enough about how PAC is one of the best wrestlers in the world.

BREAKING: CEO shooter Luigi Mangione once participated in a ritual game where participants slowly hanged a man by guessing the letters of a secret word

With each passing day I grow closer and closer to becoming a holler back girl.