Breaking: Erica Kirk announces her bid for first lady!!

So all these "news organizations" posted about an ongoing interstate domestic terrorism investigation and there was no engagement... seems odd.

The king is paying his troops to remain loyal to the crown, and mocking the patriots.

"Biden, Biden, Biden!!!" In the voice of Jan Brady.

I'm very pro street vendor/food truck, but if bongino opens a lemonade stand I'm boycotting it.

USSS to FBI "um, we thought it was obvious when we let him go..."

New game, first one to spot a "Thanks Venezuela" gas pump sticker wins!

This needs to be stopped before someone's Nanna gets pickled by a AGM-114 R9X at a no kings rally somewhere in the midwest.

I wonder what the Venn diagram of the folks that are "wow, MTG is really sticking it to trump" and "his comments on Reiner could be his downfall" looks like?

It's like a lot of folks found what they think is a life boat with trumps statements on Reiner, makes you wonder why they were already looking to abandon ship.

I have a lot of questions, like who was funding the propaganda that fuled their extreemist ideology?

Man, those face eating leopards are really going to town.

Remember when it was taboo to call Charlie Kirk a nazi and a bigot.

New imaginary girlfriend laundering term just dropped.

Very not good.

I have spent a lot of holidays in some pretty austere environments over the years, but grey prime rib conus is a new level of hell.

Seems odd that AI is supposed to fix all the bad things yet make warfare more deadly at the same time.

To be fair, this isn't his first bite at the apple.

I don't know about anyone else, but I'm trying to figure out where the Somali pirates got ahold of a blackhaw...

Heard he's thinking about replacing her tablet with one of these.

"The number of cognitive decline tests I've taken is answering a lot of questions you're asking about my cognitive decline, stop asking stupid questions..!?!?!"

Just saying.

If there is a list, does that make them serial killers?

Breaking, we have received video of the president discussing his FIFA peace prize with a cabinet member after the ceremony.

So are we going to have a discussion about the parallels of the bloodlust in the administration's push for brutal war crimes and their UFC parties?

What if we just tell Pete he's got a secret mission to go deep behind enemy lines in Venezuela and take the fight to them, drop him off on a random deserted island beach somewhere with some MRE'S and a case of rum, and forget about him.

If that's the outcome Jeffries wanted, then someone needs to look into Jeffries.

It's like angry grandpa woke up in his recliner and went on an unhinged racist rant, after aunt Barbra asked from the kitchen who wants leftovers to take home.

I feel like if there is a meeting that is entirely centered around you, and it's fabricated to make you look as unbelievably good as possible, all you have to do is stay conscious, like literally one fucking job.

"25,000 lives saved per boat" seems like a very arbitrary number.

I regret to inform you that the wackadoodles will be posting very graphic "autopen" memes.

Unfortunately we have to wait until the DOD and other government entities decide that the majority of the orders they are receiving are unlawful, then the dynamic will shift.

I can't imagine that a multimillion dollar DOD control center with state of the art digital comms, would not have some kind of record of what transpired, seems like something that would be used for the hot wash and other debreifs.

So it appears that Donald has issues about who ordered the "code red", this is Pete's Col Jessup moment... and he's fucked either way.

Um.. I was told that the release of the epstine files would end all of the bad things.. was.. was that not true... like it has to be a real thing right.... we.. all believed, both sides, we clapped real hard, who fucking killed tinkerbell damn it!?!?!

War crimes and ethnic cleansing all in one day, well I guess it is a day that ends in Y. *why.

"Non compatible with western civilization" is a very dangerous catch all phrase.

"With clear skies night after night devoid of private and commercial aircraft, Venezuela is becoming the talk of the town in the stargazing commu..."

I'm sure the takes over on X about the shooter are "fair and balanced".

Never play hokie pokie with casually notifications.

Waiting for the inevitable AI generated photos of shell casings labeled "anti NG" because that is the hell scape we live in now.

Trying to explain to folks to not go off the rails with nonsense as this story unfolds.

I simply wouldn't sit for this interview without being compelled to legally, but either way bring a sandwich just in case.

Sure Comey and James are off the hook for now, but wait until they announce that the charges will be taken up by a military tribunal.

I will be deep frying my nitroglycerin brined turkey in kerosene this year, I hear open flame is really the only way to go to get that moist breast meat, wish me luck....

Here is an interesting experiment, try to find all those pictures of detainees strapped to the floor of US cargo aircraft during GWOT, Google seems to have memory holed all of it.

If AI has just reached a level of verbl articulation that exceeds that of senior ICE officials, maybe this AI thing isn't living up to the hype.