age gap discourse is so 2010s, we need height gap discourse

love how the ceo of bsky looked at elon musk and decided thats who her role model would be

If you are ever asked to condemn the language being used by people resisting a genocide, as a politician your answer should be: “my place is not to police the language of those being oppressed. My place is to help end the oppression and bring peace.” THAT’S IT.

trans woman thats confused by my shirt saying we should all be allowed 30 dolls each

thinking about how being autistic makes u immune to meduza

i cant have a job im too oppressed

bread and circus has literally became just treats in america. we truly are a few more price increases from a full on revolution

nintendo about to disappoint more than i ever disappointed my parents

just like how puzzles used to have an appropriate-for age range, discord servers should have an appropriate-for raads score

taking a hot steamy bath must feel real good for all the cells on my skin

it must have felt real good for the world trade center when the planes hit its towerussy

we need to reopen auschwitz so i can test the gas chambers

"words mean things" no they dont. i love making up new definitions for words

asking for the aux cord so that i can play Colleen Ballinger's "toxic gossip train"

acab includes cars

girl who thinks cunt and cunty means the same thing: ugh the president is bring so cunty again, i hate it

working out the muscles in my brain by reading up on debates on this app. i can really feel the neurons doing crunches by the time ive gotten to the 50th reply. by the 200th reply im breathing like ive done cardio

edging the microwave by opening the door when there's 1 second remaining and cancelling the timer

it must feel really good for the microwave when the timer hits 0 and it starts beeping

if canada is so scared of being invaded, why dont they have nuclear weapons? are they stupid?

waking up on international womens day and still seeing men outside, because of dei

wild that theres that many swimming medals at the olympics. they should do that for running too. i wanna see whos the fastest at hopping on one leg, crawling or rolling on the floor

family of four goes to restaurant, realizes there's a couple's special and start pretending like theyre on a double date

(explaining climate change to americans) imagine if you leave the burger on the stove for too long

(explaining capitalism to Americans) imagine if one person has all the burgers

(explaining communism to Americans) imagine if everyone have burgers

hallucinating a new reality because this one's too boring

cum that's color coded based on one's mood, call it cumeleon

i love the subway so much call me metrosexual

omg my costar telling me that my baggie of ket isn't lost!!!!

thats really cool bro, how many mental illnesses do you have?

shaking my head while listening to grimes so that god knows i disapprove of the artist

taking psychology classes to learn how to better gaslight gatekeep girlboss

inventing a plant thats mentally ill and only does photosynthesis ✨ when it feels like it ✨

the value of likes are tanking. yall need to ration how often u like posts otherwise were gonna have a posters economic crash

(thinking about how to introduce my followers to polyamory) do you guys like sharing?

small business owners foremost characteristics is that they're small

waking up in the morning, going into my mind closet to pick a personality

not breathing air for 10 seconds so that the air knows im extra mad at it

titanic was like 9/11 for boats

getting Alzheimer's is just like ur brain giving itself random k-holes as a treat

creating a diarrhea where ur ass becomes a vacuum and start siphoning in things

we've come so far as a society. instead of the olden days where one would change their profile pictures so that its overlaid by the flag of the country they support, one can now put them behind their username! the more flags the merrier!! 🇪🇨🇬🇫🇬🇦🇮🇷🇭🇳🇲🇺🇲🇨🇳🇪🇼🇫

does the bi in bipoc mean half poc or two poc?

sniffing flour just to feel something in my nose

sending skeets while playing gta v and drinking beer so that i can practice texting while drunk driving

going to a rave so i can meditate and mentally draft my future shitposts

my new thing is calling mental illnesses brain failures

calling cis people cissies (derogatory)

someone needs to invent a coffee that makes u constipated