Oh, pride month is almost over. Oh well, I’ll pull out all the stops next year- promise.

now everyone has to look at MEE

lmaoooo

twisted fucking cycle path

ugh. tired. i stayed up all night.

ive never killed anyone

meow

to the abnormal yet highly endearing hank, i’m working on a way to get to you. to my hank, im going to leave you be. you have no further use for me. i’m deleting your email address.

hank :)

hmph. maybe i'll find a way to collect that hank, and leave mine in the hands of the auditor. the other one is much more tolerable anyhow.

why are there so many hanks

gay ppl in my room :/

i kind of like that hank. theyre a very intriguing person. when deimos comes back i'll ask him how to hop timelines.

so ive been feeding the strays (3 cats, very nice animals) and it turns out they werent strays at all? anyway im going to be killing their owner for abandoning them

ugh. is hank still with auditor? what a stupid fuck. i hope auditor kills him.

do i look like docpreg georg to you

yeah lol

big fan of how neither of the hanks ive met are normal by any stretch but you can tell which one learned emotional maturity

good lord my timeline's hank is so obnoxious. i'm not bringing him back next time he dies.

i feel fucking ill. ugh, it was probably the ice cream. thought it was lactose free- but nope! hank is henceforth banned from delivering my food.

i can fucking smell the rot of my next-door neighbor's corpses. i should really dispose of them...

can the aahw stop slipping pamphlets under my door? im tempted to open the door one day and shoot the grunt in the face.

can my employees (well, an alternate version of him, i guess) stop getting pregnant. first sanford, now this.

cursive font is fun lol

no, my name is not keith, deimos dni for five hours