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they called henry a false, they were afraid of what he'd true

i just took a kink quiz and it called me autistic

wtf is silverbolt consistently hung for im sorry but he's only using that to jerk off when he gets stressed out #valveplug

This is how he's looking at me irl right now

idk why people are afraid to say that they are horny when they make porn like even if im not horny the whole time it's gonna happen

i gotta write more freaky tf stuff. there is literally nothing pornographic i could write that's weirder than the top gun catboy fanfic (that i also wrote)

sorry chat I think I need leozack

mfw i open this acc knowing i am not horny and everyone else is horny. due to it being the horny acc

(Made the mistake of searching 'intersex' without my expectations in hell's basement) #intersex #actuallyintersex

sorry if that got mean but wow i do not like people assuming i'm into [ACTUAL TRIGGER] just because i don't post my triggers. no i will not be telling what counts as a squick and what counts as a trigger either, you guys dont get that information from me. that's for me to know.

anyhow i have another serious take but it might be kicking a hornet's nest

this could be a hot take but if you have to start off your post with "MDNI NSFW", maybe the subject matter should NOT be characters only seen in a family-friendly theme park

the thing is combiner sex is hot but there's also this angle of it thats like. yes you can use your full strength on me because i'm a safe person to do that with. it doesn't make you a monster and it doesn't make you less than any smaller mech. it's a part of you and i love you. that makes me INSANE

starting a fundraiser to give combiners across planets & factions a chance to like wrestle and get really weird with it and slip it in a little bit

i am once again asking if anyone has written seeker porn where part of the sex is that they swap paint schemes #valveplug

to be fair i think barney and gordon would both be gooning to transformers

a while back i made a comment like "i cant take tf porn seriously because whenever i see the word 'valve' i think of valve gaming" and someone replied like "well at least i dont have that problem bc ive never played a valve game" and i was just. taken aback. bc. my entire blog was half life themed

as much as i love horny tf stuff i also really love when fanfics are straight up like "they dont know what sex is" because honestly. yeah

is there actually no hot spot/silverbolt porn. do i have to fix something again

ive said before many times that i dont think bolt would bottom for motormaster, at least it wouldnt be what he defaults to with motormaster, but you know who bolt *would* want to dominate him? hot spot

単体絵！

sexy soundwave costume + megagun vibrator

sexy devastator costume i just wanna see what tf that looks like

its always sexy nurse costume sexy maid costume sexy nun costume. what if i want sexy megatron

opened a motorbolt fic out of curiosity yesterday and silverbolt was a bratty sub YES!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! PEOPLE ARE FINALLY ACTUALLY SHIPPING THEM

// fisting guys i think i might like jazz #valveplug

人モブ×サウンドウェーブのログ本① #NSFW #maccadam

#AstroBlitz #valveplug

rodimus prime stroking his shit and realizing the matrix of leadership is still in #valveplug

why does this car crash compilation have an explanation of frotting

i think the world needs more weird reflector/reflector mind sharing porn but maybe im the weird one for that #valveplug

request reupload sorry xO #valveplug #mirahound

Transformers has ruined me as a person

watched my boyfriend goon and immediately use the post-nut clarity to do connections. he's on another level

Enjoy some #jazzprowl getting freaky #valveplug

. #sandtane #valveplug

apparently the broader internet has been using "clanker" as a new slur for like, AI's. which tells me they do not know what that word actually means

I dont care who you are this was hot

been playing with the idea of cozy shouki/getsuei sex while there's a storm outside, inspired by me having to do errands in a lightning storm and being a sad wet catboy for like an hour after

star saber is so fine

the problem with being into superion of all combiners is like, if there's any combiner that's repressed as hell it's him. superion is literally never going to admit he's horny to anybody not even the aerialbots

guys i havebnt been horny on the internet i need combiner nsfw to fix this

image of dr. victoria frankenstein seeing what people put in the ao3 tag

sorry i havent been hornyposting i havent been on hrt due to horrors