Like a new signing ✍️

Carrick has managed 5 United games and beat Pep Guardiola, Unai Emery, Mikel Arteta (twice) and drawn with Tuchel. United DNA.

What in the lightbulb in a bag was Arteta doing to Madueke’s arm?! 🤣

We couldn’t have made it any easier for Arsenal today, Martinez even tried to put Gyokeres’ little mask on him at one point

United are the only team in the league not to lose in their last 5 games 👀

"In English, 'Man United', if you split the two words is 'man' and 'United ', so 'you're 'uniting men'

[insert joke about ultimately failing to deliver here]

Let Fletcher have it until after the City and Arsenal games, give the Interim who comes after a chance at least

Call me superstitious, but for the love of god will someone please swap the dugouts back around

Proud of myself for making it to day 9 of dry January, but…

“Sir, Ole is back for a second stint”

I totally forgot about the crest that was on the east stand for a short while after it was rebuilt, saw this video pop up and unlocked a memory I completely forgot about

Remember when United won 3 games in a row (including Liverpool) back in October and Wilcox did an exclusive interview talking about strategic plans and goals. Things go off track again and he doesn’t say a word. Expect more from him and Berrada in the coming days youtu.be/9tl-Qv96DAo?...

Struggling to keep up

Big fan of Stranger Things commitment to the 80s by casting a young Lee Mavers as one of the 12 kids

This photo sums up my 2025. Down on the front row of Oasis, 19th July at Heaton Park. Two days later I read the Eulogy at my Dad’s funeral, after 9 months fighting cancer. Richard Ashcroft sang the Drugs Don’t Work and it all finally came to a head for me. Surely next year will be better 🙏

Has Amorim got a “if you’re booked, you’re hooked” policy going on this season? I’ve noticed players looking at the bench when they get one. We’ve had 25 yellows this season and 15 of them were subbed after, 4 were booked after being subbed on and the other 6 had no other option on the bench 🤔

I cannot believe the FBI did a worse job of redacting the Epstein files than Rebekah Vardy did in the Wagatha Christie case 🤣🤣🤣

When the trucks drive into the upside down… why don’t they flip over the way everyone else did in season 4?

What a photo

There’s no world where Ginge doesn’t win this

Me "What's the difference between a seat and a chair?" ChatGPT "That's an excellent question – and definitely the right question to ask when you're considering where to rest. Let me break this down…"

Had we beat Arsenal on the opening day (which we fully deserved to) we’d be top right now

“There’ll be no SLLLLLOT then, I’ll tell the children”

As big as the last win was, I personally think Brighton will be a tougher game right now. We’ve lost 6 of the last 7 times we’ve played them, and they’ve beat City, Chelsea and Newcastle already this season (and nearly Spurs if not for that late OG). I hope the players are all as equally focused 🙏

28 hours later and still no gantry footage of Neville celebrating the winning goal? Funny that…

Not looking forward to losing Mbeumo, Mazraoui and Amad at the end of December - some tricky games in there

Senne Lammens could save a PDF on a calculator

Called it a month ago. This has been brewing.

Do you think The FA will ever admit that the Club Wembley section around the dugout is the worst idea they’ve ever had. No amount of profit can cover for how embarrassing it looks every time a non-elite game is played there

Also, while I’m at it, I’m surprised Premier League teams haven’t started to bring F1 style paddock buildings with them to away games so they don’t get cramped unusable dressing rooms like Grimsby the other week. Admittedly harder in tight areas like London but could be a home from home for players

I’m astounded United (and other clubs) don’t have different kits for the women’s teams like England do. Not only would it bring in extra revenue with a different style, it would appeal to young girls like my 5yo daughter without being some weird crop top like this

Even the medal turned down Newcastle, what a summer news.sky.com/story/great-...

I’m not saying I’m old but the past few mornings I’ve woke up in the recovery position

So after 3 games United are above City, Newcastle, Forest, Villa, Brighton… Are SkySportsNews going to have this on rolling updates for the next few days? Will Guardiola, Howe, Emery all quit? 🍿

How did I go from birth to 32 years old seeing only 2 United mangers to being 44 years old and seeing an extra 10 added to the list 🫠

I’m not over-exaggerating to say today is a pivotal day for United. Not the result last night, that’s almost the least of our worries, but the interviews by Amorim post-match are eluding to a huge problem coming down the road that this “sporting leadership” need to address asap

While Carrington obviously has incredible facilities (and privacy) it’s worth remembering the reason the started getting to Old Trafford early was the traffic situation — I hope GMP are escorting them through it all or we’ll be back in the same problem again www.manutd.com/en/news/deta...

Totally forgot about this banger from the 90s youtu.be/aVGzXn9MX5Y?...

Garçons, c’est Spurs.

It’s impossible not to be happy for him isn’t it? Deal works for everyone, best of luck to him!

6 sleeps till Oasis 👀

Little By Little the only song they played after the Be Here Now album then? Almost all from the first 3 (and b-sides) 👏

And they played him every week knowing these allegations were against him

Got front row standing in the ballot for Oasis at Heaton Park 🙌 Going to have to roll back the years now and get stuck into it 😂