[mention of pornography] wow im so famous i'm top in search results (but like what even.) #furry

miiverse drawings. give me attention. wa #myart #furry

i generally like multiples of 4 but 28 is just worse than the other ones idk #math #autism #shitpost

#xml is better than #html #webdev #programming #correct #based

drawing on the #nintendo3ds is fun i might make some flipnotes soon #myart #furry

i had an #idea for a smol feature in a new #socialmedia meant to be similar to #tumblr and i want feedback on it. if there are multiple reblog replies to a post, posted by op, consecutively, and in the same page of a feed, they get collapsed into one item. it […] [Original post on wetdry.world]

accessibility features are basic features, and should be part of the default path that software development tools lead you down. #tech #programming

#conspiracytheory: the useless feature where websites like #reddit and #youtube turn phrases in your comments into links is secretly another type of advertisement.

i don't like that my profile is cluttered by pointless drivel so i created a better outlet for all my dumbest thoughts https://codeberg.org/maypop/fortunes #shitpost #codeberg #unix

i think i have misunderstood what people use the "tech" hashtag for. sorry

one of the most fun things about caret browsing is when there is an animation and my caret is just In It. like there's just a line on this spinning throbber that's me whee i'm spinning on this throbber throbber is a real term btw #tech #web #internet #computers #fun #happy #silly #awesome […]

furrys are so cooleth we should be creachers in real life #furry

[minor drawn to life (nintendo ds game) spoiler] #myart #nintendods #drawntolifee

Murfreesboro, TN Bowling Sign photo by ArchiTexty on Flickr november 26th, 2007 i miss this bowling place. for a bit i was obsessed with preserving its history. i wanted to make a web page about it, and maybe sell stickers of the bowling sign if i could get in […] [Original post on wetdry.world]

TIL that safari 11.0 and _only_ safari 11.0 let you write `parent-element descendant-element` css selectors as `parent-element >> descendant-element`. #css #webdev

#fuck #america #swearwords #edgy

**1 Hour of Terribly Inappropriate Music to Hype Your Elementary School Fundraiser To 📚🎶📝** #shitpost

im full of sad and bad

[anthro nudity (not sexual)] #furry #scalie #myart #furryfriday

idk if i should keep posting stuff i only spent like 5 seconds on #furry #myart

yeah im sad secretly a dsadguy

when i search up #programming #memes i am like "how about you `return new Joke()`"

[everything is bad] `Ladybird Development Status at DuckDuckGo - Librewolf` #tech

i'm such a smart cookie #Gaming #Mario #nintendods

im sorry for ruining wetdry.world

i might start making some of my shitposts into files for the #unix / #linux fortune program instead of spamming them online. …and then if i ever get my _own_ web server where i can program it with server-side rendering, i could use those same files to add random splash texts to page footers!

i'm just playing deviled advocate. oops i mean sorry devil's advocate. i'm not an egg guys haha. sorry that one really left me scrambling to correct myself. uh i mean sorry guys i swear i'm not an egg i just wish i was a girl i mean i wish i could speak correctly like a girl i mean sorry oops […]

[murder (joke)] the woke mob can't make me say "kill." i didn't "brutally murder" those people. i didn't "dismember them and throw their remains into the river." i _unalived_ them, gave them some _silly slicey-wiceys uwu_ , and _yeeted_ their _forbidden snacks_ into the _heckin' fast waterino_ […]

i just found a racist troll account and i _could_ report it but i'd feel kinda bad for doing that because i feel like i've encountered a member of an endangered species of creacher #hashtag #silly

more yoshi animation jank #supermario #nintendo #nintendods #Gaming

last night, i made a cod item texture for my #Minecraft resource pack, #chocolatesquidmilk. i also added an easter egg where renaming it to "Fish" in an anvil changes its texture to the classic fish. i think i want to do birch leaves next. #myart

i got a four-goomba egg combo in super mario 64 ds. i didn't get a picture of it because i was too busy collecting the coins from it, but i do have this picture of my awesome highscore. i might never beat it… also, when yoshi pulls himself up on a ledge his […] [Original post on wetdry.world]

i should dig holes

praising/scolding your pet by calling them "based" and "cringe" #dog #shitpost

mew rowr rar rawr reowr meow mew mow meow raerwr rar yarrrrr mew nya mrow rar

just for fun, let's say hypothetically for the sake of argument we have a keyboard shortcut involving every modifier key plus the letter K. _how would you write that?_ personally, i'd say "Ctrl + Super + Alt + Shift + K". #tech #question #linux

[sexual] sliding a piece of paper inside my closed laptop is like #sounding for #computers #shitpost

two wrongs don't make a right. assuming 90° wrongs, two wrongs make a backwards. you need three wrongs to make a right. #shitpost

don't get a smart tv. plug a raspberry pi into a regular tv. it's better. #tech #techtips #sextips

#dandadan is the dumbest thing ever /positive

i wish people who want tHe WoRkErS tO oWn ThE mEaNs Of WhAtEvErThEfuCK would stop appropriating the word "#socialist." get your own word. #socialism is when the government does stuff, not whatever tumblr told you. we real socialists do not care about the means of whatever you said. we just want […]

[talking about porn] i think it would be really funny to take a video of myself infodumping and stuff in the shower (porn specifically for us weirdos) and release it under a copyleft license along with the project files, and call it "linux user takes a free and open-source shower." too bad i […]

am i posting too many pichers rn? #myart #furry

more doodles i think dresses like this look comfy i might get one in real life also i have decided i can breathe fire now mew #furry #myart

# COCK !

idk if i've posted this before (i probably have) #shitpost #meme #memes #cohost #shitchost

GNU/Linux/Aptitude/X11/Gecko/Firefox #shitpost #tech

GNU/Linux/Aptitude/X11/Firefox #shitpost #tech

sorry for being a bad person