I took home the gold medal for ceaseless longing at the #gayolympics 😞🏅

I had under an hour to study before heading to class. As soon as I reclined and started to read, Benjamin hopped up and snuggled with me. Then, he shut my textbook and held it closed with his paw. 🤨 I took this photo as proof. Ben is SUCH a needy baby! 😆

I love it. ❤️👍🏻

My garden was kind enough to give me over a hundred delicious mandarin oranges. Do any of you have a recipe for marmalade that you enjoy? If so, please share it with me. I'd LOVE to make some.

What came after Catherine told David Lynch - I’m not dying at the moment? #loglady #iknowcatherine #twinpeaks #theater #davidlynch

Lie to me. Tell me that it just wouldn't be the same if I wasn't there. 🥲

It may seem frivolous in this bleak time, but I've put together an idea for a home-brewed fragrance. The aroma chemicals I'll use, the vibe I want to produce, the name, all of it. I have to save up, purchase what I need, and take my first baby steps toward making it. 👍🏻 #perfumesky #fragrancesky

When he dies (and, he will), I say we make his Death Day into a holiday. Celebrate it with your loved ones. Loudly. Merrily. Rub it in their faces. Burn an effigy. Bask in its flame. Cake and champagne. Celebrate that occasion every year, smiling with relief.

Hi, my name is Alex Pearl, and I'm here to remind you to RETURN THE SLAB! 🪦

Renegade Cut. I love how he effortlessly bounces between video games, antifascism, and hallucinatory vaporwave. Here, we see the latter in his psychedelic tribute to the McRib. I love this guy. 🥲

THIS. MOMENT. REQUIRES. BETTER. LEADERSHIP.

SHIVERS - Snow falls and there is no answer. Some things are not for mortals to know.

SHOCK CELL PHONE VIDEO: Renee Good's final words to her murderer: “That’s fine dude, I’m not mad at you.” ICE agent Jonathan Ross after shooting and killing her seconds later: “Fuckin’ bitch.” Via Alpha News

Not my h o u s e but I know my way around.

Still making my way through SMT Imagine on the New Moon server. I've got a new outfit, and fused an Elf for my traveling partner. #smt #shinmegamitensei #megaten #persona #smtimagine

Post a vampire that isn't Dracula.

2005 vs. 2025 Excuse me while I bury myself...

Why am I gay? Tito.

Impeach him. Immediately.

Driving home from work. Pull up to a red light. There's two teenage boys in the car on my left. The little shit in the passenger seat rolls his window down and yells "fuck you" at me. I react reasonably. I roll my window down and full-force scream "HAIL SATAN, LORD OF DARKNESS!!!"

Reparations, now. No more goddamn excuses.

Let's make 2026 the year of staunch resistance.

I just remembered this, today. Spending days and days encrusting this skull with rubies. Focusing on the task got me through a painful time. Now, I wonder who purchased it, and where it has gone to...

I've been getting back into Shin Megami Tensei Imagine. It's far from perfect, but I love this setting and series so much. Never got that far in it back in the day, so it's been fun to make my way through the story. #smt #shinmegamitensei #megaten #imagineonline #newmoon

My newest video just went up on YouTube. It's terrible! 😃 See if you can stay awake though the whole embarrassment...

I don't HAVE to do a voice reveal! 😆 I've got a stupid little youtube channel. You can hear my voice any time you want. 🤭 m.youtube.com/@alex_pearl

Have you played Triangle Strategy? If so, I'd love to hear what you think.

If you see this, post your favorite Final Fantasy character.

I was just donating blood, and the song Oops (Oh My) came on in the office. I was SHOCKED that I could remember almost every word after what, twenty some years? 😳

I got an excellent idea for a fragrance, wrote the notes down, and I'm VERY excited about it. I've got two solid concepts I'd love to develop... and no means to do so. 🤣🤦‍♂️ Oh, well. Back to laundry...

My friend got a gigantic arrangement of long stem red roses for her birthday. After a couple days, she was going to throw them all out! I asked if I could take 'em home, she and I packed them up in trash bags, and I hung them up to dry. It took hours to do, but it'll be worth it when they're done. 👍🏻

I carry a leash with me wherever I go. Yesterday, on the way to work, I saw this sweetheart all alone by the side of the road, and rescued him. I called the shelter on my lunch break. He had a microchip, and his owners picked him up right away. 🩷 Please, carry a leash. It can save a life.

He's crowned king.

Me, each day as I walk into work. But, in a loving way. 🩷🤗

- Overcome, by Tricky. - Deep Red Bells, by Neko Case. - Dreamt Within the Belly of a Deer, from Underwater Sleep Orchestra. - Fever, by Kylie Minogue.

Everybody, my girl Kass, aka @classynovellainen.bsky.social just beat Elden Ring for the first time, yesterday. 🙌🏻 Let's give her some applause. I can't tell you how proud of her I am. She has improved noticeably every week. She started out hesitant, and finished FEARLESS! 😎

My love language is the merciless annihilation of your enemies. 😃😁🥰

Was Teyana Taylor dressed as a giant wash-cloth for the Macy's Thanksgiving parade? 🤔

It's that thing where someone you respect subscribes to your YouTube channel, and then you feel the nerves and the excitement hit you. 😳😆 It really did make my day to see this notification come through. #perfumesky #fragrancesky #perfume #youtube

Words of wisdom outside a shop in Tallinn

Wherever I go, I bring these two spell cards with me. Who are your Personas, and why do they resonate with you? #persona #smt #shinmegamitensei #atlus #ccg

Them: "Didn't you get the hint?" 😏 Me: Are you too cowardly to be direct? 🤨 Good, bad, or sideways, just tell it to me like it is. I like that. I appreciate that. Even if it's to correct me, that's cool. If you're respectful and direct with me, then I can improve. Everybody wins. 👍

Take on me? 🤷‍♂️ Who am I kidding. Even these Snapchat filters can't save my face.

I had a lot of people ask me if I was on Snap, so I finally caved and made an account about a week ago. Maybe it's because I'm old, maybe it's my ceaseless confusion, but I just don't get it. 🤷‍♂️ It doesn't make intuitive sense to me. Every time I open it I think "What am I DOING here?!"

This account (and my YouTube channel) smells of dreamy acacia steeping in narcotic, dark gold honey, the lovelorn splendor of jacaranda and wisteria, and the opiate comfort of deep, velvet slumber. 💜 #fragrancesky #perfumesky

If you haven't heard this song, you're missing out. I love the depth of Naomi Sharon's voice, and the piercing sadness of her delivery, here. 💔 It reminds me of a moment still suspended somewhere in time.

Just had somebody send me a DM asking me for personal information, then he blocked me after I didn't give it to him. 😬 Wasn't an obvious fake profile, either.

DJDoubleT is a cool kid. He's playing Wuthering Waves right now on Twitch. Please stop by, and say hey to him. 😁 www.twitch.tv/djdoublet777

Today, I'm wearing La Nuit De L'Homme EdT, from Yves Saint Laurent. Lavender, cardamom, tonka, sandalwood, he's fine. He's cute. Not challenging, crowd-pleaser, versatile, polite projection... I have no issues with him, but he doesn't thrill me.

Today, I'm wearing vintage 24 Faubourg from Hermès. Oakmoss, citrus, white flora, amber, rose. She's elegant, dignified, pretty enough, but this is not for me. The bottle is nearly empty, and I'll never pick up another.