White people need to stop dressing up as Jynx, it is not okay. (This one actually works in our universe too)

Smash two movies together: Indiana Jones and The Last Temptation of Christ

Look, you can go up the stairs much faster using 4 limbs. It's twice the number of limbs! It's just science.

What's the opposite of Death Note? So live over death obviously. And I guess that opposite of a note is something ephemeral that is ongoing. So clearly the opposite of Death Note is Live Stream.

Call me Zarathustra the way I spoke

I relate a lot with ghosts. A lot of people don't believe in me either.

There is no humanity without the T. Trans people always have been, and always will be, a vital part of our species. Anyone who denies that is trying to narrow what it means to be human in order to exploit all of us.

My partner just now: My thighs hurt. Turn around.

Gabriel's Horn. It has infinite surface area, so a single piece could absorb all potential pasta sauces in the universe. I guess that could be an argument for it being the best shape, but imagine every single pasta sauce mingling in one dish. en.m.wikipedia.org/wiki/Gabriel...

A Double Windsor? In this economy??

I move various liquids from one container to another, but very slowly.

See the thing about the One Ring is it can corrupt good intentions just as easily as evil intentions. That's why the Hobbits are able to carry it better than most, because their desires are simple and don't require great power to achieve.

It's FRIDAY

Even if you don't do game dev I highly recommend keeping an eye on this! Lots of fun and unique games are constantly coming out of Pig Squad!

Also, Mastermind fucking slaps. Great game.

Babe pause the hentai, there's a new Game Grumps!

Post a meme made by you

My reach is small, but if you're an EU citizen you should really check out www.stopkillinggames.com

Remake a movie with Shrek and make it better 500 Days of Shrek

For some reason I can't quite put my finger on this snack is resonating with me...

My dad worked on a famous project while a documentary was being made. He didn't want to be in the documentary. Whenever a camera was pointed at him he started saying deranged stuff about Disney and Marvel properties so they couldn't use any of the footage.

90's PSA voice: Being gay doesn't make you mentally ill! [Does a sweet kickflip] It makes you siiiick! [Skateboards away]