It's that thing where you've become so accustomed to dealing with misfortune that you're not certain how to react when something goes your way. Is there a word to describe this?

Today, on the way to my car from class, I saw a butterfly laying nearly still on their side on the hot pavement. I reached down, and they crawled up my hand. I brought them to a large, flowering mass of vines, where they left me. I hope that you're doing well out there in the world. Good journey. 🫡

Every time I hear "But, we NEVER could have seen it coming!", I'm going to answer that with a hearty smack across their face.

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"The alleged arrangement, described in documents reviewed by Reuters/," is said to have restricted job opportunities and wages for employees." I hope that the courts absolutely slaughter these greedy bastards. 😠

Them: "I'm Gryffindor. What are you?" Me:

"There never WAS a Mr. Madrigal..." If you know, you know.

This absolute diva. #magicthegathering #mtg #ccgsky

That is, in fact, very Delta. 😌🔸️🔶️🔸️

President for life.

My apricot trees are in bloom. I took this photo yesterday morning. The day was absolutely insane. Stressful. Challenging. But, one thing turned out very well. Tomorrow is an unexpected adventure. I have no idea what to expect, but I'm excited for it just the same.

This petulant little shit-ass, Nathan Cavanaugh, made over $120,000 a year as one of the DOGE bros. Fuck that. If a malicious goblin like him can make THAT kind of money while accomplishing nothing positive, you can CONFIDENTLY ask for more during your next interview, performance review, etc.

If an official commits an impeachable offense and nobody acts to impeach, it is no longer an impeachable offense. People who oppose impeachment as “pointless” because it seems unlikely to result in removal do not understand this very simple point and seem unwilling to even try to understand it.

As the midterm election approaches, be wary of bots, misinformation and disinformation. More than likely, they'll aim at sowing division on the Left, and convincing you not to vote. Fuck that! Call bullshit out. Vote. Don't be discouraged. Keep the momentum up. Resist in any way you can.

Fill up your gas tank. Like, now. Chances are, gas prices are going to jump, and soon.

Last night, driving home from school, I saw a stray dog running by yhe side of the road. I grabbed my leash, pulled over, and spent a good 20 minutes following him down the road until I caught him. He was a super sweet black lab. The dog ran over to this guy standing nearby...

Face reveal. Wrong answers only.

Give me a roller rink with an arcade, and Shannon singing Let the Music Play. Who's with me?

Use a GIF to give everybody a sneak peek at your flirting technique.

Does face paint mess with facial recognition software? I feel it may. A mask can be ripped right off. It takes FAR more time and effort to remove face paint. Believe me. I know. If you engage in any pro-freedom resistance, paint your face up. Make it as hard as possible to be identified.

Correct answer. Ghost Type. 🤘😎 www.quotev.com/quiz/1234335...

I wore this shirt to school last week. If anybody catches the references I wear, they get a free membership to the cool kids club. 😎 ((For my perfume people, I was wearing vintage Opium EdP. 😉))

1) Dr. Henry McCoy. 2) Éowyn. 3) Either Ryan Choi, or Zatanna. 4) Chakotay.

I took home the gold medal for ceaseless longing at the #gayolympics 😞🏅

I had under an hour to study before heading to class. As soon as I reclined and started to read, Benjamin hopped up and snuggled with me. Then, he shut my textbook and held it closed with his paw. 🤨 I took this photo as proof. Ben is SUCH a needy baby! 😆

I love it. ❤️👍🏻

My garden was kind enough to give me over a hundred delicious mandarin oranges. Do any of you have a recipe for marmalade that you enjoy? If so, please share it with me. I'd LOVE to make some.

What came after Catherine told David Lynch - I’m not dying at the moment? #loglady #iknowcatherine #twinpeaks #theater #davidlynch

Lie to me. Tell me that it just wouldn't be the same if I wasn't there. 🥲

It may seem frivolous in this bleak time, but I've put together an idea for a home-brewed fragrance. The aroma chemicals I'll use, the vibe I want to produce, the name, all of it. I have to save up, purchase what I need, and take my first baby steps toward making it. 👍🏻 #perfumesky #fragrancesky

When he dies (and, he will), I say we make his Death Day into a holiday. Celebrate it with your loved ones. Loudly. Merrily. Rub it in their faces. Burn an effigy. Bask in its flame. Cake and champagne. Celebrate that occasion every year, smiling with relief.

Hi, my name is Alex Pearl, and I'm here to remind you to RETURN THE SLAB! 🪦

Renegade Cut. I love how he effortlessly bounces between video games, antifascism, and hallucinatory vaporwave. Here, we see the latter in his psychedelic tribute to the McRib. I love this guy. 🥲

THIS. MOMENT. REQUIRES. BETTER. LEADERSHIP.

SHIVERS - Snow falls and there is no answer. Some things are not for mortals to know.

SHOCK CELL PHONE VIDEO: Renee Good's final words to her murderer: “That’s fine dude, I’m not mad at you.” ICE agent Jonathan Ross after shooting and killing her seconds later: “Fuckin’ bitch.” Via Alpha News

Not my h o u s e but I know my way around.

Still making my way through SMT Imagine on the New Moon server. I've got a new outfit, and fused an Elf for my traveling partner. #smt #shinmegamitensei #megaten #persona #smtimagine

Post a vampire that isn't Dracula.

2005 vs. 2025 Excuse me while I bury myself...

Why am I gay? Tito.

Impeach him. Immediately.

Driving home from work. Pull up to a red light. There's two teenage boys in the car on my left. The little shit in the passenger seat rolls his window down and yells "fuck you" at me. I react reasonably. I roll my window down and full-force scream "HAIL SATAN, LORD OF DARKNESS!!!"

Reparations, now. No more goddamn excuses.

Let's make 2026 the year of staunch resistance.

I just remembered this, today. Spending days and days encrusting this skull with rubies. Focusing on the task got me through a painful time. Now, I wonder who purchased it, and where it has gone to...

I've been getting back into Shin Megami Tensei Imagine. It's far from perfect, but I love this setting and series so much. Never got that far in it back in the day, so it's been fun to make my way through the story. #smt #shinmegamitensei #megaten #imagineonline #newmoon

My newest video just went up on YouTube. It's terrible! 😃 See if you can stay awake though the whole embarrassment...

I don't HAVE to do a voice reveal! 😆 I've got a stupid little youtube channel. You can hear my voice any time you want. 🤭 m.youtube.com/@alex_pearl