I would kill for some chips

I heard murmurings of a prison riot, think I might stick to my cell for the foreseeable future

I was moved to a single cell after Simon’s acquittal, I’m not complaining cause I prefer keeping to myself but man I miss that grump

Obviously, we should probably all have therapy in here Since that‘s not happening, we trauma dump on one another and whoever has the most fucked up experience to share gets to sit at the only clean table for dinner

My last hairtie is gone. I own like three things in this place and they always go missing. I'm going to lose myself soon I swear

Wow I love getting random panic attacks when I'm not in my cell very fun

When you ask someone what the worst thing about prison is and they don't say 'the showers' they're lying to you

My old man was killed and I don't even get to enjoy it cause everybody thinks it was me. 🙄

"I've come to learn the actually dangerous people in here are the ones that aren't bragging about everything..."

"It‘s like 'I killed a guy' which hello, a lot of people here have, is that supposed to sound scary?"

The guy that occupies Si‘s old cell now is so boring. Ooo you’re so dangerous, I‘m literally shaking.

My current scheme is to befriend the cafeteria people and see if they give me any treats if I look sad enough

The guy in the cell opposite of mine has the voice of an angel, he sings really beautifully Apparently he also killed three people so that‘s something

"You‘re the best, thank you~"

"Oh my god yes please"

Sure let me just grab a knife real quick

"I‘m not really in the mood for sweets. Something spicy would be better."

I fear the condition 'has a uterus' is not something doctors take very seriously

"A hot-water bottle would be divine, but something tells me that‘s not exactly among the list of acceptable gifts in here…"

I don’t know if you can actually die from cramps but I might be the first victim

Uuuugh I‘m dying. This time for real

I wouldn't consider myself that small but I feel like everyone in this prison towers over me 😒

"Oh, you know I am just teasing you. You were never able to hide that protective side of yours... I could see right into your heart since the very start."

"Aw, Simon, don’t tell me you are worried about me?"

"Forgot is a funny word in this context. I'm working on my bikini body! Nah I'm kidding, I'm just having a tough time with the food they're serving. It's either disgusting or my body just doesn't agree with it."

"Well, I am no longer wheezing, so better, I suppose. I also lost like ten pounds though, so that's fun."

"Did you expect them to?"

I had an allergic reaction to lunch and they told me to deal with it 🙄 Alright leave me to weeze who even cares

Screws with my head every time I see my so-called father across the cafeteria He doesn't even have a clue who I am, isn't that funny

I got new clothes and they’re not half bad. The fabric‘s pretty soft It’s a good thing I look so good in stripes 😁

Whenever Simon visits me I tell him to go commit a crime so we can hang out again

My god I am so touch-starved it’s not even funny anymore

I know I shouldn‘t mouth off at fellow inmates with violent track records, but they make it so damn easy it‘s hard to resist

My mattress is thinner than paper and I am too bony to compensate it, if only I had a soft, broad guy to lie on instead 😒

Kinda wish Bronco was here.

Every morning, there is a little bird by my window singing a sweet little song. I don’t know if it‘s won any bird hearts yet, but it certainly won mine.

I wish I had some music to listen to

Most of the people that ruined my life share this 24/7 all-inclusive penitentiary with me and I‘m supposed to stay sane in here 🥴 Wish I could at least give them these damn cramps

// Let‘s try this

If I die, tell my father… Fuck you

"Certainly. Simon's... Let's just say among a lot of the people here, I don't dislike him as much." Simeon wrapped his hair around their finger. "Maybe you'll bring your chess set, too. Could be fun."

"Let me know what you think when you do. I can fill in some blanks once you're familiar with it."

"Good, good. You might want to do that sooner rather than later. Or it could be too late for him."

// Let‘s try this

'You can't' has do be my least favorite phrase ever 😒

"Mmh, that‘s the one. I can tell you stories about the guards in this place, but he… He‘s been here far longer. And maybe you can find it in yourself to care for him, if not for me."

"Well, put a priority on this, then. Ask Simon why, if you need details. Although you might have to prod a bit, he‘s not the type to talk openly about these things."

Simeon watched Miles skeptically, but decided to take him at his word. He‘d yet to prove them wrong, at least. "So… If you have influence. Why has nothing changed?"

For the first time, Simeon seems out of his depth. He clenched his jaw. "…Ah. The role Excelsius Winner once occupied? Yes… That seems to come with a lot of… Power..."

// I wanna post the starter thingie but I think I‘m gonna adapt it a bit cause a couple of things don’t really work rn