Started the week with the “Hey! Buddy, you may NOT ask other kids if they believe in Santa!” pull-aside and ended it with the “Hey! Buddy, you may NOT ask other kids if they know where babies come from!” one #fifthgradeteacher 🤦🏼‍♀️

The secret to the best “maize” in a perfect maize-and-blue themed party is lots and lots and lots of Velveeta. Follow me for more party planning tips. 💛💙💛💙 #GoBlue

Heard the 15-year-old son give his takes on public health and hygiene and communicable disease prevention yesterday and am taking the “Eh, it could be worse? 🤷🏼‍♀️” perspective on RFK’s nomination as HHS Secretary. #teenageboysaregross

Happy Holidays, Family! So glad the girls are home from college and the teenage boy doesn’t have school or sports for the next few days. Love you all so much! Touch anything on this shelf in the fridge and you‘re dead to me the rest of the year. Hugs and kisses! 😘 #Thanksgiving

Good morning to everyone except for those who remembered to put their mug under the coffeemaker this morning instead of letting coffee spill all over the counter and floor. Who are all of you trying to impress anyway? Day can only go up from here, right?

Good news everyone - the owners of a home near me have decided we are apparently no longer in distress and have started flying their US flag upright again. I know it was a close call for them in their $300,000 suburban home in the middle of a red state. Relieved for them. 👍🏼🙄

www.tiktok.com/t/ZTYLo4tvT/ Hendricks County voting practices are NOT OKAY, Indiana friends! Add to this the fact that it consistently takes at or over TWO HOURS at voting locations - both for in-person early voting and on Election Day - and big changes are needed to help BOTH parties!

Great news - Colts won! Better news - I can go back to avoiding all-things-Aaron-Rodgers for hopefully a good long time. 👍🏼 #winnerwinner

Normally just a doom scroller, but maybe a new platform will turn me into an actual poster/writer/definitely-not-Tweeter/maybe BSer for BlueSkyer? Kinda seems appropriate. 🤷🏼‍♀️