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i wonder how many establishments have converted themselves into sports bars for the NBA finals

need to paint my dnd char in this tbh

there are few things that make me feel more adult than writing an email, and taking my shoes to the cobbler

there should be a way you can perform a heist with your friends and then give the stolen stuff back after. maybe you can keep some of it if you do a really good job

I believe this was a bond girl

my love language

Art by • Fred Fields

Do flightless birds dream of wings?💫 #BirdArt #FantasyArt #Illustration #KiwiBird #OriginalArt

went up to the bartender last night and asked "what dyou have on tap?" and he looks at me and says "beer." couldn't be mad tbh

#birdbot

overhearing the lady at the cafe table next to me is gushing about how bo burnham is incredibly sexy and i had to look him up to make sure i was thinking about the right person. bo burnham? the guy who looks like the high school dropout that works the midnight shift at a suburban convenience store?

I had been worried that my novel might touch on topics that are too controversial but after rewatching most of Revolutionary Girl Utena I have determined that my work is not controversial enough

broke: I got a vasectomy woke: I have ensured the end of my bloodline

I'll say one thing about david lynch. his dialogue hits like a ps1 game

heelp

#birdbot

"wow...... this is so lynchian" - me watching lost highway

I've been stalling for years thinking about getting a waffle iron but I have just purchased a taiyaki iron after thinking about it for 24h. Food that's shaped like other food simply tastes better for some reason

I just realized I've never posted full horizontal version of my cover illustration of 'Ravenloft: The Horrors Within'. This one has RATS 🐀 Art director: AJ Hanneld ✨️ Artbook will include my DnD works: www.kickstarter.com/projects/spi...

Art by • Ken Kelly

i love camp horny pulp fantasy art. yes these mfs are in thongs fighting a dragon. mind your business

emoji are great n all but nothing will ever replace him 👉 :)

Modern Knights, Alexandra #oc

happy pride, shoutout as always to the 1978 gilbert baker pride flag which had pink and turquoise stripes for SEX AND MAGIC AND ART, and in this house we support gay sex and gay magic and gay art

happy pride

happy pride moth everyone

Art by • Bree Leigh

I have "better" shots of this one but I think the composition here is neat red-billed hornbill (?), central park zoo 🪶

this fella put on a little show for me blue & gold macaw, central park zoo 🪶

went to the central park zoo the other day to cosplay being a wildlife photographer would appreciate help IDing this little guy! he is some kind of tropical, had a pretty little song 🪶

taking photos: I am a master photographer. the world is not worth seeing if it is not through my lens editing photos: was I blindfolded when I shot these?

‘The Red Ghost’ This piece is based on a legend from Arizona that is both fantastic and partly factual. It’s too long to post here, but I absolutely recommend looking up the history of the US camel corps in the 1800s and The Red Ghost. I wanted to show both aspects of the story in this piece!

it currently sucks to work in tech. from my surveillance of freelance art users, it also sucks to work in art rn. is there any industry that isnt awful rn

officially hiring myself out to help you negotiate your car purchase since today i learn i like and am good at that shit

just had one of the best burgers of my life at an afghani run jawn in paramus new jersey. ama

i remember when i first encountered a gif as a child. it was a sparkly illustration of a unicorn. i printed it out and was dismayed when the animations did not transfer to analog

whats he thinking about

how insecure are you as a man on a scale from 1 to Man Cereal

tonight's metal show: set 1: ends with a dude drinking from a skull and lighting a candelabra set 2: "this one's about that person that holding you down..... it's called hold me down" set 3: "this song's about sucking blood" before every song set 4: frontman waves a sickle around

when ur not sure if someone is still into u and then the whole evening theyre looking at you like

schiaparelli stays winning

i don't understand why pornography is 1000x more interesting to me if it is illustrated

Sweet water

it's kind of crazy that it has taken up to this point for me to realize that the point of art is doing stuff bc you think it's fun, not bc you think it'll look good or whatever

if you move into an apartment next to a bar you should be required to sign an acknowledgement that it will be loud.

accidentally logging onto feeld while in DC at new years felt like being a french fry beset upon by seagulls at the beach

the worst thing about the twilight vampires wasn't that they sparkled. that would've been fine in a better story. the worst part about the twilight vampires was that they weren't remotely scary

one of the things that makes me mad about AI for even commercial art is like. without commercial art we wouldn't have alphonse mucha. all art is art, regardless of if it's for leisure or a living