went on a date with a woodworker the other day. well, i say it's a date, but really it was just to get lathed

Another very accommodating Broad-billed Motmot, this one at Arenal Observatory Lodge, Costa Rica #birding

Everyone loves Watermelon. Red-legged Honeycreeper, Green Honeycreeper, Tennessee Warbler. #birding Costa Rica

got served an ad for metas AI, which seemed to just convey that AI can play your playlist when you ask, and also turn up the volume when you ask. definitely a product worth billions

hare hare hawk

software engineers gotta be some of the dumbest people out there

i bet it feels so good to be a scalloped potato cooking in the fat drippings beneath a roast

sometimes u wake up and scour craigslist for secondhand orchids

polyamorous people need to reserve the term partner for "person i include in day to day planning" and start using lover for "person i have sex with regularly"

☁️🌟 #art

my funniest boundary is that I refuse to date anyone that has a hobby involving comedy

The #birdoftheday theme is Standing On Things so here you go #birds

I don't think anarchists should crytype. I think when they do it they're reinforcing accelerationism.

there should be some kind of tax rebate for when you go on a date and end up being a therapist for your date

Sweet pickles #birdsky

saw a recipe for an eggless shakshuka. why do white ppl gotta insist on colonizing food

love all the people on dating apps specifying they want good banter. SOME of us are seeking a relationship with no chemistry whatsoever

stasis. graphite and gouache on paper, 5x7 inches. one of my pieces for the nucleus portland group show 'P.S. 10' opening this weekend November 8th. love being part of this show hope to see u there

honestly didnt expect the amount of leftist dipshits that would out themselves as accelerationists thanks to mamdani

Al Pacino has done more good for nonbinary people than Sigmund Freud. Full stop.

in mamdanis new york, ACAB also means assigned communist at birth

every time i see someone share "voting isn't harm reduction" rhetoric i think. ok but like letting a shitty candidate win is directly causing harm when there is a better option

so many good pictures out there

if democrats are serious about winning they need to learn from tonight and convert to islam

sound off for the communist caliphate capital of america 📣

losing my mind this morning bc i thought dick cheney had been dead. i have memories of the discourse surrounding his death. i was living in a better timeline

it's honestly depressing how many people have voted no on these. we need housing! a single council member shouldn't be able to veto a new housing proposal!!!

when cuomo loses the election his spirit will finally be released from its mortal prison and his flesh will turn to ash ❤️

adoptable #89 - ace of swords #heraldry #adoptable #art

complaining about my therapist like why are my conversations with this lady so emotionally draining 🙄

scheduling a text message for a random time in the evening so I don't look overeager 😌

it's crazy how the personal growth from a half dozen personal crises in one month will have you looking at shit you did six weeks ago like "wow I really was a different person then 😔"

Funko Pops are fucking disgusting and won't exist under left-communism

starting to fear that the most efficient way to find a partner that doesn't suck will be either 1) a dating app 2) asking my friends to set me up

i have a theory that society will start to embrace imperfection in the next few years. proof that art or products were made by a human, proof that someone's face isn't AI generated. keep your mole, your crooked-nose, your self-cut bangs ..... k maybe not the bangs

car repair shop w unfinished graffiti behind the airbnb, central São Paulo. ballpoint & watercolor on Fabriano paper

A vermilion flycatcher perches on a barbed wire fence surrounding La Quinta Resort and Club in La Quinta, California. Photographed while visiting my aging parents. #bird #birds #birdphotography #photography #photograph #photographs #photo #photos #nature #flycatcher #flycatchers #barbedwire

beyonce really took Jolene, a song as much about yearning for the other woman as it is pleading with her, and made it fully about being very insecure in a relationship. there is of course a place for those feelings in art, but like. why'd you gotta ruin jolene for it

bleaching eyebrows is what mentally unwell girls do when their current hairstyle can't be cut into bangs

halloween karaoke party turned into a baseball party bc who doesn't love communally yelling at sports

my costume tonight is supposed to be helena gerard way, however the tricky thing about wearing a suit for a costume is proportions. sadly my blazer and tie are big so I look more like a mafia goon than an emo twink. either way I'm still italian

#birdbot

who needs kids when you have emotionally stunted parents

i have a don't ask don't tell policy about my career because it's not anybody's business that i work in tech. in other words, I'm server closeted

wearing fangs and an incredibly foppish outfit. feeling gender euphoric

Halloween calls for a view of my favorite Halloween-themed species I've photographed over the years: the northern ghost bat from Costa Rica!

Pine Warbler, Central Park, NYC. A small songbird found mainly in pine forests across eastern North America. markscheflen.com #birdphotography #conservationphotography #biodiversity #warblersofinstagram #pinewarblers #wildlifeconservation #birdsseenin2025

dudes when theyre chatting

last weekend i bought a lamb head for $5 because that seemed like a steal for a combination meal/art & science project