BBC journo making the schoolboy error in this article of comparing times swum clean and times swum dirty. Basically, every winning swim at this event will be a new fastest dirty swim. And nothing more than that. www.bbc.co.uk/sport/articl...

Spurs fans when they discover how many players #lufc will be missing on Sunday.

Carragher gets just about everything wrong in his co-coms.

Given how it's going at the "Vitality", Sky will be desperate for Chelsea to win this one.

Amazed at how inexpensive it is to watch a T20 double header at Trent Bridge on Friday.

Glancing through the Scotland WC squad and remembering that Alan Hansen and Ally McCoist were deemed surplus to requirements in 1986.

Thrashed em. #yccc

Commentator and pundit have so far managed to avoid referring to either team as "United".

Harry Brook!

Not one player in this West Ham squad that would improve #lufc. Bye bye.

Will be an interesting bench against West Ham. #lufc

Just left it a bit late for a European run. #lufc

It's irrelevant of course, but yet another laughable decision by the ref/VAR there.

Iggy Pop songs beginning with 'C' is a top game for a Norwegian cop show.

My current favourite Coltrane album. #np

"Mac" Allister laughably pathetic and got what he deserved.

Anyone who thinks it would be a sound idea to allow football teams the ability to "challenge" refereeing decisions should be forced to watch how it impacts the spectator experience in Rugby League. #tedious #stopstart

Makes me wince when football people start talking about "projects". a) meaningless b) typically results in failure #lufc

Woeful innings by Brook in the situation. Fisher looks v good.

Crazy darts from Humphries.

Would be good to see Ull v Boro in the final. Either team guaranteed to go straight back down.

Superb half of football. #lufc

Yet another hugely insightful half time interview there from Sky.

Unclear what #lufc fans were expecting tonight. We're competing well away from home, against a team fighting for its life, with arguably our weakest line up of the season.

Congratulations to Farke and his team who have proved many wrong this season, myself included. #lufc

Forest keeper readying himself for another injury.

You just know that a player from a club not involved in a battle for the title would have been red carded for that.

A game of two halves doesn't do this one justice.

First play of this cracker in a while but I don't think it qualifies for #5DebutAlbums9599.

Only Barry Bannan can rescue this sorry excuse of a football match.

Route 1.

There's a break in play so let's reel off some random, totally irrelevant facts.

This one has drifted further and further down the Beeb's sports page as the match has worn on. www.bbc.co.uk/sport/footba...

This one has taken a few listens but well worth the effort.

If snyone can explain to me why Prime need a presenter and four "experts" on the pitch at HT, I'm all ears.

Thrilled for Yize. Superb performance.

Defending of the lowest calibre in this one.

Palace fans I know all laughed at how much Man City shelled out for Guehi.

Magic.

Change yer boots pal ... oh.

I have zero clue what most of the brands advertising / sponsoring football clubs are nowadays. I guess if in doubt assume gambling of some sort.

A good few people don't know the offside rule apparently.

Forest gambling a bit with that starting line up. Good to see.

Snooker's 'refcam', as with other sports, offering zero additional insight.

Villa have every right to play a weaker team. Clearly other fish to fry. West Ham players' agents on their blowers right now.

One of my favourite albums will for sure make my #5DebutAlbums9599.

Every single comms and pundit this season has bigged up Archie Gray. De Zerbi hasn't started him yet and Spurs already look stronger.

Apparently, not every team can go to Old Trafford and dominate from the first minute. #lutc

Allen will struggle to recover from that.

That's the worst snooker shot I've seen in a very long time.