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If this is good news then one of two things is true: you think there were 4.5m people scamming SNAP but somehow you're okay with not pressing fraud charges, or you think it's a good thing 4.5m people aren't getting enough to eat now.

It's impossible to mock them anymore. Reality is even weirder than whatever we could make up.

Not even a baseball guy and I still think about this at least once a month

The PR guy at DoorDash is having a bit of a crash out

I'm pretty sure there's at least one commandment about this.

You ever wonder if the MAGA folks ever catch a good look at their orange god-king and what he actually is, like this, instead of the built-up image they have, and question everything? Like, I'm sure they don't. But I still wonder.

Obviously it's not transgender for everyone. Our national supply of transgender is dangerously low already and would lead to shortfalls, even rationing of transgender. We simply propose a national transgender portal where anyone can access it through the private marketplace.

Imagine you're barely qualified to do anything. Applied to ICE as a last resort. At least you got to bully brown folks. Now you've got to be the guy at the airport telling people to take off their shoes, get yelled at by Karen, and can't even shoot them. Watch. ICE agents gonna start walking out.

Wonderful Christmastime by Paul McCartney. It's not a close contest.

Weren't there lefties telling us Kamala Harris was actually the warmonger, and Trump would be better for keeping us out of wars in the Middle East? Where are they today?

Detachable Penis, by King Missile, final answer

Good news, everyone

The only coherent position with room for defending Kyle Rittenhouse and... whatever this is... is not pro-2A and it's not pro-gun. It's "I want to be able to shoot anyone I don't like."

We're now well into Madness of King George territory.

Sexy feral hogs. I'm very sorry.

The best thing about Trump addressing the generals (I'm watching it right now) is that by the end of this speech there will be no question in any of their minds that he is batshit insane, and unworthy of their loyalty. And when push comes to shove, they will not back him.

What we're not doing today is taking directions in civility from people and a party selling Alligator Alcatraz shirts at the State Fair.

We're about 4 weeks, 6 at the most, from non-ironic defenses of Trump on the basis of "the girls were teenagers so it's technically not pedophilia"

I got this too. What the actual fuck is a "blue alert" anyway? Had me thinking there was an actual emergency until I read the thing. Anyway, I heard the guy is in Alberta. Or maybe it was Oaxaca.

@deanobeidallah.bsky.social The craziest right-wing moneymaking apparatus operating as a church is Life Church. Like your caller said, they don't tell you what exactly they are, aside from "non-denominational" but it's a MASSIVE money operation.

Overheard on a rural Oklahoma playground: Kid 1: Did you know we live in the United States? Kid 2: Yeah. And I *hate* Donald Trump! Kid 1: Yeah! He arrested kids and their moms and put them in jail! Kid 2: And I hate Elon Musk. Kid 1: I hate Teslas! Teslas are butts. The kids are alright.

I think I've seen this one before, next there's an alien that bursts out of a guy's chest or something. Or maybe they find the Borg.

We used to be a society

I don't know anything about Iowa or really anything else, but I've never been a fan of seltzer