Early voting is a thing. For now. Get up off yer holes and get it done. If you can. Unless you’re a MAGAt. You can fuck off into the sun.

This might be incredibly niche but I heard my first ‘RIBBIT’ on Guard.

Caught a sunrise today. Promptly told it to do one. OBVIOUSLY.

Circumstances forced me to break the glass case on my ‘Last Officer’ last week. You may remember him “ I’m Going To Leave The Oil Cap Unsecured And Lie About It”. For the first time in over 20 years of flying I had to tell another pilot (in flight now-not pub or bordello) to shut the fuck up.

Catherine Connelly locked up those Nippers and threw away the key. #SmearTheBejaysus #Spéirghorm

Not that I believe anything put out by the Ministries of Truth and Love but wouldn’t this technically be a DE-ICE measure?

Bowling shoes all over the place today.

Gothson II told me his friends don’t know his real birthday. So when he wants to do something/go somewhere he bullies them into it by saying it’s his b-day. They haven’t twigged it yet. That says more about their weed/beer addled wits tbh. It’s still diabolical though. *Sniff* So proud.

Isn’t Kash Patel some fuckin’ dose altogether? Away and pelt shite at yerself.

Fuck me. Someone just brassed up my building. Sounded like about a dozen rounds fired in quick succession. Probably 9mm. Hordes of filth all over the place. Crime scene tape being used in large quantities.

Stay thirsty (for fash blood) my fiends.

This Swan Lake marathon on Fox is QUITE the surprise!

The Piss Eagle rises!

I have an ancient bottle of virgin AB- on standby for when that rancid ratfucker croaks. I hope the cunt dies roaring. It would only be the start but still worth celebrating.

I saw ’Jaws’ last night on the big screen ( a cinema, like. Not some gowl with a big telly) and it was like I’d never seen it before. In some ways I hadn’t. There IS a magic to it.

Walloping the donkeys and confounding ATC this morning.

#Speirghorm #Speirgorm or however it’s spelled this week. Some of the elders may remember these. Cashier at a San Francisco book store (where it was taped up behind the register) just gave it to me and said I’d ‘appreciate it more’.

Got myself an anti-fash carb-ine.

That’s a fair size bridge now.

Right so #Speirghorm. Does anyone know who yer man is? Dub now living in Wicklow with superhuman hearing because he heard me say “ Grand so” all the way across a HEAVING San Francisco dive bar on Friday night. Top class Gaeyl-dar operator there .

JD has only got one ball! Hegseth’s are very, very small, Miller has something similar, I’m only joking, they’ve no balls at all! * To the tune of “Colonel Bogey March”

I can now see fucking radio waves and hear Braille.

Even the bins in Norfolk have that 1,000 yard stare.

Navy town.

I’m completely serious when I say there’s a nuclear powered aircraft carrier doing doughnuts outside my hotel room right now.

Have half a mind to make a Palatine Action t-shirt and go for a stroll in London. Just to see what the Tans have against German speaking Protestants planted in Ireland.

“La-da-da-da-da I'm gonna bury you in the ground La-da-da-da-da I'm gonna bury you with my sound I'm gonna, drink the red From your pretty pink face I'm gonna…”

One for the #Speirghorm archives. Yellow (pack) scutters guaranteed.

Gothson III, the baby, is leaving for college today. We’re helping him move into his dorm and it’s being turned into a family road trip with Gothsons I and II joining in. A lot of thoughts are simmering atop my so called mind right now. Chief amongst them being “ About fucking time.” OBVIOUSLY

Ready use ammo. PURE MAD LIMERICK SOVIET VIBES IN WASHINGTON TONIGHT!

To to barricades, Comrades!

Half star out of 5. Seriously disappointed with the total lack of Boynes in this river. I mean, more fool me to get hopes up I suppose. I just imagined this river to be teeming with squadrons of Boynes, HEAPS of them. I came a long way to be disappointed. At this point I’d settle for just one.

Ghost of cybertruck past. With apologies to the shade of John DeLorean.

I would like to take this opportunity to announce that I will NOT be having a go at the Irish presidential race. I gave it a serious mulling over now, mind. Between putting out the bins and..er..going back inside. #Speirghorm

Not wanting to be on the back foot at being fuckbakes I see the Collisons have joined the list of absolute shit gibbons I’d like to see catapulted into the sun. The only stripe I want to see is the broad yellow one on their backs as they get the pillory before launch.

Greenbank Observatory w/Gothsons II and III and we were reduced to this. There’s absolutely no digital photography or mobile use allowed inside the fence and the entire site lies inside the National Radio Quiet Zone. I had to teach them (18 and 20) how to use it. Their gasts were flabbered.

Fucking Israel. How can they not see the whirlwind they are sowing?

I see Retirement Homelander Dean Cain has applied for a job with ICE. Those work for medicaid requirements are ROUGH.

U.S. Betrayal Force.

Sometimes, the humans connect the dots properly. Then there’s this. Satan love them for the effort though. The colour choice for ‘ Fenian’ is inspired.

If the Texas Democrats need to avoid law enforcement entanglements all they have to do is hole up in an elementary school.

Feeling a tad horny today.

It is August. I shall now become spiritually French. I may return to the office in September. Or not. Not to worry though. I give all work emails and calls a very stiff ignoring year round.

OK. So hear me out…

Hello, I’m a pilot in a film and this better be a blockbuster because I need to tell as many people as possible I’m a pilot.

Self loading/unloading freight doing a choo choo. *Smirks*

Some community defence this morning. I am a community. Of one. Well defended mind. Some Slowmo-sexual action with the Gay-R-15 and the GayK-47. I despise the AR platform (STAND FAST gun freaks. I do NOT give a solitary fuck about your opinion) but this old school M16 clone was acceptable.

Slo-mosexual on the Gay-rand. Last one. I promise. Unless you fiends want to see more of my fuckery.

Putting the ‘Gay’ into Gay-rand this afternoon.